April 16th 10

Johnny Cash and I hung out yesterday. We watched the chiefs draft Eric Berry. I playmaker from the saftey position. I can't wait for football. Camarohead....and Monday night. Hell yeah. I did some jokes at standford and sons, it went ok, but it was alot of work just driving, working on jokes, getting on stage, waiting your turn. Damn....seems pointless sometimes. I just hope to do as many open mic's and write as many jokes from now until the end of time, because that seems to be the only thing I am good at...Well that and hitting on Girls working at dicks sporting goods. I love Gogel Bordello they are the best turkish rock band ever. The penguins are up 3 games to 2 over the Ottawa Senators. I am not worried, we have experience and some fire power. Just got to FINISH it off. Miss my Grandma....man do I miss my grandma.... I have a large pain in my neck. A Litteral pain in my neck. I turned it the wrong way and felt a pain so bad I got nausous, pale and sweaty, that would be embarrassing passing out because your neck hurts, but that is almost what I did. Luckily I found my way to a "confort room' which I found out isn't for guys it is for woman nursing.

I sent this txt out to everyone today
Frank Sinatra! The chairman of the board!
Crabman: I thought carrot top was the king of the board.

lol I know what he is talking about too hahahahah

Some Skills that I need work on

So.... What I have learned after quitting drinking, is there are skills, that I have neglected from being drunk, or having mental problems. I am just now grasping the fact that you can change the things that you suck at. My apartment is filled with the most random shit because I never wanted to pay for things that normal people have. I made some collages and I am trying to make my apartment more "adult" It is an ongoing progress becoming mature. I have wooden table with white random ass chairs around them. I need to get some chairs that match. The one thing I want to keep is the two TV setup, I don't watch any TV but when I do I want two ball games on, or one ball game, one xbox 360 game going on. I am just glad I have awareness that everything is a process. I used to just think I sucked at knowing where shit goes in my apartment and I suck at interior design. Turns out I just am a lazy asshole who doesn't want to spend money or time learning how to make things look better.

Softball is fun... I am struggling, but whatever! Quality time with my friends is always good. I have been watching my parents Cat lately. That thing is a pain in the ass. It is kind of nice to have a "dump" buddy in the morning though. How we got in the same poop schedule is beyond me.

stuff 04/14/10

I was able to do some comedy on tuesday, which wasn't impressive. The fact I made it through work, to st joseph and back to lenexa. That was the impressive part. The most nerve racking thing is just waiting all day to get on stage for 5 minutes. It's fun though. I love people looking and laughing at me. Plus I can hit on chicks.....which is nice....

Opening day

I had just finished up a long weekend saying good by to my Grandma when I hoodwinked my Dad into getting opening day tickets. I actually didn't want to go to opening day...too many waste-tards, not enough Royals fans. I went to my Grandma's funeral to the start the day, and ended it picking up Johnny Cash on the way to Opening Day. The K is the best place to see a game. Easy to get into the parking lot, easy get a tailgate going, and a beautiful staduim. We were greated by a parking lot worker yelling at everyone to "move down". Now I thought the message could have been delivered in a friendlier way, but it was obvious "Mrs. 455 parking lot worker lady" was in a pissed off mood and wasn't having people parking where they wanted to. David Cook sang an awesome National Anthem, and I took as many pictures and videos as possible. I tried to get alot of Fan Pictures but some of the pretty ladies thought I was too creepy. The royals lost in typical fashion, bad baserunning, dropped pop flies, etc. I drove back to Lenexa happy. Happy that my Grandma had a long life, happy that I got to hang with Johnny Cash, and Happy to head back to my Red Chair at my Apartment.

2nd Royals game

Man I hate looking outside sometimes especially when I am sitting my cube... I watched as everyone was having fun outside on 04/07/10 exept me. Birds were chirping, people were laughing. Emu's were humping. I couldn't wait to get outside. King Crab calls me up to go to the Royals game. I promise myself every year I am not going to waste my time on that team, but somehow I always end up watching them. By the time we got to the game it had dropped to 40 degrees, it was raining, dogs were barking, monkeys clapping, it was aweful out. The kid behind us was drunk or on PCP. This guy who didn't make sense all night looked to be 18-19 and had as many drugs going through him as Dr. Gonzo in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"

"Rick Ankiel makes 35 Million dollars a year!" "F YOU GRIENKE!" Ugh...with the outfield opened up it seems like there are more of these waste-tards.

The Royals won on a dramatic game tying homerun by Callapso, and Rick "35 Million dollar man" Ankiel came through with a double to win the game. I was also satisfied by eating King Crabs Burrito Supreme. mmmMmMMmmMmmM.