TV ON THE RADIO PART 2

"You" steady beat very much still TV on The Radio. Now is when you really get used to the sound of the band. Sort of annoys me the song is called "YOU" as there is no less than 44 billion songs called "YOU" including about 10 songs Candlebox put out called "YOU"


"No Future Shock" This song is very catchy. Maybe this one was they were trying to get on the radio. Often people around the office sing this very catchy hook. Good song.

"Killer Crane" Here it is. The TV on the Radio song to really get the day going.“Killer Crane” is a six minute thumping, mountain climbing, emotionally driven piece of intensity. Even amongst its quietness there is much awesomeness.


"Will Do" another pop song. Good beat, good mix of vocals, Synth and song writing. I could see this being on CSI Miami when they are doing a montage of police work.

TV ON THE RADIO.

TV on the Radio. A band. A group of guys with some random stuff going on in their songs. Their most "Rock" song is "Wolf like Me" I am just starting to warm up to their album Nine Types of Light

First song called Second Song starts out with a voice that reminds me of chanting, off beat, not exactly in key with the strings in the background. The song then Evolves into a song where the lead singer sings really high. Yeah it takes awhile to get used to the singing.


Second song is entitled "Keep Your Heart" Steady Slow back beat Hip Hop drums. Slow pace. Very high singing (again) sounds alittle like a soulful hip hop version of the popular rock band "The Black Keys" once again there is nothing mainstream to really compare TV ON THE RADIO to.

Long frickin day yesterday

Some days are very tough for me. Especially when I really wake up in a bad mood. Yesterday I was already grumpy and didn't want to do work. I grinded out a long day. I did feel very proud to get through the day. I was alittle wound up when I get home, but some good old fashioned junk food made sure I was too exhausted to really do much else. I found my Kiss album and was able to listen to Love Gun. I then met some friends out at Kelly's and that was ok. I went into a bad part of town and I said "Wow this place is so creepy, even Clowns stand around on the corner saying "lets get the hell out of here, this place is creepy" Overall in my progress as a human I am glad I can change modes from being running around at work like crazy, to not letting it run over into my personal life. I like being able to have crazy days but go into easy going mode when the day is through. Kellys patio was nice, bunch of lighting to look at, along with cats going through the trash at a local tatoo place. There was a Hen party going on at Kellys. They were sitting around doing jack shit. That was wierd. When I walked in I saw a bunch of Birds just sitting around a table. Hmmm I wonder if that is a hen party, wait no way that is a hen party, not enough inappropriate items around any of them. Then I saw the sash that said Batchlorette. I should have asked if it was a PTA meeting, that is how boring they were.

Chiefs-Penguins-Bruins-Royals-Pirates

The Chiefs signed Steve Breaston..He is a stud. The Chiefs are going to have a stud WR core. Can Cassel deliver? We shall find out. Nothing like getting Breaston plants.
The Penguins, C'mon man next year, we have to make sure the Boston Bruins never win anything ever again. The Royals, are back to sucking wang, but Alex Gordon is having a season to remember. The Pirates, are doing what the Royals can't do...stay above .500.

Malkin-Crosby should be healthy for the Penguins next year.

FMK (FMT for V and Byrdman and I)

Have sexual relations (F), (M)arry, or (Kill) that is the game that we have been playing lately. I personally call it (F) (M) or Truck, because the way I imagine you would kill one of the ladies is to TRUCK them over. I pick out 3 ladies vaguely related in some way like 1:) Cheryl Miller 2:) Sheryl Swoops 3:) Jackie Styles. You have to pickone you would have sex with, one you would marry, one that you would kill.

These are some highlights!

V-Foundation would Truck Jackie Styles! No Love for the Lady Bears!


Jessica Rabitt would get trucked by Byrdman, he sad Red heads be crazy.

Dannica Patrick, Mia Hamm, Hope Solo. I would truck Dannica she doesn't seem fun in the sack or fun to marry. Just because you are hot, doesn't exclude you from getting trucked in this game!

Atchison Times Writer Strike is over

300 pound football players weren't the only ones not doing shit this summer. The writers at the atchison times were also hard at work doing less than nothing. "If Matt Cassel hits a goalpost from 15 feet away in an empty arrowhead, is that racist?" a Out of work Mason Sicklock wrote about. "I had to keep my blog upto date just in case the strike ended early" Mason said while chewing on what appears to be a big league chew stawberry. "My BBQ website Q weekly did real well, highlighted by the 10 hits we got for our AVOIDING BBQ BLUNDERS DURING MEMORAL DAY article" We caught up to senior writer Raphael Raffle and Editor Titty Twizzler to discuss being back! "It feels good to be back, my kids were sick of eating Dairy Queen Brazzer Chili dogs, they were sick... as in they were tired of the idea of eating hot dogs, but they were physically sick as well, I am still shoveling shit out of the plymouth voyager. Twizzler and Raphael have worked over a decade at the Atchison times since 2009. "I can't wait to get back to covering the chiefs. I think they are going to switch to a 4-3 since Vrabel retired. We may also see a special teams improvement! Raphael told us. The chiefs were semi average in special teams last year highlighted by kicking the ball and running the ball until being tackled. "I was also Excited that I had a date yesterday, although it was wierd that we both had the same last name, and the members at Sosuave.com told me that going to the HALL OF RECORDS to see if we are related...is not in fact a date" Raphael's smile was ear to ear. "It turns out we are loosely related, but I am cool with it!" Atchison Times doors will begin it's calander year September 1 2011.

Any questions Raphael@atchisontimes.com

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Raphael Raffle is full of crap. He ran for a seat on the chamber of commerence last year and lost. He couldn't hide the fact that he consistantly put hydrox cookies into the blizzards instead of Oreo at the Dairy Queen HE PARTLY OWNED, saving him thousands and screwing customers.
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The Atchison Times has poor grammer. And I know something about grammer, ya hurrr?
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Royals and Other Randoms

Between talking about morgage rates, boobies, and how kenny loggins was running hot in the 80's, V-Foundation went on a long rant how the Royals are not out of it. Now I think the #1 thing you need in baseball is starting pitching, the royals have terrible starting pitching, but maybe they were pitching below their average, and now it is starting to even out. The Royals have won 4 out of 5 and Alex Gordon is startng to be a leader. He has even stated that they sometimes come to the ball park not ready to play. I really like Jeff Francour. He doesn't walk, but he plays hard and hits homeruns sometimes. I would actually take him at this point over the pouting Carlos Beltran. Carlos Beltran never had a great attitude, but now he is complaining he doesn't want to DH in the American League. This dude is a trip, he used to play with his remote control cars in the club house, then would go out and be the finest 5 tool player KC has ever seen. Arm, Speed, Defense, Hitting Power. Anywho. I hope they keep Melky trade Cain and Will Meyers for a starting pitcher. I always put a premium on proven MLB talent over projected Major league talent. Either way the deadline is coming and the Royals Have to do something, Cain does no good rotting down in the minors.

Han Solo badassery

Han Solo is a bad ass. The half good/half bad John Daly of the universe. So I was talking to one of my nerdy friends who's name I will leave out. I was talking to Sargent Matt, who's name I will put in. I was telling him how a girl told me she "loved me" and I felt it would be awesome if I put on a vest really quick and said "I know" then jumped off a curb. This would simulate the uber bad ass scene in Empire Strikes back when Han Solo says this to Princess Leia.

Leia: I love you
Han: I know
*Han gets frozen into Carbonite*
Chewy: ARRRRGGGGGGG

So I told Matt How this girl told me that.

K: I love you!
Ray: I know
*puts on vest and jumps off a curb or something to simulate the empire strikes back scene*

Sargent Matt then replied with the nerdiest thing a nerd could say

Sargent Matt: You know Han wasn't wearing a vest during that scene......

Royals Game, Batman, and John

On Friday my dad, V-Foundation, Byrdman, and myself went to the Royals game. It was very hot, but not unbearable. The royals won on horrible mistakes in the field by the Tampa Bay Rays. Some noteable things happened during the game. First off Chris Fold took a Chunk out of Escobars leg going in spikes high, Hochaver then struggled the next inning and then dripped Chris Fold. I think a warning would have been issues but Yost Infection (Ned Yost) was already halfway out of the dugout to take out Hochaver. Also Desmond Jennings came up mid game from AAA for the Rays and BJ Upton came out. So everyone on twitter thought BJ upton had been traded. The fireworks were nice, there was some dueche guys sitting behind us, but I was a dueche when I was 21 so I understand that age. Hotdogs were gross, but I still ate them, pop was good, home was very long because of a car accident. The next day John cooked us food, he liveds downtown, it was very nice. His girlfriend seems like a sweel lady. We went out to buzzards beach and saw a bunch of rad chicks with tattoos.


Byrdman: That Girl looks like Amy Winehouse
Ray: Naw...she brethes way more than Ms. Winehouse.

This is Trent Williams necklace. It is made of black diamonds. It is supposed to be a Silverback Gorilla, which is his nickname. I would be willing to bet he wouldn't like anyone calling him a Silverback Gorilla other than his very closest of friends. I love the fact that this Giant Million Dollar necklace Ape has the state of Texas in it's mouth. The Gorilla has Texas in his Mouth. The State of Texas.....in his mouth. the gorilla also has some pretty sweet earings. The back of the necklace has a cage so you can see the back sides of all the diamonds to "let the diamonds breathe" I am not sure diamonds have noses, so I am not sure why they need to have air. Anyway I thought it was very awesome and very dumb to have this necklace, but it I cannot deny that I would love to have a giant Necklace of a Honey Badger. My necklace would be a golden Honey Badger with Diamonds for his eyes and diamonds on is ears, and the honey badger on my chain..would also have a honey badger chain.

Off topic. Remember when Josh52Te had a diamond earing? Wow that was along time ago.

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Fan Fiction for Breaking Bad

I should write fan fiction for Breaking Bad. Fan Fiction is when you write stories based on TV or Book Shows you know using the characters. the follow is an idea for a plot arc on the show Breaking Bad.

I could see a part of the show that Walt Jr. Smokes a shitload of meth and it gives him the ability to not use crutches. At one point in a high school dance he wins a dance off between 2 rival dancers, he finally gets his first kiss in the Pontiac Aztec thanks to his new found friend (Meth) then in a move that rivals Teen Wolf he tries out for the basketball team and averages 15.3 ppg with 10 rebounds and 5 assists a game. The team then starts calling Walt Jr Professor Smooth. An Ironic twist on his nerdy dad and one that is far different than his old nickname of "retard"

Girls #

When a Girl gives you her Cell Phone number it can mean a variety of things. One mistake that men make is they think it means they are into you. It could be they were into you at that moment, it could be that they are being polite, it could be they work for tips, it could be they are drunk, it could be because they have taken too many pills that day, it could be they are bored, the reasons are too many to list. I have a seasoned veteran of getting numbers and them not responding, and it still bothers me sometimes. I am have a big ego. DON'T THEY KNOW I GRADUATED FROM MISSOURI WESTERN?! The attitude to take is one of working through the feelings you get when they don't react to you. You can use the serenity prayer. You can't control people, so don't try. I had a friend tell me today that someone wasn't responding to his calls. It is a pain in the ass, I deal with it by eating a giant piece of fried food and talking to Byrdman or Raymont about it. Good luck living life and dealing with things people. It is a beast.

The Royals and thoughts for the day

The Royals are doing bad. Oh Moosetacos how you haven't shown me much yet. Starting pitching sucks. They are starting to refer to Dayton Moore as Corky Moore over on chiefsplanet.


I read a something last week that I have been keeping in my mind. It was about how you should take the attitude that every day is going to be better than the last. Byrdman said that he was too into science to believe that, I don't think it is so much as believing it, as just an attitude. I just try to place importance of making every day better than the one before it, and having the attitude that tomorrow is going to be even better. If you can keep this attitude you will be happy until you die.

I've also been aiming low with expectations on other people. Aim Low.

BOCC and Other Stuff

Bocc got off to a slow start, but big finish. All the ususal songs were there, oddly (or rightfully so) party all the time is one of their best songs rating best as clearity of voice, balance of keyboards vocals, drums, and understanding the lyrics. I guess that is a tribute to the talents of the Tanked Topped Ones and of Eddie Murphy himself. A Rick James outfit with headphones would really make that song pop!

Lets back up to Friday when I got my oil changed and a brake light ticket taken care of. Lets just say the police in Lenexa are very nice, probably because they have never had to shoot anyone and they ususally give up parking tickets to soccer moms, but anyway. I got my brake lights replaced and and a brake light violation was wiped from my record once I took it to the police station. Now I have been to several police stations in my day, but I swear you could have seen a tumble weed going through the Lenexa Police department. That is how not busy it was.

Friday oh what will yee bring?

Maybe Thatch rooves? Maybe a Dio album? Dragons? Swords lodged in stone? Swamp people?

You're The kind of Guy

Your the kind of guy that throws away all my California Raisens Toys because you don't like fruit.

your the kind of guy when I ask to borrow the tape of Shawshank Redemption, it is dubbed off of TNT, and you tell me to fast forward the tape midway because you taped the last part of Shawshank Redemption at 9 pm and you wanted the whole movie on vhs, so you woke up at 6 am (yours is flashing 12:00 again ) and taped the first part of it

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

You're the kind of guy that makes everyone wait at topsy's popcorn, then you don't even get popcorn, you get a diet coke which is like 3 bucks, then I can't go to Lens Crafters to pick up my eye glasses because it is after 8

You have the Intel mid 90's theme as your alert for your phone when you recieve a txt message, but use an Ipad for your webbrowsing needs.
Your the kind of guy that requests Bubble Bobble over amazon for NES and requests it be put in Bubble wrap. Fullfilling your bubble fetish quite nicely.


Your the kind of guy that pushes and pushes to get a girls phone number at Applebees, then later on while watching Gimore Girls you fall asleep and your phone falls into a 32 oz cup of mountain dew. You never get the girls number and it nags on you until your death what could have been.



the last time you saw a pussy was when you ****ed a cats vagina

Fear

Fear means you are not being one with your God. Come on get with your God and you will stop being fearful!

That is what I got after the first part of the cd "The Sermon on the Mount"

I don't really know what to say, it just tries to put Jesus' teachings into everyday spiritual life. I always like the fact that what I see hear, and touch is less than 1% of what is real. It is actually way less than 1%. So when my cheeze-its get stuck, I don't really know the full story. I just have to understand it as God's will that it got stuck.

I texted a whole bunch to Byrdman. We talked Girls, chicks, and motorcycles. It was a good day.

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Monday Morning

Yeahhhhh Buddy. So yesterday I went to hang out with some friends at the ice cream place, everyone was racing to eat ice cream because it was melting. It was ok. Some of the people in the group I hang out with think I am creepy. Which is fine, although I had to ask them why they thought I was creepy. It's not like I have a room full of trench coats and precious moments dolls. It's all good though.I had no sleep yesterday for some reason, so I took off early from work. I got some laundry in. I got rid of some clothes, bought some chicken, went for a walk, watched 2 episodes of swamp people, listened to the beastie boys, played some nba 2k08. Called Raymond. So overall I feel good. It was nice to get some time away from work that wasn't 4th of July or Memorial day, it was also nice getting outside. I am ready to get back to work tomorrow!

New Guys I am recruiting for ncaa 2k8

Wade payton highscool pg small dude senior in high school
Brandon Johnston SG small shooting guard softmore in high school
Alton Anagoyle highscool Jr PG smalish pg
Evan Craven High scool JR point guard 5 stars
Luke Mathews large center freshman in highschool
Jess Warner 6'6 SF sr in high school 3 stars

Derick Jeter and other randoms

Woke up today, and hung out with Raymond. He gave me a cd of of Sermon on the Mount. So far it is showing facts that the bible never talks about structure in Religion, and this book-on-cd mainly shows how to spiritually grow. It gives me a queezy feeling listening to it, because I am not sure really to think about it. I will keep an open mind and keep praying. I try to atleast pray that God directs me to right thinking. I came home and I am still alittle bit sick, I took a nap, and ate some Zarda BBQ. Then Derrick Jeter hit his 3000 hit! I don't hate Jeter, and don't really hate the Yankees. I really don't like the Broncos and the Cardnials. Those are the only teams I truely hate. Actually I kind of hated the expos, they were from Canada, and I hate most thinks from Canada. I vacuumed my car later on in the night and now I am currently watching the Royals and Nascar! Go Dale Jr and Royals!

Deez on Duffy being sent down and KC keeping Davies

This is all about actions speaking louder than words. Never again do I want to hear one idiot in this organization's front office talk about a "winning culture."

The worst pitcher in baseball history, literally, continues to get the ball, while Duffy is going to play pinball--something DM specifically said he wanted to avoid with the prospects. There is no question, none, that Duffy is one of the three most talented starters, and he's not over-matched. His learning should come entirely at the ML level.

Is this the end of the world? No. But it's yet one more symptom of the larger disease of suck that continues to plague the organization.

Linda Cohn and Michelle Beadle

Ok when I was growing up, especially around the time I got interested in woman, I thought Linda Cohn was horrible looking. Overtime she had some highlights in her hair, and a tan, and just got better looking. Now I think she pretty cool all the way around, I don't think I would make out with her, but she knows her sports, and I respect for all her years of work at ESPN. (I bet Kilby made out with her!) ((Kilby is Craig Kilborn)

Michelle Beadle..... hello nurse. Hot, Funny, Loves sports, and is on a podcast. Yes please. I didn't know what to expect from her podcast since I just watch her on that dumb show "Sports Nation" her podcasts really shows how funny she is and witty. She now is a must listen on my ipod (zune. Sansa) The funniest thing I heard all day was her calling baseball players a bunch of "JACK BUTTS) ha


A story I found funny on the Michelle Beadle podcast was Linda Cohn going up to John Hamm (of Mad Men fame) and being nervous. John Hamm was a fan of Linda Cohn! He said they had met before but she didn't remember. I am sure she Swooned at ole Don Draper himself putting on the charm to "Lady Metsfan Linda Cohn"

July 7th

I had a pretty good night tonight. I was sick all day today, I felt light headed, but when I get home I still am able to do crap that I need to do. It is wierd how that works, I still suck it up and hang clothes up and go for a walk. Breaking bad Season 4 is coming up! This show is awesome. It is about a Meth Dealer that everyone loves. Walt is a normal man who gets lung cancer, he then has to deal drugs because his slut of a wife is all slutty and she needs money for her life! Walt also has a handicapped kid who is a cool cat even though he can barely walk. The good thing about using crutches all the time is that it gives you alittle gangsta strut. Season 1 and 2 are bad ass, season 3 Walt is starting to be a bad guy. He is a great chemistry teacher and he can sure churn out the chrystal meth! I am just glad my chemistry teacher in high school Ms. Kramer didn't create meth for us to play with. I would have just sat around and played Mario Kart for days on end. The picture I attached is the first episode of breaking bad, as you can see Walt still has his hair.



The more handicapped the more gangsta! I am also looking forward to Rescue Me even though last season went to a level where it was too much.

blah Sick

I am sick, not really mad about it. I haven't been sick for awhile. It is amazing how you avoid being sick when you don't drink heavily. Anyway like Jordan in the flu game, I am going to gut it out, exept for dunking on Byron Russell, I am going to sit in a red chair and watch tv. This burrito I am eating should taste awesome, but it tastes like foam finger.

Happy 5th of July

I am alittle nervous going back to lifes tasks today. I will be fine though if I just do one task at a time. DON'T TRY TO EAT THE ELEPHANT IN ONE BITE!

I actually don't like that saying because I would rather ride an elephant while listening to Metallica than attempt to eat it.


The day was July 3rd. The place? Jerry's Bait Shop. Byrdman and I were listening to my favorite coverband "The Stolen Winnibagos" That is when the challenge was thrown, for me to talk to girls... I was able to talk to a few, I had a few ok comments. Calling girls boring and telling them that there acting like this was a Library...that seemed to be fun and really open up some flirting. I was pleased I actually got out of my head long enough to chat. Good job!

4th of July

Well after a long ass week, the 3 day weekend came here with a blast. A blast of Waldo crazyness with CodyA and SaraA. It was fun to get some coffee and some conversation in on Friday, along with some trendy threads and tattoos. We mostly talked about old men's balls and how they are so big they fall into toilets. "That is the only complaint about the Four Star Holiday Inn here in St. Joseph! Is the water level is so high my balls fall into the cold water like a God Damn 4th of July watermelon" - one local old man told me. Yesterday I drank about 35 ice T's and hug with Byrdman and The V Foundation. I plan on cooking out today and just trying to relax. I Was able to wake up this morning then go back to bed for awhile. Sometimes I just want to do a million things, but I want to relax some and get away from work, I want to get some xbox 360 in, and I want to do Laundry (which is done for now!) and have some fun. Now for a random conversation I had on Friday.


Ray: IT'S HOT OUT HERE FOR A PIMP
C: Really whats the hardest thing being a pimp in hot weather!
Ray: My had gets stuck to a ho's face when I slap them.
C: OH THAT'S THE WORST!

Happy 4th of July

July 4th is like the halftime of the summer. A chance to see what adjustments need to be made to really kick up your summer. I have been very pleased with this summer so far, a good balance between work, play, and friends. I am really ready to get home and play some xbox 360. I was able to get some controller time in yesterday, I beat some pour team on NCAA 2k8, I also was able to give some calls to recruits. The signing season began and I needed to adjust some of the players I was targetting because they signed with crappy teams. I am thinking about getting a new game as my current selection of games is getting stale. I really want nba 2k11 but more hoops isn't really helping the staleness. I really like the older FIFA games and maybe I can drop by game stop 2 night and pick up a fifa game for cheap. One of the frustrations I have about holiday weekends is that everyone looks forward to getting there, but I feel like crap from working, so I don't really get to enjoy it. That is why today, right now I am just going to try to enjoy the moment. Especially with air conitioning. That is one thing that I love. I really try to have fun and relax everyday, because if you watched "Louie" yesterday, you could get hit by a bus at anytime and have your head come off.