Rock Chalk Jayhawks

I have tickets to the KU game tonight. I am going to see a Championship team play. I am excited not so much that I like KU basketball, I just love sports and there is No place on earth like Allen Field house. That is the Court Wilt Chamberlin played at before he had sex with 1000 woman! I really have no dog in the fight as far as Mizzou Ku anymore. I really only love Missouri Western. The rest of the colleges in America can eat a penis. The only other non penis eating schools are Army, Navy, and Air Force. Goooo Service Academy's.

Tuesday 29th

Good day yesterday and Today. I was very busy, but I got things done. Or as Comedian Mike Baldwin says (GSD) Get shit done. Yesterday I just went to a meeting and talked to Raymond. He is a funny guy. He always gives me the truth, and the truth is sometimes I am ignorant of situations and peoples feelings because I don't know better. I feel asleep halfway through the monday night football game, which is back to back weeks I have done that. I wasn't mad, I am just glad I fell asleep period. I haven't slept very well for years, and lately I have been getting more sleep. I heard someone say the other day "I feel guilty for sleeping in late" I am like "the fuck?" Sleep is supposed to recharge and heal you. Don't feel bad about sleeping, that is actually when your body is doing the most work. On the music scene I am listening to skrillex right now going through the disography. Pretty good so far.

Monday

Chiefs got beat yesterday, I didn't watch any of the games. My friend Brad made ice cream. I was good. Like he is a chef at this place so he knows what he is doing, and it was pretty awesome to watch him in action. Cody and I yapped. I put my foot in my mouth at one point. It was a good day. I went to work today and it was long but I have a job that pays for various video games and sports games.

Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving was very good this year. We went to Ryans Buffet where they didn't have Cornish game hen, but they had fish that was fried. I had to work on shaking out the anxiety all weekend because the drive from st joe and the St. Joe trash usually gets on my nerves. It was a nice day out and it was actually a simple thanksgiving. I went for a walk with my Aunt Nita and my Mom, I watched tv with my dad, and I hung out with my sister and Landon and Cortland. It was fine. I then woke up and took an old guy to Detox that was hanging around one of the sober houses in St. Joseph. I guess this is the time of year where the pills and booze run out. I know lots of Pill Poppers run out of their Flex spending accounts this time of year which means a run to the treatment centers. It was a full weekend. I got to watch some football but I don't really have much to comment about, exept that Flacco is still a bit unproven in my book. He is def in the top 10 QB's but the question reminds, can he move up to the next level? The Model girl I was talking too is not talking anymore so I would say she has ever overdosed or her interest level is down to nothing. I still talk to Kristen (the girl from Topeka) I hope she gets over the party mode she has been in because she is very funny, she helps others, she is smart, and of course she is a nerd, and I love nerds. We will see though, for now I am just thankful I am healthy, sober, and I got nice TV's to watch games on. I feel like my Comedy game has been doing well lately, most of my Facebook jokes have had a good amount of "Likes" and even though I am not on stage somewhere doing comedy. My Comedic outlet is satisfied by posting shit on facebook.

Building a Joke carrying momentum

Nothing I hate worse than a person who kills the momentum of a joke.
This is especially true with Girls that don't understand how to "riff" on a joke and instead go "Ohhh stop being so hard on yourself" pffft joke killers.

Raphael: Could you imagine if everyone used their workbadge on dating websites?
K: Mine would be aweful...though me at 24 would make me look young.
Raphael: ????

K: sometimes can feed me a line, not this time

Raphael: How many pictures does it take to know if a girl looks good in real life? Do you give her a freebee?
V-Foundation: I would think five, in various situations
1-bar
1-silly
1-serious
1-professional
1-black and white (art photo)

See V-Foundation always keeps the ball rolling with jokes. Always accept never say no to jokes.

Weekend Wrapup

Friday seemed pretty relaxing. My friend Kevin kept on itching his side because his wife gave him a haircut. I asked him if he had the Shingles. I don't know if scratching your side is a result of having shingles, but it made me feel good inside. I went out with Cody, Sara, Melissa and a bunch of random people on Friday. Melissa and Michelle kept on talking about random movies that I have never seen. I only have time to watch sports I guess. Screw Cider House Rules anyway.

Saturday I drove back and watched the Griffons piss away the lead against Northwest. Northwest was alot better than Mo West and the only reason it was close was NWMSU made bone headed plays. Mo West kicker kicked three 50 yard field goals with wind being a factor. NWMSU will pay the price next year, or maybe even this year, Pittsburg State is tougher than a D&G steak. Saturday night I went with Cody to a persons birthday party, they had johnnys bbq and it was great. KC BBQ is awesome, but you already know this. I then blabbed about my date with a fashion model in which I got some kissing action.

Ok to a point that I really haven't hammered home, and I am about 31 which means I probably only have a couple more years of prime "dating" time here for the younger crowd is how a woman grades you on a date.

Fail - Quick exit out of the car or situation
Average- peck on the cheek

Friday wrap up and randoms

I strangely got most of my work done Friday and that was good. Someone brought sausage pasta to work and I went all nom nom nom on that. I went to a Mexican place Melissa H, Cody V, and Sara S. We just shot the bull. Melissa kept on talking about some movie about the process of translating "Everyone loves Raymond" to Russian
Today the Griffons play Northwest in an epic battle and I just want to have fun.

Playing the numbers game while dating

First off for all the young guys out there. This is what you need to do. Ask every girl out, ever. You have to get used to handling rejection, communicating with girls, basically you need to stop being a pussy. Pull up your skirt and start approaching woman. You have to get your odds in your favor, if you hit on 10 girls 9 may throw a drink on you, but 1 may like your ability to not suck.

Friday November 18th

Things have leveled out a bit after a crazy week last week. No late night applebees runs, no models pissing their pants in my jeep. Things have been good. I am look forward to relaxing tomorrow and watching some football. The Mo-West Northwest game will be crazy. After a shit start to the season, they have really come on strong. Kind of like "VIOLATOR" by Depeche Mode sucks at the beginning, but really ramps up the awesome towards the middle. This weekend will really tell us the "Policy of Truth" if the Griffons can be National champions.

Tuesday Wrapup

On Tuesday I went to work, I tried for find my nephew this lego thing after work. It wasn't there. I was hungry as hell, so then I came home and ate a bunch fell asleep. Went to a meeting, then I went to applebees to eat with Cody and Sara. I got to break down the girl I saw over Saturday and I let some other guys know what exactly I did to get a girl off of facebook, into my phone, then out on a date. The date went well and I had fun. I think I was of pretty good that service. I am up decently early today on Wednesday, feeling good, ready to go off and run my program for today.

Sunday

Well the Chiefs just got done getting beat by the Broncos. The Broncos offense is about as dumb as buying a TV from Rent-A-Center. They just run Tebow or have Tebow pitch the ball everytime. This team wasn't great to begin with, I hope we make a run to 8-8 but it looks like Haley is on his way out right now. We will be cooking next year if the Chiefs get a good draft and Moeaki, Berry, and Charles back. I watched USA play France on Friday on a Friendly game and they kinda look like shit. I think Sporting KC could probably beat our National Team and that says alot. I met up with a girl on a date yesterday and she was a fashion model. She was ok but there are alot of issues that go along with dating a model. I just think there is more to life than being good looking. So I might have to quit dating models for awhile.

CJ SAPONG and KC ROYALS NEWS

Congrats to CJ Sapong for winning rookie of the year in MLS. He is a beast for sure. I hope he plays on the National Team. The Royals traded the Melkman for some pitching. It sounds like the Giants GM is a complete asshole, so I think we got a good deal. Sporting Lost on Sunday and it was a sad ending to a great season, but as the cold days go by the closer we get to opening day, and opening kick. It was good to get some people interested in Soccer because it is an easy game to follow. Teal Bunberry was elected to the -23 National team. That is cool as well. Smoke and some other jackasses are still racing for the sprint cup, and he chiefs sucked this last week. The griffons won against northwest which is huge. The Griffons are now going to kick so much ass they are going to need a generator to make sure the ass kicking goes on even if the power is out.

Game Days

Once again it is Game Day. Game Days are holidays and should be treated as such. Missouri Western won yesterday, setting the ball in motion for St. Joseph to have the power team in DII. It is really nice because we have pro weight rooms and facilities. Fight on Griffons. Today sporting plays in the Eastern Conference finals. We Love you, we're you go will follow, cause you're the Wizzards, and that is the way we like it.

Scream masks

Yeah this is somewhat scary to me.

Sporting KC Yeah

Yesterday was a nasty day out, I still got out to the park at 5 PM and got some grilling in. I was having a good time just watching the rain and grilling when Cody, Molly, and Sara showed up. I figured Sara and Molly wouldn't eat, because hey my grill is nasty and what not, but they but pulled pork on top of sausages and made some sort of random sausage/dog/bbq. The game was awesome and we won. I am glad soccer is short because I was shivering the whole time. I celebrated by drinking a coffee at Caseys and eating the meat I had cooked. Cody and I got to talk a little bit, that sucks the weather was so bad, Birdman, V-foundation and Samantha had to leave because it was horrible out. That's the breaks. Sporting Plays this Sunday to go to The Cup! It has been a fun season no matter what, spending good quality time with my Dad, and my friends. My playlist for Sunday will be lots of Depeche Mode and Daft Punk.

Game Day

Happy Game day everyone! I remind everyone that game days are holidays and sacred and should be treated as such. It has been a special two game days this week. Once for the all powerful Chiefs, and won for the sporty Sporting! I have to say large, fast, black men with scream masks on....do scare the shit out of me. If you didn't see the game, the Chiefs put on scream masks after the game on Monday and it gave me the creeps. I love Derrick Johnson, he didn't play up to his draft position most of his carrier, but now he is looking like the best linebacker in the league. At Texas he was an absolute baller.

Sporting KC. Yesterday at the Rally the owner of Sporting KC gave a awesome speach. It is too bad that our other pro teams have cock bags for owners. I believe we will win. Also CJ Sapong "LIKED" a photo of a drawing I drew on facebook. That was bad ass.