March 12th 2010

I woke up early and worked out today. I was hoping I wouldn't be all crazy pacing in my cube to leave. I am not pacing but I am ready to leave already. I ate some celery and pretended I was a rabit for awhile. celery sucks even with peanut butter, it tastes like some grass got on your peanut butter. I am drinking some rip it Energy drink i got from Dollar tree. Dollar tree sells albums. These albums include Barenaked ladies, Phish, and tony orlando. I haven't gotten to listen to any of these because I hardly listen to cd's. Fish Taco's from callihans rules. I Like the curly haired guy from hall and oats better than the white guy. I once got beat by 5 aces playing poker in toledo. I wonder if I ate cherry chapstick if it would give me a serving of fruit. I find the movie hot rod to be funny and awesomely awesome. When I am eating soup I want something crunchy to go with it. celery does not satisfy my need correcly. Celery sucks I like to write on post it notes "post it baby!" just so everyone understands my enthusiasim for post it notes. I can't believe i spelled enthusuasim correctly. Olathe's water tower is weak compared to all mighty platte city water tower. I wish Platte City's water tower was a bad guy in a video game. Like the final boss, when it destroy it you can get a dilly bar from the brazier there. I've never once saw a horse race where I thought one of the horses looked like they needed to take a piss.

Thoughts about racing TODAY 03/11/10

Kurt Busch looks like my friend Byrd "bryce' John Looks like Juan Pablo Montoya. I wish they would wear some nascar stuff and hang out at Dave and busters racing each other. CLASSIC.
Nothing like old school racers talking....looking at you Ward burton and Rick Mast. That there done. That there had dem. Memories like elephants... That Car of Tomorrow or whatever you call it saved that polish kids Kalowsiki's life! Sharks must swim forward or they die. Slay the dragon, other cliche's! bassmasters

Sports Cargo Shorts 03/11/10

People need to stop dogging on Cole Aldridge for only averaging 11 points a game. The dude changes every damn game he plays. He can just stand there with his arm stretched out like palm trees and be a game changer. Child Please.... Aldridge is the love child of Wanye Simeon and Greg ostertag.
Carl Edwards...please fist fight or hit someone ATLEAST on a pace lap. Don't be a dueche and hit someone going 200 mph. Thanks
If I had a guitar position that is my favorite...it's SHRED EAGLE!
When listening to racing podcasts my favorite drivers liked the movie "stroker ace" now I have to watch this damn movie. Burt Reynolds...check, race cars...check. bad acting? Oh yeah!

Snugga Memories 03/11/10

This one time snugga was mad that his order of nacho bell grande's wasn't correct (MOAR CHEESE! he yelled) So then him and the manager got into it, when the dude popped his head out of the drive through, snugga slammed it against the side of drive through window. Managers Mcmannagers head bounced around like a lottery ball

03/10/10 Randoms

Derrick Anderson ran all over the chiefs in 06, I was watching the game with my dad and Matt. Man I was mad. Trent Green had a monster game too. So I txt'd to see if anyone remembered the game

Do you remember the 06 browns game?

Byrd: nope
Crabtree: was that the one where Ross and Rachel hooked up?
Matt: Why?
Ray: Derrick Anderson ran all over the chiefs
Matt; yep.

As I sit here listening to Rush on 101.1 the fox several things come to mind. One being is our Xtreme Trivia hostess. She is so eXtreme she hosts X-treme trivia and now has an Xtreme weather dvd that Vinnie got from the royals game. Now that is freaking eXtreme. I hate fridays. I just sit here waiting for the glorious weekend. I always play out these crazy shit in my mind to keep me by. today I am pretending I have cancer and I am asking why I spent so much time in a cube instead of doing the things I live (which ironicly enough caused me to get cancer

Random music shit that pisses me off 04/23/09

How is marcy's playground still in heavy rotation on stations....and I am not just talking aboutalternative stations. It is on mix stations. WTF?! It pisses me off because the powers that be decide to choose one forgetable song from the 90's, and it isn't sponge, or toadies, it just pisses me offHANGING ROUND...BLA BLA BLA BLA. Everyone is in their teens and sad and stuff. Drone drone dronedrone drone bla bla bla. Damn I hate that song. I heard it today on Afentra's big fat morning buzz, which they barelyplay fucking music anyway, but when they do they decide to go to marcy's playground sex and candy.I hate you sex and candy

I am listening to foo fighters pretender right now, wouldn't it be sweet if that song was on seasame street?

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER
ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER ONE