Softball 50% fun 20% Work 30% getting struck in the head by objects.

Crabman signed us up for a co-ed softball league. YAY beer, nachos, and having a good time. Boo pulled hamstrings, "strawberrys", and boo misjudging flyballs and having them hit you square in your fat stupid for playing softball face. Now I get a walk or two in daily, but playing softball is different excersize. Standing in a field, forced to chase a round sphere of death while pretty ladies and manly men point and laugh..... yeah you could say this is different than my normal form of calisthenics. One move that has helped me greatly in my social and sporting life is the "tornado position" The tornado position is a variation of the fetal position (made famous by Damon Huard quarterback from the Kansas City Chiefs). What you do is you lie crouched and cover the soft part of your neck with your hands. This prevents cool ranch dorito's to impale your neck while a tornado is going on. This "Tornado" move helps when in softball when you are trying to catch a fly ball, but you trip leaving yourself exposed. Go into the "Tornado" and say a couple prayers that the Reaper ball of deathness doesn't strike your brain and kill you dead. It is a must when you fall or trip during any sport that some jerkface yells "sniper!" Although it is strangely appropriate for paintball. I am calm and excited for the upcoming softball season. My goals are to be outside and run around. With a positive attitude, I can achieve my goals.

#45 Demonpenz LF.

March 13th Special Snake saturday

Well I woke up and it was as cold as an electronic cooling machine that changes water into a solid form I went for a walk. I then hung out with my nephew who now has a black eye. Nice ....well it is snake saturday, so what way to kick off a snake saturday to hang out with a 4 year old with a tough 'tude and a black eye. We then played some excite bike and talked about bo jackson. Flogging Molly and Dropkick murphy's and u2 will play apart in snake saturday for real!

March 12th 2010

I woke up early and worked out today. I was hoping I wouldn't be all crazy pacing in my cube to leave. I am not pacing but I am ready to leave already. I ate some celery and pretended I was a rabit for awhile. celery sucks even with peanut butter, it tastes like some grass got on your peanut butter. I am drinking some rip it Energy drink i got from Dollar tree. Dollar tree sells albums. These albums include Barenaked ladies, Phish, and tony orlando. I haven't gotten to listen to any of these because I hardly listen to cd's. Fish Taco's from callihans rules. I Like the curly haired guy from hall and oats better than the white guy. I once got beat by 5 aces playing poker in toledo. I wonder if I ate cherry chapstick if it would give me a serving of fruit. I find the movie hot rod to be funny and awesomely awesome. When I am eating soup I want something crunchy to go with it. celery does not satisfy my need correcly. Celery sucks I like to write on post it notes "post it baby!" just so everyone understands my enthusiasim for post it notes. I can't believe i spelled enthusuasim correctly. Olathe's water tower is weak compared to all mighty platte city water tower. I wish Platte City's water tower was a bad guy in a video game. Like the final boss, when it destroy it you can get a dilly bar from the brazier there. I've never once saw a horse race where I thought one of the horses looked like they needed to take a piss.

Thoughts about racing TODAY 03/11/10

Kurt Busch looks like my friend Byrd "bryce' John Looks like Juan Pablo Montoya. I wish they would wear some nascar stuff and hang out at Dave and busters racing each other. CLASSIC.
Nothing like old school racers talking....looking at you Ward burton and Rick Mast. That there done. That there had dem. Memories like elephants... That Car of Tomorrow or whatever you call it saved that polish kids Kalowsiki's life! Sharks must swim forward or they die. Slay the dragon, other cliche's! bassmasters

Sports Cargo Shorts 03/11/10

People need to stop dogging on Cole Aldridge for only averaging 11 points a game. The dude changes every damn game he plays. He can just stand there with his arm stretched out like palm trees and be a game changer. Child Please.... Aldridge is the love child of Wanye Simeon and Greg ostertag.
Carl Edwards...please fist fight or hit someone ATLEAST on a pace lap. Don't be a dueche and hit someone going 200 mph. Thanks
If I had a guitar position that is my favorite...it's SHRED EAGLE!
When listening to racing podcasts my favorite drivers liked the movie "stroker ace" now I have to watch this damn movie. Burt Reynolds...check, race cars...check. bad acting? Oh yeah!

Snugga Memories 03/11/10

This one time snugga was mad that his order of nacho bell grande's wasn't correct (MOAR CHEESE! he yelled) So then him and the manager got into it, when the dude popped his head out of the drive through, snugga slammed it against the side of drive through window. Managers Mcmannagers head bounced around like a lottery ball

03/10/10 Randoms

Derrick Anderson ran all over the chiefs in 06, I was watching the game with my dad and Matt. Man I was mad. Trent Green had a monster game too. So I txt'd to see if anyone remembered the game

Do you remember the 06 browns game?

Byrd: nope
Crabtree: was that the one where Ross and Rachel hooked up?
Matt: Why?
Ray: Derrick Anderson ran all over the chiefs
Matt; yep.