Good Luck Bad Luck..who knows?

I put my diet coke 44 oz on my car roof and it fell off splashing me with a bunch of awesome pop. Good Luck? Bad Luck? Who knows?

I then forgot my passenger door wide open and went into work, causing embarrasment when over the intercom i heard "a Mitzu (i can't prenounce this..) "A RICE BURNING BLACK CAR YOU LEFT YOUR DOOR OPEN! MORON!" Good luck? Bad Luck? Who knows.

Portly fat sweaty but great basketball coach rick Majerous loves girl scout cookies. He was talking on the espn podcast with Doug Gotlieb that he used to love thin mints, now he loves Samohans. Majerious feels like an NBA owner when picking out girl scout cookies. DON'T WE ALL COACH... DON'T WE ALL Coach! You are the best thing about St Louis! A tiger only succeeds at catching prey 1 out of 20 times, about as much as Jason Kendall Makes contact with a white round sphere called a baseball. Oh Boy David Bowe day on 101.1 the fox....is Max tanna and Moffit going to make me watch Labrynth after work? George Bernard Shaw one the Noble peace prize, but refused the money! They are called wonderbra's because when you take them off you wonder where her boooobies went! Andre Miller is going to be a good basketball player. Sugar Free Red bull, sunflower seeds, and a pat on the back, these things keep me going! My goal is to have 1000000030002000.4 peole following my blog and facebook. With God anything is possible! I wish there was an edit button so I could just add on the red headed woman on facebook. I would then put on a red wig and post on their wall "WE ARE TWINS EEEEZ" This Irish newletter i got at Waxy Oshay's smells like Cigars and Guiness. I like 4 fried chickens and a coke, both the stuff you eat and drink, but also the band. Post It's do not work well on cleaning up tomato soup. "keeping guys in line" does not mean inviting the group to an inline. skating group. I tried to get everyone to call me Mr. Boombastic today, they politely declined . I don't really want to know where St. Pats beads have been before they get throw at you by a bouncer. I do really want to know why the bouncer threw me out (I thought the patrons had left, and it was ok to enjoy some the left over plate fries!) Me getting thrown out of a bar. Good luck? bad Luck? who knows>?

Post script

True story, I just put in 50 cents to get some skittles and it got stuck in the vending machine? good luck bad luck who knows? Then this dude came in with a ball on a chain wheeling it around his head and said "THE NEXT PERSON I CATCH EATING SKITTLES WILL DIE.!!!!

Edit: the point of saying good or bad luck? who knows? is to get out of your head...OR if you do think about an incident. To convience yourself it was good luck.

Getting even with Alanis Morissette

Many things have been written and said about Alanis Morissette. I feel with with all my heart that the Senior writer at the Atchison Times said it the best. "Alanis Morisette is the worst person.....of all time!" She is like a nuclear bomb of suck" writer Raphael Miller said about the sucktacular female artist. So now you are wondering....Demon....Dp... how can I get back at this lady. This canadian lady *shudder*. Well I got something Ironic for ya.... use her music to dupe woman. Dupe woman toooooo MAKE OUT WITH YOUR MALE FACE! HEY HOW ARE YOU TODAY.... LOVE YOUR SHOES! DO YOU LIKE Alanis?!?! (no need to even say the last word, if a woman is a woman ((you my want to doube check)) there won't even be a need for saying Satan's last name. Play her albums, pretend you know what woman are about, talk about what a butthole dave coulier is! Just make sure you take advantage of her appeal to woman, by ABUSING IT. takig power woman rock, to take the power away from woman ALITTLE TOOOOOO IRONIC DON'T YOU THINK?? It's like rayyyyaaaaaiiiin.

They say the mark of a crazy man is.....

Is that he makes a pitcher of iced tea and fills a 2 liter bottle of mountain dew with it! Well I must be Crazy?!?! Speaking of which...does anyone else just randomly scream out "CRAZY TAXI!" Whenever they see Taxi...or crazy stuff or hear the Offspring? CRAZY! That taxi was driving faster than a woman posting an awe comment about a newborn on facebook! . Our team name for Tuesday Irish Trivia was Joseph P Randa. Ole sweet #16 still lives on in our hearts and in all star baseball 2000 or n64. I love Katie Horner, her outlandish comments and risky garb make her the Milk of my CoCo Pebbles. I follow WDAF on Facebook and today I wrote this. Katie Horner....rooooawwwwww Tornado in my pants (I think they deleted it...will check when I get to a basement, under a sturdy table). This is like the superbowl for Irish Themed bars. Hi Ho, The Palms, Burny's, Snake bite, Kelly's, the bone, Race Car bar, Norty's, Jumpin jacks bar, Magoons, Hammerjacks, buffalo bar, Jerry's bait shop. All these bars are irish bars and I bet they are happier than Jason Kendall reaching first base (only to get picked off). I just remembered that it is not OK to dance to Master P, because everyone starts saying Make'em say UHHHHHHH NOOO.......NA NA NA NOOO NA NA NA NOOOO. Every cheat/money play in madden that I can think about involves sending a player in motion. The computer should just not be magintized into blockers. Hard to explain. Well I better get back to adding as many people in facebook as possible.. in hopes of being famous and rich and getting some chili cheese fritos'

Hi...Hope to see you at saints add me as friend!
Yo...it's Demonpenz comedian, blogger, video blogging, you've seen me on myspace..now check out my friend
Hey... I need help in farmville!
I got a strawberry cow in farmville
A loney Demonpenz Has wondered onto your farm in farmville. H
Hope to see you at HammerJacks 2 nite
Trying 2 see how many numbers eye can put into a sencence 4 u!
I am also on OKCUPID W/webcame...check me out pleyer
Ice is important when drinking crown royal. if you just crack it out of those green and blue ice maker dealies, it tastes gross.
Talcom powder! I NEED SOME
Stop stealing toilet paper from the mall rest rooms. People at the brass buckle now can't whip correctly.
Joe Randa Joe Randa Joe Randa.
If you are going to pee into a bottle make sure it is a 1 liter of mountain dew. The large mouth redueces the risk of pee pants by 25 Percent.

Acceptable nicknames for me aka Demonpenz

Raph

Raphie

Raffle

Rod

Rodmanavich

Rodzilla4u (from AIM)

Demon

Demonpenz

DP

Penz

The Penzer

Penzanelli.

Beef Penzeroni

chicken fried Penz

Bacon n' penz

Raph a Roni

Raphaelz

For real raphaelz

Road Dog

Ray-dog

Ray-ray

Lil Ray Ray

Biggon

snack cakes

You

Hey you

Hey you asshole

Hey you jerkoff.

Ray

Rayfield

Raymucher

Raysteak

Steakavitch

Chucksteak.
steak n eggs

Columbus sailed the Rayflower

RayDay

Dr Ray and snoop doggie dog

Ray

Sports in Cargo Shorts Vol 2

Jim Boeheim said on P.T.I that Kansas is the team to beat in this tourny. That is what My bracket and I like to hear! Beckham tears his achilles...oh noes! Now the only time you will see him on TV is on TMZ.. (unless there is a sports channel ESPN Europe Classic) I watched the ESPN movie about Spike Lee and Reggie miller. Wow! That brought back some good memories. Rik Smits was and forever will be criminally underated. A center that could hit jumpers outside of 10 feet in the 90s was unheard of (outside of that dude that had to starve himself every damn playoff game arrg!) What the hell was Derrick Mckey doing to me in nba live 96? He was costing me a title every time I played in the finals. Dropped passes, missed free throws, 45 rating in defense awareness, God I hate you virtual Derrick Mckey for Super Nintindo! Reggie Miller was a video game badass in NBA live 96,97,98, wow. What the hell were the folks at EA sports doing in 94? Man they had a "special move" for Chuck Person...AKA The Rifleman. What was his special move you ask? You would think it would be a Jump shot or 3 pointer...that's what Chuckie P do, but nOOOooOOoooO he throws a fickin alley oop to himself if you pressed Y while driving the lane. Let me tell you Non Video game nerds out there at this point in his career Chuck Person was older, fatter, shorter, and blacker than me, DEMONPENZ. FO SHO!.
I got to peep some of Aaron Crowe this last week. He is a pitcher for the Royals. I have hopes for him throwing a white sphere past some Men swinging wood sticks. I don't have a java script or anything that tells me how many days hours minutes seconds until opening day...soooooooooo

ELEVENTEEN MOAAR DAZE TILL OPENING DAY!

Extreme hope Demonpenz #45

"Not your time!....Son!"

Changing the way I looked at life has helped me enjoy every morsel of my time on earth. When I was younger (also known as being an idiot) I would pick apart every situation until it drove me crazy. Although my head told me to be thankful for the things I had, my heart did not. It took me time...... time away sober.... to help me realize how lucky I am. I have to drive this home by typing, writing, or having someone else tell me how lucky I am. One chromosome different and I could have been Jason Kendall. NO ONE wants to spend the summer trying to hammer a baseball only to have it travel 10 feet then having your job taken by Brian Pena midseason. One day I decided to take a look on why I was so miserable. It turns out I was just being a wussy. Job sucks? waaaaa quit and work to find another one, unlucky with ladies? Well spike your hair up and hang out at the power and light. I sometimes want a sweet GTO like engineerds have, well then go to Rolla you big wuss. I would be a 30 year old freshman, but you want that GTO soooo bad right Ray? I stopped picking apart why things happen or don't happen. When you finally accept the fact that everything is always screwed up and you can't control hardly any of it, I found myself being about to enjoy life more. So you had a near death experience, don't sit there and examine it. Just take it as.... "God wants you to go back to earth and clean up your shit....."

Dueces!

Demonpenz

Post script. I got a 16 on my act and to get into the business department at Missouri Western you need a 21. So took the test when I was like 21.... I sent tjhe results to Missouri Western Northwest (for possible grad school) and rolla (for poops and giggles) and I must have scored well because Rolla called me. I would sure hop I scored well, I already had grey hair!

Jesus Jukebox

I am always looking for things from God, I have found myself to be quite needy over the years. "Oh Lord, please help me pass this test I will study for Geomatry and spelling" next time! F- and summer school was in my future of course....so I found a different way of Praying that seems to work better and not come off so needy. Pray for general things. Lord, please give me strength, wisdom, more hair on my head, salty snacks that may or my not resemble Onions (that are also quite fun). It is like if you are asking for someone to play music on the jukebox. Just ask for Alt rock from the 90's. Don't be the asshole that asks for Blur song 2. When thanking God, I feel it is ok to pick out specifics though. It helps be more grateful! Thank you for the interweb, thank you for blogspot.com, thank you for warmth and pizza rolls.