Tuesday harpos

I went out for a search for adventure on tuesday to westport. I like westport just to hang out, I first used the bathroom at Mr. GoodCents, and I could tell it was already getting crazy up in the westport WHAT WHAT>!>!>!>! I went to quarter draws with some friends, it was good time. The waitress spilled beer on me. Without missing a beat I asked for a comment card...she was like "why do you need a comment card?" I told her "So I can SUGGEST to management that the waitresses should Not spill beer on me" She laughed in a laughing manner and walked away. Some blond girl sat next to me that was p hot. probably a 7.5 on the Ray scale. She busted my balls right away. I asked her if there were any other bars around "I ment to say cool bars" She said "No there aren't any bars....at all" we laughed and were joyous. I got her number but she didn't call me back. That shit happens when you are in the game. Alot of girls are in the game for the same reason I am. Hustle. Everyday is hustlin'

Bowling League VS Stand Up comedy

Bowling League - bunch of drunk guys, some girls having fun.
Stand Up comedy - bunch of drunk guys 1 girl having somewhat fun

Bowling League - Annoying it's once a week make yourself go
Stand Up comedy -Annoying its once a week make yourself go

Bowling League -People say "Ray you are pretty good, you should go pro!"
Stand up comedy- People say "Ray you are prety good, you should go Pro!

Bowling League - semi fun hobby
Stand Up comedy- semi fun hobby.

Bowling league - worst moment....guttering when I needed 1 pin to win
Stand up comedy people telling me "hey pretty good for your first time!" when I am a 6 month vet of the grind.

Just bought a chair from work.

I just bought a chair from work that was 10 dollars. It is in pretty good shape. I am tired of rolling this sumbitch. So I just sat down and scooted my way to the parking lot. If it was a ride at the leblond carnival it would have cost atleast 3 tickets. Or 10 pancakes at the pancake stand.

learning how to quckly make out with chicks

Learning NLP. So today's NLP lesson, I learned you can make someone think about something by telling them not to think about something. Like when I say. "Hey....Quit Having a huge crush on me, I am takin'...when I say that to a girl, they have to think about having a crush on me first, then they think about me being taken and how they can't have me. Next thing you know we are making out in the back of my lancer!

Ducks in a row

I have never heard the phrase "getting your ducks in a row" So when a caller from Springfield Missouri says. "Hey I will get back to you once I get my ducks in a row" I just think he is a farmer that would like his Duck Organized.

05/29/10

I played softball and broke my tail bone. That was bad. Hot red heads.... are good. Sausage on the grill is good. Crabman and I eating sausaes...talking to hot red heads are good. Blondes who think they are bad ass because they don't drink boxed wine and they lived in italy.. boring... blondes that don't know anything about the beer thta they are serving....boring... Boyfriends of hot redheads professional and calm. Good couple of days.

05/18/10

The wonderful world of demonpenz...... Going to work, coming home, anxiety attacks, random passing of gas. Today I woke up and it was the first week that it wasn't cold out....poor Ronnie James Dio..... He died. Holy Diver baby! Jump Jump Like a tiger......

Ok reboot. I am sitting here watching HOT ROD. My God this movie sucks, but I can't keep my eys off of it.