Character Defect 1 I love emotions

On my long journey to give up my addictions to different substances, mostly funyons. I now know what I am attracted to, and that I need to be steadfest if I feel this attraction to write it out and look at it, pray on it. I love girls with problems, can't pay your rent....ohhh I love you even more. It gives me a chance to get up in the morning and fix other peoples problems, which are easier to fix than mine. It doesn't have to be a woman, it could also be a dude down on his luck, or maybe a dirty puppy...ok I would take care of the puppy. Thinking about this gives me a good guidelines of what I really want to have in my life and stick to those guidelines. It is an easy to set guidelines what you want, but takes extreme amount of pain to deal with it. If Zooey Dechnelle walked into today and told me that she loves my blogs and she wants my as a boyfriend, but then started doing drugs and throwing up cake in my bathroom I would have to pray and really think, do I want this chick in my life? Is she what I really want or am I just addicted to emotions because I am bored at this moment. Just like my answer is to eat or booze when I am bored or unconfortable or know I can feel better instantly, I am always attracted to the wild side of life because it is instant awesomeness. I love instant entertainment or emotions, that is why you see me with a laptop surfing the web, I don't have time to lug around a book. It's much easier to reconize my defects and not act emotional so when the time comes I can kick Zooey out she goes back to the lead singer to death cab for cutie and I enjoy the chiefs playoff win.

Naked Gun 31 Super Troopers 21 final vote

Farva and Rabbit can't save this comedy from being gobbled up at the tons of jokes naked gun throws it's way. ENRICO POLLAZZO

A cheating way to be funny

So you aren't very witty or funny. Just say a quote from a funny movie. I just leaned over and said "nice beaver!" from naked gun and of course my buddy goes "thanks I just got it stuffed. If you can just pick a movie that is hot right now and quote it you will get laughs. LOOKING AT THE HANGOVER EVERYONE LOVES THAT MOVIE USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.

Naked Gun Vs. Super Troopers

ohhh what a good matchup...which to choose. Farva is so much line a dude I know in real life, but the "nice beaver" line in Naked Gun is classic.
I think this matchup is going to be largely generational as most joe's off the street are going to think that naked gun is lame. Reggie Jackson is trying to kill the queen for fuck sakes how can you not go with naked gun.


Supertroopers first 15 minutes an epic chase scene, cameo by Larry Johnson Aka The hotpocket guy

only thing in Texas

Ray 1:Is steers and queers which one are you?

Ray 2: Steers I guess. wait is there some sort of area?

Ray 3: yes a metro sexual cow.

I asked God to get rid of my Sloth

And I then started doing dishes, unfortunately he didn't do anything about this animal I bought in South America

Starting the new year right

Starting the day off and year off right. Watching Sabrina the teenage witch. Well, it is sort of Sabrina the teenage witch, it is cartoon. Whatever happened to that one slut that used to be on 15? Nick Bokai was the voice of the Cat on the life action version of Sabrina the teenage witch. He was funny. The cat just went into the fireplace. This is going to be a weird day.