Trust The process

I don't know many times I have heard this from Ned Yost Infection, or Todd Haley. Sometimes it gets old, but if you have a solid plan in place and you keep tweaking and making this better. You are going to be successful. Just like the old Parable about the Indian on his way to King Hill.

There once was an Indian. He was thirsty for Busch light and a bowling alley. So he set forth a long Journey from Atchison to St. Joseph. Along the way he ran into Missouri High Way patrol, water patrol, Donkey Patrol, he kept on changing his feathers along the way and he kept on getting by all the patrol. He even dressed up in a Barrel-of-fun softball uniform to fit in with 238ers. He eventually was killed by Mike Rucker, but his soul eventually made it all the way to King Hill Lanes.

Giovetella

Johnny Giovetella is better at the game of Baseball than Chris Getz. Though he is small he can hit to all fields and with extra base power. The royals also have a first round draft pick in the minors that goes by the name "Colon" I hope we package Colon for some pitching. There is some young talent all over the infield. Hosmer reminds me of Lou Gehrig with more power and less disease. Govetella reminds me of Joe Pecci from Goodfelles, but MORE MENACING. Escobar is the cuban drug runner of awesome. Mustakas kinda sucks, but with his good lower trunk (that is the kind way of putting he has a fat ass) he will have some power. The Royals will be awesome for a couple years if they get starting pitching.

Tanners

I had a tanners steak yesterday for 11 bucks. It was ok. I also got fries, nachos and bought Byrdman a couple beers. I dumped my problems on Byrdman. Then he dumped my problems over the wall. Like Billy Butler homerun. I then walked up to these girls and asked them if they were from Topeka. They said no. I said "Because my friend Byrdman and I went to Washburn once" Thought you looked familiar.

I've been feeling blah lately

My attitude hasn't been great lately. I just have to remember the more that I am of service, the better I will feel. Billy Butler has been on fire lately. I wrote some tips for having good text-game with woman. too often guys chit chat with girls over text that they are trying to build attraction with. You have to take your boring self and text your friends with that and be exciting with the girl you are trying to date. Nothing good can come from

Ray: hey whats up
Girl: nothing
Ray: what are you doing
Girl Not much watching tv

you see where this goes. It is boring as shit and you don't want to seem boring. Thats why I just txt byrdman
Ray:sup
byrdman: byrdman
Ray: eating pork cracklins?
birdman: of course
ray: sweet.

The Chiefs are being cheap.

I guess really winning for Clark Hunt is to spend less while maintaining a product that sells tickets, Merch and things of the such. The chiefs should have resigned Shaun Smith, and 2 defensive tackles. Maybe even Asumaugh. I am not a billionaire so I don't know what is going on in Clarks mind, I just wish either the Royals or Chiefs would come out and say "this year we are playing to win it all" both teams are aways building and never making a run. They have fans by the balls because nothing else satisfies me like a bunch of athletes murdering each other on the football field. Football is sacred. The Eagles and Patriots are going for it all, that is for sure. I remember last year my friend Bugeater claimed August was the crappiest Month. He might be right although Februrary and January are not good either. October is the most awesome month out of the year by a long shot. I would rank May Second April third. September forth June 5th July 6th November 7th Jaunuary 8th August 9th November 10th December 11th February 12th.

Dealing with Haters or general Grumpy people

This can often be tough. I know I have to deal with people who may call me "stupid" and I can't spend too much energy on those people because it makes me less effective. I ususally just try to say a prayer for them and move on. Like a shark moving forward (it's shark week btw)

I really like giving myself awards. Xbox 360 gives you awards for various things and they put it in a catchy phrase. Like when you steal a car in grand theft auto a box will pop up "Been Caught stealin" and it will play the janes addiction song. Here are yesterdays awards I am going to give my self

No gutz no glory
Donation is a great nation
Haters be hatin'

Weekend wrapup - byrdman - v -munkytrash

Friday. Wow. Long day. filled with work and tiredness. I was able to make it through. I ate some Zarda which was better than I thought it was going to be. Kansas City average Q is better than most Q indeed. I had the burnt end sandwhich with fries. Went to be around 9:30 because my body hurt. Saturday woke up went for a walk, then I ate something and went back to sleep. I was trying to figure out something to do and I just went down to Westport at around 7 pm to watch the Royals game. Some guys came into Harpos and did shots because they were going to a wedding reception. I told them how random it was for 4 young lads to come into a sports bar with no one in it. Do one shot of jack daniels and hit the road. They were nice and one guy even said he was going to adopt me. I got into other conversations with other people found out how to get to this dance club I had always been confused about. I guess there are chicks out there who like driving muscle cars because there were chicks hanging out with one very nice mustang GT and a Corvette and a Nissan Z. I know L.A. has a Nissian Z but I am not sure any other girl I know has a vehicle with the ponypower to go over 130 mph. The girl with the Mustang lit up the tires much to the delight of everyone watching. Westport fleamarket still has the best hamburgers in town. although |Zach| says they are overated. I was happy with what and how I handled Saturday. I could have done jack crap and stayed at home but I went out and mixed it up and talked to people. It just seems like my ability to be social is like an Escalator. If I am not trying to get better talking to people I get worse. Driving home I debated on to get taco bell, but I passed. On Sunday I went and played Softball with my friend Cody and 20 other guys. It was dangerously hot and we played for two hours. I was about the first one to quit but I stuck it out until someone else called it quits. I was glad I played because it is important to get out with friends and work together even if it means being out in the heat. I then went to dollar general and had a conversation like this

Dollar general: like a peacock
Demonepenz: do you know what a female peacock is?
Dollar General: no
Demonpenz: A peahen.
Demonpenz: Every other animal the male dresses up with sweet feathers, not humans though, guys put on a trucker hat nd a clippers jersey and call it a day.