Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Thoughts On the NBA Finals

I really hope Dallas wins. Dirk reminds me of a poor mans Rik Smits.

Nutritional All Stars VS. Nutritional Kyle Davies

There are some good foods, there are some bad foods, then there are the ALL-STARS and then Nutritional versions of Kyle Davies. Today we take a look at the Food version of Albert Pujols, the egg white. I like egg whites hard boilded. They are 17 Calories and packed with enough protien to shit your pants, luckily the egg whites tend to bind me up, so shitting my pants really isn't an option after I eat 100 of those things. The Nutritional Kyle Davies is Super Bubble gum, it is just sugar and doesn't fill you up, doesn't provide any positive, and the only joy I ever get from it is when I throw it in my Dogs hair and I have to shave the dog and take it to the park and tell everyone it has doggie cancer.

Monday, May 30, 2011

SORIA

GOOOO AWAY

Billy Butler Should be on swamp people

That is all. Holy crap Chris Getz is playing alright baseball as we speak!

May 29th 2011

Well, Soria blows another one. SgtMatt sent me a text that said it all. "Soria about that." I had some marathon time with my friends Birdman, Elder Statesman, and V Foundation. The Elder Statesmans girlfriend was there, and she laughs at my jokes, which is badass. We gambled some, I broke even and played for awhile. I had a bunch of 3 of a kind but just couldn't break through to get 4 of a kind.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

gah

Dayton Moore's trades has sucked, he can draft and develop ok. Man Shawn O'Sullivan Sucks. His nickname is SOS and that really fits. Vinnie rained threes and Bryce went to the hole hard has they played in the Alumni tournament. I went over to Matt's and he was playing a dance game with some kids. It was pretty funny.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Saturday May 28th

I started off the day with a long walk. There was some sort of run going in the park, but I didn't let the in shape people ruin my walk. I listened to some Alien Ant Farm. Then I listened to the Lonely Island cd. That really cracked me up. Lifted some weights after that. The Royals did a good job winning yesterday. That was nice.