Welp. Since Salvador Perez is the Mexican Johnny bench.

JUAN BENCHO

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Alot of girls can't help themselves, once they see my leopard skin seats on my 1996 Ford escort, and the free passes to cosmic bowling. The panties just are coming off shots or no shots!

The Dog Days are over.

Even though the Royals lost yesterday, it seems they managed to avoid the late season melt down they always seem to go through. The ones with bench clearing scuffles, dropped pop flies, and Rey Sanchez getting a haircut mid game. Moustakas sucks right now, I don't care if he has a 24 game hitting streak, he looks uncomfortable as hell over at third. The good thing is scouts smarter than me say he will be fine over there, I think 8 hours of day working on baseball (Perfect practice makes perfect) and he will be o.k. Savador Perez continues to be the Mexican Johnny Bench behind the plate. Anyone watching the royals right now has real issues in their lives that they could be dealing with, but instead we do what baseball nerds do, we watch every pitch until the final game because we know it's going to be a long winter before we see baseball again.


btw flashmob has been moved to 12:30

Royals Monday

What is it about the Royals Managing job that makes coaches look like they have Aids. I am watching the post game and Ned Yost Infection looks like crap. The Royals hitters have killing the ball, Salvador Perez is the best defensive catcher since Johnny Bench, Alex Gordon Rocky Calaveto and Hosmer is Lou Gerig minus the terminal illness.


The weekend was OK. On Friday I worked really hard then hung out with some friends after work. People said I looked grumpy, well I was. I sometimes don't want to see anyone after work even friends. Saturday morning I woke up at 6 went for a walk went back to St. Joseph. It was very beautiful drive going through faucet smelling the faint smell of grass, fresh hair, and cow shit. I then met up with my Dad to go car shopping. My dad was really pumped and I wanted a new car. I planned on test driving 1 or 2 vehicles. I actually figured I would just go to ST. JOE AVE motors and buy a Le baron and cruise around the brown bear. What really happened is my dad and I cruised around until I started getting cranky. I was a bit surprised that I got 3000 grand out of my piece of shit car. That car was a piece of shit because frankly I am lazy, but here are some things that were wrong with my 2005 lancer. The large dent in the door from a hit and run, the thing just looked crappy. The Lancer also had hail damage, and shook more than Michael J. Fox after a pot of coffee. I really thought I was going to be the MITZ crossover, but I really liked the Jeep Patriot. It is boxy but I can see and it is comfortable. I really didn't do the numbers on how I am going to pay for this thing, it looks like I am going to eat some RAMON, Beans and wennies, and Tea for awhile. The vehicle is a nice rig and I sit in it for approx 40 minutes a day, so it is def worth it so far.

Hosmers eyebrows look like wasp wings.

Fun series north of the Border. Country Breakfast tore it up. He maybe DH of the year. People are belly aching that he should start to work out more. I say do what got you to the majors. What got him to the Majors? Eating Gallons of Tarter sauce.

Strike Zones in Canada

are large. I love for more strikes to be called, but the last couple games have been retarded. I would love them to call the high strike again, and institute some kind of "SHOT CLOCK" for throwing a ball and a batter being ready. People want to say Wahhhhh it's tradition that there is no clocks of any kind in baseball....well it was tradition to burn people who we thought were witches at the stake. Do we still do that? Hell no. Also baseball needs to stop when football starts period. No one outside of Boston and St. Louis likes baseball more than football. Toranto fans do come out to watch Bluejay games, but it is only until the Maple Leafs start their annual downward spiral to the celler in Hockey. Toronto Maple Leafs are the biggest sporting team in Canada and wow what a fierce Team name they have. You better get me some Sunlight bitches or I am going to turn orange and yellow!

Royals Game Yesterday

Every time I get to see a Royals game with my buddies it is special. Yesterday I hit on all the points to make me a happy Royals Fan. Homeruns By Country Breakfast and Eric Bombsmer. Good game by Chen V-Foundation, Byrdman, and Sammie Sandwhich all watched the game. To top it off I got to watch the game in HD on V-Foundations 62 inch TV. I hardly ever get see the games in HD, but I got to see a 4 foot tall Bruce Chen throw awesome right in front of my eyes. Byrdman and I also talked old school rollercoasters as a person on youtube used AUTOCAD to replicate the Zambie Zinger. Every nook and cranny of that loudass roller coaster has been recreated right down to the fake stone entrance (made to look like a tribe from Africa) or something. We also took a ride on the mamba through youtube, then we talked about NBA Player Popeye Jones and how he always came into camp out of shape. Ole Popeye Jones, never eats spinich and instead drinks gallons of Wine I guess.

I ate out to eat with my Mom, for lunch. It was lovely. I love Granite City. Their chicken Wrap was very tender, had tortilla chips in it, and wasn't dry at all. Very good. I had Brocolli on the side which was fresh and made me feel like I was eating trees.