Long John Silvers

So I was in long john silvers today. I ordered the 2 piece fish and more. What I got was highly dissapointing. It was more like 2 piece fish and bla. WHERE IS THE "MORE" I EJACULATED OUTLOAD! boy howdy was I ever peeved. So ususally wear my cargo shorts so I can stuff extra crispy's in my left pouch for later I called up the manager. He didn't know shit so I crumbled up hushpuppies over his head. He threatened me and even took off my long john silvers hat that I always wear. So I called up Mr John Silvers and explained to him that he needs to mind his corn, p's, q's , and 2 piece fish and more. He said the standard amount of coleslaw is determined by the ice cream scooper they use. I DEMANDED he scoop a large portion of my attitude in his mind. He hung up on me and refused to talk to me until I left a dvd copy of "bring it on " on his front door. When he opened it up he was not greeded by a feel good comedy staring kristen dunst but instead of one pissed off demonpenz with a hunger for fish and chicken planks