Aldi's superstore, where dreams come true

One of my favorite things to do is go to aldi's stockup store. For those of you who don't know it is like the game show supermarket sweep, with more people wearing sandles with sweatpants. The only thing I hate is you have to put a quarter in the cart rack to get a cart. I never have any cash and I already broke my debit card trying to shove my card in these things. So I am ususally hungry as hell, because I am too tired, hungover, horny to actually plan for a meal, so I just wait until I am eating the last saltine off the floor before going there. It is always a big cluster F though because I am so hungry and I try to fit everything in my hands before I get to the counter. Then there is the race with the old person with 2222 pounds of catfood. I must beat her at all times. So what ususally happens is I make a decision, It is like when you have to choose what kid gets thrown overboard and what kid lives. Do I keep the generic funyons, or beef jerkey, do I need shampoo this weekend or can I steal hand sanitizer. What ususally happens is the cat woman makes a dash to the counter and I ususally just start dropping shit leaving a trail of Cheese Rounds, Canned tuna, and poptown microwave popcorn. Ahhh but I beat the catwoman. 12 pack of GT cola and Imitation Funyons (fun onions of fun.inc) it is for dinner!