Aug 11th

So I attended an event called the 11th annual Softball chili cookoff, but it should have been called the 1st annual Lesbian Fartoff. I was wearning my IPOD ear buds, not with anything playing because I don't actually own a IPOD, I can't afford that shit, just the earbuds, just enough so I can ignore people. Anyway I leaned over to get some chili and one of my earbuds fell into the chili. Now I don't know how much crap fro my ear fell into the chili, but I know exactly how much chili went back into my ear when I put the earbuds back in.