Ok first of all. Congrats to D-bowe to making the pro-bowl. He worked his ass off and his ability to play into a team concept is helping his dreams come true. It reminds me of myself. If I go out and try to be a Dane Cook look at me type of comedian or a selfis blogger. I feel like shit and don't get anything done. If I wake up and I try to move society forward I feel great.
So I have been still playing with internet dating game trying to really find that sweet spot between nice guy and total asshole and I realize that hot girls really take shit way to seriously. Yeah yeah it is common knowledge that you are supposed to turn up the jerk for the hot girls. I emailed a couple girls with these lines.
"you are so brown that I had to turn up the brightness on my screen to see you" Girl number 1
"Chinease people are taking our jobs. America Fuck yeah!"
the gils got all bent out of shape and wrote me long emails about how one is native american and the other is chinese. So I guess where I am at right now is well you hav to be a jerk to even get a reply, but you have to reel them after you get them fired up. I honestly don't want a girl like that, I just want to calibrate my online game. I will probably appoligize to these girls because I don't mean to be an asshole. I just want a girl that doesn't take shit so seriously. How cool would it be like
HEY CHINEASE PEOPLE TAKING ARE JOBS! and the girl replies
HAHA AMERICANS GET A JOB LOSER!
People take shit too seriously.
that would be an awesome senss of humor
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