Scarette Johannsen

I had a dude tell me "the things I would do with Scarlette Johanssen and it involved alot of sex...here are the things I would do.

the things I would do to Scarlette Johanssen

1.) Invite her to see the Fast Five but give her the wrong times so I could see it alone
2.) give her 1 of my 8 ski balls at Red Baron in the St Joe mall, then cuss her out when she only gets a 30.
3.) Make her some fish sticks but when she goes to eat one knock them out of her hand and tell her "these things are bad for you!"
4 As she is walking up the steps poke her in the ass with a Diet Pepsi bottle and tell her "these things have a mind of their own!"
5 As her who her Heisman Trophy vote went to this year, then explain to her that she doesn't know shit about football