May 9th 2011

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Current: Partly Cloudy
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Woke up. I put on a T-Shirt that reads "I GET EXCITED IN THIS T-SHIRT" that is when you know your day is starting out correctly. The day kind of went down hill from there as I have a cold, and my dad has a cold too, so I felt like throwing up all day, but I made it through because I have alot of glass in my diet.

This reminds me. I just heard this referenced the other day. YOU NEED MORE GLASS IN YOUR DIET. At first I thought it was some sort of Princess Diana reference, but it actually just means YOU NEED TO GET TOUGHER, because tough guys eat glass on a regular bases. This remins me of ANOTHER story that happened down in holts hall, in st joseph, where a dude bit into a glass ashtray and chewed up the glass. This is an actual rumor that I heard when I was around holts hall in 8th grade or so. St. James baby....where we eat glass and we have plenty of glass in our diet!

I hope to get one of my fake articles written for the atchison times tonight. I have a funny idea, but I hope to really write it a couple times. It seems like everything I post up here sucks because I fail to reread it. That is not good enough for me anymore. I want it to atleast make sense.