Billy Butler Wears a Turtleneck and Chain

“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away"


Whenever I hear this quote, I can imagine Billy Butler trying to go first to third on a base hit to right field, then getting out a yard stick to measure his life while he is out of breath.


I also know for a fact that Billy Butler wears a Turtleneck and thin ass chain. Whenever he is wearing a Blue Royals Jersey it looks like cookie Monster flossing his teeth.


Birdman and I had an in depth talk about the French open on Tuesday.

Demonpenz: Have you been watching the French open?
Birdman: Ahhh I caught alittle of it
Demonpenz: I watched some of it in HD. One guy I didn't know of was being the crap out of another guy I didn't know of
Birdman: Yeah the one guy you don't know is pretty good
Demonpenz: Yeah and the other guy I didn't know didn't play very well.