So there is this big dumb oaf that plays for the Mavs. He happens to have an NBA title now. Brian Cardinal! Now you would think he would have a nickname related to his name, something about a bird or maybe a religious nickname. Well he doesn't! His nickname is the custodian. I guess it is because he cleans up the loose rebounds and balls. The custodian would actually make a good Wrestling name, he could throw sawdust in peoples eyes, then dip Hulk Hogans head into a mop bucket, his finishing move could be the PLUNGER. So to wrap this up, I have no idea why he is nicknamed the custodian, but it is funny to think about him moping up the floor with the Heat.
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