You're The kind of Guy

Your the kind of guy that throws away all my California Raisens Toys because you don't like fruit.

your the kind of guy when I ask to borrow the tape of Shawshank Redemption, it is dubbed off of TNT, and you tell me to fast forward the tape midway because you taped the last part of Shawshank Redemption at 9 pm and you wanted the whole movie on vhs, so you woke up at 6 am (yours is flashing 12:00 again ) and taped the first part of it

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

You're the kind of guy that makes everyone wait at topsy's popcorn, then you don't even get popcorn, you get a diet coke which is like 3 bucks, then I can't go to Lens Crafters to pick up my eye glasses because it is after 8

You have the Intel mid 90's theme as your alert for your phone when you recieve a txt message, but use an Ipad for your webbrowsing needs.
Your the kind of guy that requests Bubble Bobble over amazon for NES and requests it be put in Bubble wrap. Fullfilling your bubble fetish quite nicely.


Your the kind of guy that pushes and pushes to get a girls phone number at Applebees, then later on while watching Gimore Girls you fall asleep and your phone falls into a 32 oz cup of mountain dew. You never get the girls number and it nags on you until your death what could have been.



the last time you saw a pussy was when you ****ed a cats vagina