No Nba this year makes me sad

I don't even care that much about the NBA, but grown men playing 82 games, while trying to party, take care of groupies, and manage how much they are going to spend on neck chains does. I love turning into NBA tonight and see how some dude took the night off against the Charlotte bobcats for "knee swelling" when we all know it was from "Too much Weed and Taco Bell. Speaking of which, Weed causes massive hunger, which leads you to eat stuff like Oreo's on pizza which ironically enough is former Milwaukee bucks player Vin Baker's favorite treat an after game snack.