Sundays are for watching football?

There is this commercial for Mcdonalds, where this lady yaps about how Sundays aren't just for football.

That is a dude is a chump. Dollar Menu Menu check, woman living rent free in his head check, bowing down to a girl check? He needs to be more Wolverine, less cyclops. Here is how #Demongame works. You tell that lady that Sundays are for whatever I want. I am a man, in fact I am The Man. If that means it's for football so be it. She would probably throw a egg mcmuffin wrapper at ole Demonpenz face and storm away, but she gets it. She knows in her heart that her heart ACHES fo a MAN. Not some Average Freaking Chump. So she will go off and text her wench girlfriends about what a dick Demonpenz is. But guess who comes knocking for some sex later that night? Demonpenz baby. #demongame.