9 reasons to watch the Royals this year

10:) They aren't the Chiefs.....The Chiefs will no doubt screw up this offseason. They will upgrade the entire team but of course Cassel...Cassel Reminds me of the kid who screams to his parents "I don't want to go on the Orient Express" Then he goes anyway, then spends the entire afternoon crying and riding the Bamboozler.
9:) The K is a beautiful ball park. Lets face it, coming up with your own party is hard. Lets all go meet at the K and spend a shit-ton of money.... that is simple effective way to get people together.
8): Salvader Perez....We actually though John Buck and Miguel Olivo were decent catchers. This dudes arm reminds me of level 5 in mega man.
7:) The Kiss Cam. It is always good fun to see some old geezers tounge it out on the scoreboard at the K. Especially funny when they put Arod and Jeter on there.
6:) Watch J. Soria....He is coming off a down year by his standards. He will either blow up this year or go back to being lights out, either way there will be fire all around the K when he comes out. Lets not hope it is because he brought a gas can to the mound.
5:) Ned Yost...Won't bunt as much as prior managers. Trying to get out is the dumbest thing in all of sports. It like a running back just saying "naaaa I am good" after running 3 yards
4:) Billy Butler is a great hitter. He might win a batting title this year. He squares the ball up better than 99 percent of the people on earth. He is also slower than most of the Bro's in the crowd
3.) I'll see Deez.......He will turn some double plays this year that would make Ozzie smith Clap. He will also wear braces, which makes me feel better about my teeth situation.
2:) Alex Gordon....lets face it ladies...he is easy on the eyes....he has popeye forarms. He hits for power, steals bases, gold glove outfield. He is from Nebraska...and Nebraska is almost awesome...Right?
1:) Eric Hosmer. If Eric Hosmer was an Insect he would be a 20 foot tall Wasp with a RATT tatoo and Lazers for arms. He would have the ability as a wasp to blow up any doubters that the Royals aren't the best team in the world. He will hit 40 homeruns drive in 100 steal 15 bases play gold glove defense all while you down 20 dollars worth of nachos.