Good Luck Bad Luck..who knows?

I put my diet coke 44 oz on my car roof and it fell off splashing me with a bunch of awesome pop. Good Luck? Bad Luck? Who knows?

I then forgot my passenger door wide open and went into work, causing embarrasment when over the intercom i heard "a Mitzu (i can't prenounce this..) "A RICE BURNING BLACK CAR YOU LEFT YOUR DOOR OPEN! MORON!" Good luck? Bad Luck? Who knows.

Portly fat sweaty but great basketball coach rick Majerous loves girl scout cookies. He was talking on the espn podcast with Doug Gotlieb that he used to love thin mints, now he loves Samohans. Majerious feels like an NBA owner when picking out girl scout cookies. DON'T WE ALL COACH... DON'T WE ALL Coach! You are the best thing about St Louis! A tiger only succeeds at catching prey 1 out of 20 times, about as much as Jason Kendall Makes contact with a white round sphere called a baseball. Oh Boy David Bowe day on 101.1 the fox....is Max tanna and Moffit going to make me watch Labrynth after work? George Bernard Shaw one the Noble peace prize, but refused the money! They are called wonderbra's because when you take them off you wonder where her boooobies went! Andre Miller is going to be a good basketball player. Sugar Free Red bull, sunflower seeds, and a pat on the back, these things keep me going! My goal is to have 1000000030002000.4 peole following my blog and facebook. With God anything is possible! I wish there was an edit button so I could just add on the red headed woman on facebook. I would then put on a red wig and post on their wall "WE ARE TWINS EEEEZ" This Irish newletter i got at Waxy Oshay's smells like Cigars and Guiness. I like 4 fried chickens and a coke, both the stuff you eat and drink, but also the band. Post It's do not work well on cleaning up tomato soup. "keeping guys in line" does not mean inviting the group to an inline. skating group. I tried to get everyone to call me Mr. Boombastic today, they politely declined . I don't really want to know where St. Pats beads have been before they get throw at you by a bouncer. I do really want to know why the bouncer threw me out (I thought the patrons had left, and it was ok to enjoy some the left over plate fries!) Me getting thrown out of a bar. Good luck? bad Luck? who knows>?

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True story, I just put in 50 cents to get some skittles and it got stuck in the vending machine? good luck bad luck who knows? Then this dude came in with a ball on a chain wheeling it around his head and said "THE NEXT PERSON I CATCH EATING SKITTLES WILL DIE.!!!!

Edit: the point of saying good or bad luck? who knows? is to get out of your head...OR if you do think about an incident. To convience yourself it was good luck.