Softball 50% fun 20% Work 30% getting struck in the head by objects.

Crabman signed us up for a co-ed softball league. YAY beer, nachos, and having a good time. Boo pulled hamstrings, "strawberrys", and boo misjudging flyballs and having them hit you square in your fat stupid for playing softball face. Now I get a walk or two in daily, but playing softball is different excersize. Standing in a field, forced to chase a round sphere of death while pretty ladies and manly men point and laugh..... yeah you could say this is different than my normal form of calisthenics. One move that has helped me greatly in my social and sporting life is the "tornado position" The tornado position is a variation of the fetal position (made famous by Damon Huard quarterback from the Kansas City Chiefs). What you do is you lie crouched and cover the soft part of your neck with your hands. This prevents cool ranch dorito's to impale your neck while a tornado is going on. This "Tornado" move helps when in softball when you are trying to catch a fly ball, but you trip leaving yourself exposed. Go into the "Tornado" and say a couple prayers that the Reaper ball of deathness doesn't strike your brain and kill you dead. It is a must when you fall or trip during any sport that some jerkface yells "sniper!" Although it is strangely appropriate for paintball. I am calm and excited for the upcoming softball season. My goals are to be outside and run around. With a positive attitude, I can achieve my goals.

#45 Demonpenz LF.