Today On Lost 09/01/10

Today on Lost episode 9 Season 1. They are still lost! The fat guy is still really fat! I am waiting for that Fat dude to start losing some weight! I predict they will get found by a rescue squad by episode 11 or so. Moose Tacos looks really good for the Royals. I really hate the Royals. They are the worst franchise in the world, maybe even west of atchison, but I can't stop watching them. Anyway this dude Moose Tacos hit eleventy billion homeruns (wait a second, I am watching lost...oh I thought maybe they were rescued, but it was just a corona commercial) Anyway Moose Tacos is going to be the Royals Pujols, WRITE IT DOWN ON THE CHALKBOARD OF GREEN!!! VINNIE. Moose Tacos sounds like some kind of girlfriend I would have in 2006 after a week long bender at Jerry's bait shop. Speaking of fat people I shouldn't be having sex with, the fat guy from Lost...the only position he could play in baseball would be First base, no way he would have the range to play any other positions, and his knees couldn't play catcher, especially if he played on Field Turf.

Update. The fat guy just made a golf Course for the Islanders (not the new york sub .500 hockey team, but the people in the show lost) Anyway he thinks this will help them not be stressed out. That fat guy doesn't know shit about Golf! It is stressful!

Bryce just txting me that the writers have a lack of vision for Lost, because they haven't been found yet.

Noelle Just txted me and said she has a hunch they will be lost for awhile, she is wrong they will be found by episode 13. YOU CAN PUT THAT ON THE BOARD OF GREEN VINNIE!

Damnit now this Asian chick on lost conviently speaks english after 3 episodes. I hate that shit, they do this all the times in show, some dude doesn't speak english then after 5 episodes they magically know english and it is like OH YOU KNEW ENGLISH ALL ALONG HAR HAR HAR. The Manager from the hit baseball movie "Mr. Baseball" did ths as well. The Manager didn't know english or what Tom Selleck and his mustache were talking about, but in the middle of the Dragons Pennant chase, he suddenly knows english.