(Saints wrapup 08/26/10) Birds wrapped in bacon

To be a true pimp or leader, you have to do things out of the social norm. So I went out yesterday to Saints. There was this dude who looked like a cross between ZZ TOP and a truck driver. He was just a truck driver. Everyone was looking at him because he looked like he belonged at Hammerheads bar in st joe, not trendy Saints. I knew the dude was a good ole boy and I sat at his table chatted. You could tell that people were now like, oh this dude is friends with him he must not be a crazy ass truck driver. So I kept being my self, just saying crazy shit to people. "Hey nice skirt! What is that called?" (There is a skirt called a jersey skirt, which looks like a girl is wearing a trashbag) Anyway the way to Maximize my value was to be with a dude who obviously didn't belong. His name was Jim and from what I learned about him, he liked to blast birds out of the sky, then give thanks to the lord for letting the birds get blasted, then he liked to wrap the birds in bacon and eat the birds. Now I don't care if you wear a popped collar and affliction shirts, or you a trendy hipster, you are going to love a bird wrapped in bacon, it is a scientific fact that birds wrapped in bacon = awesome. That is actually a good name for a band.
Birds wrapped in bacon