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Well I made it to work. After doing several ice dances.... Today I am going to talk about Sunk Cost theory. This is when you spend so much money on a project that you refuse to give it up, even though it is a sunk cost. Kinda like streaming my movies to my xbox 360. I worked forever to get this set up so I could watch panda's or rhino's humping on youtube. I am giving it up. I am just going to burn the rhino's humping onto dvd and watch on my regular dvd player.

Dollar Tree Girls are white trash

The title pretty much says it all, but the wierd thing is...it's almost like there is some vortex that once I walk in the door, that I am in st joseph. Exept the Pine Sol smell is actually for cleaning. Not for cooking meth.

Friday

Well. I have been looking forward to friday because it has been hyped as being 50 degrees! I don't think it got up that high, but atleast it isn't "holy dick" cold like it has been. It was really Holy Dick cold in Ireland, but somehow I really didn't care. I wanted more Fried Fish and Diet American Cola. That is 80% of my diet. The pro bowl is this weekend, I would rather watch Octomom take a shit than watch the pro bowl. Tigers kicked ass last week against Iowa state. As always when bad shit happens to me, I have to spin it in my mind that "i just don't understand it" or I try to make the best out of it by warning other people. There are certain reviews in my work life that I didn't find fair, but I know that I just have to do the right thing and it will work out fine. Trust God, Clean House, and help others. that sums up what you can do in all situations.

Just txted this guy/girl back

you probably have the wrong number, you sent a message to my mom about how you are getting fucked up tomorrow. I just want to give you the number to bible services. Jesus said directly in Matthew 4:22 - Thou shall get fucked up less.

Random

I just recieved a txt message from my mom that says this

"I'm coming home tomorro to get fucked up, lets get this party started yo"
"Does anyone know who this person is?"
from: Mama

Alright Mama get it going! Ok I get it now my mom just got a random txt message from someone else and she is asking me if I know that number. Of course like an idiot I txt her back..

"whats the number"?

816-238-1234

uhhh I don't know who that is obviously. But I am going to txt this person back.

Sometimes you need someone to say "you're Ok"

hmmmm nothing is quite as powerful as someone telling you "you're ok, or you're doing the right thing, or you're going to be alright. For full effect it is best that this isn't said by your mom, because even in caveman days caveman mom's were telling caveman son's that they were "OK" even though they were caught looking at caveman drawings of naked Cavewoman and it caused embarrassement to all involved. Then Cave family had to sit down and talk bout how baby Sabertooth babies were born.

Nice Breasts or can this lady add value in my life?

hmmmm probably both, but there is always the distinction of why you are doing things. I like to watch football, but do I watch so I can hide from work, or hide from my life? Or is it because I like to connect with people talking about football.
Do I like this girl because her breasts are firm and soft and wonderful or do I like her because she can help me become a better person. So I can be a better person and make money power and fame, and use those powers for awesome!

Most people are bad at harnessing their power, but with some help I am no longer spending the amount of time and energy listening to music or just doing things that I enjoy. I enjoy being awesome and investing that time and energy helping people. Thats good demongame! I know lots of people out there read the famous blog. NGJL blog that Genious, dear I say trend setting Mambia Mania writes. He writes for the people. Thats having good demongame.

Breaking a Plunger over your leg

I wouldn't recommend you doing that. Although it did make me feel like Bo Jackson. Just kidding, I felt like breaking a plunger this morning, but I didn't because plungers cost 5 dollars, and that 5 dollars could go towards the vending machine at work. I love the reuben sandwhich out of the red vending machine at work. I would estimate that 50% of my diet comes from the vending machine. In someways I am sucking on the teet of the vending machines goodness! I haven't felt very good lately, but I think it is the right type of not feeling good. I have been getting out of my confort zone and that hasn't been easy, but when I get some time to myself to blog and hang out it makes it that much more Savory. I don't know why I just put caps on that S.

Well Here we go

My stomach hurt at the thought of what Saturday was going to be like. Let me just back that ass up like Juvinelle said. This week was a looooong week at work, I have to document everything and stay in the moment, every minute of work seems like an hour. Anyway Saturday I was supposed to meet up with Packer to do some work, so anyway I couldn't find his house even though I have been over there before, I get a txt message from Katie to go out for breakfest. I was too busy being lost to answer her txt message. So she goes right to the source and asks packer out to eat. Awesome....does anyone want to do work anymore? So Packer in Packer-like randomness swoops me up in his highlander to go out to eat for breakfest. I get in the car, he is eating some bread and sausage monstrossity and coffee. I had to say to myself, man this dude is like me, going to breakfest and eating a pre breakfest. It ended up working out and wasn't as nerve racking as I thought it was going to be. Nothing is as nerve racking as BOMBING on stage in standup comedy. Katie loves Poker and it was fun listening to her spin yarn about playing poker. She ate like 2000 calories of food I had a diet coke, packer had coffee and the other lady who was with us had a full of dose of our crazyness. The restaurant was this Le Peep place on quivera, it was bullshit place like Eggcedera. Johnson county and Kansas City has all these aweful upscale breakfest places. No matter if it costs 10 bucks you are still eating 24 cent eggs.

Amends Letter

Hmmm working the 9th step involves what we did, what we are doing now how that is not the person you want to be, and how can I make things right. I can tell you there was alot of shit I did in high school that was wrong. I just put my nose in other peoples business and I drank which made it worse. I would just drink and piss people off because I was miserable. So I hope everything goes well when I make some amends there is some fear there, I know though with supervison and prayer it will go ok. I remember talking to someone about the 9th step that wasn't in a 12th step and they said they "Made a letter of wrongs and burned them" I thought uhhh ok, but what are you doing to set thing right, how are you taking responsbility. This is the main difference between an amends and an apology.

onto the nba Kevin Durant is a beast. That team is fun to watch, I wish I could just sit on my ass and watch the nba all day. MAMBA MAMBA MAMBA

finding the right friends to riff with

I figured out the source of one of my frustrations and how to correct it. I like riffing with people on nerdy subjects..or any subjects for that matter, but it sucks when you are with a business guy and you riff about 80's movies and he just loves Top Gun, in fact that is the only movie he saw in the 80's. Or I start talking football and riffing on that and a guy I am with loves music. The problem is I know endless amount of useless shit on 10 or so topics. Today I was making a fantasy football team with just Characters from movies and people kept on picking Kathy Ireland from Nessessary Roughness. She had zero touchbacks in that movie. I was pissed, but then I was glad, because that is such a horrible pick that my fantasy football movie team will kick that teams ass.

OkCupid and my search for the perfect profile

I have been tweeking my online dating profile for awhile. I guess one thing that I would say about online dating is guys put up one profile and one picture and just quit. I think there is a reason why you are trying online dating in the first place, because you suck ass with woman, but I digress. So I used some older pictures of late, but I finally got off my ass to take a new picture. Woman are looking hard as hell at my picture running senerio's of what our kids are going to look like what their life will be etc with just a picture. Mine are not good at all because I am too exhausted after work to really put in a time to put in a great picture, but I got a solid headshot, I got more results when I shaved my beard and just had some gruff on my chin. I play this okcupid game like I play a video game, in fact I am like hmm I can either play xbox 360 or throw out some game on some hoochies online. So far I can see that I need to play it nice if I want to actually get results, but instead I usually just entertain myself by saying something like. That is cool you went as a clown for halloween (A comment that I put on a person who had a regular picture of themselves on there. ) They key for this whole thing and any kind of dating game a guy might have is that you are painting not a picture, so it takes time to draw a painting! -demongame get some

01/11/11 2:56 cst Demonpenz Weekend

This weekend was ok. I was tired as all get out on friday so I just layed in bed until I fell asleep. I woke up on Saturday and visited my friend Packer and talked about some ideas for a start up business. Packer has one thing that I think most ungodly rich people have, the feer of being poor. Maybe an unhealthy fear of being poor. I am pretty sure this guy will be richer if he keeps running away from that poor, and the dude isn't exactly broke right now. In fact his wife was pissed at his bonus this year. The good thing is my geekdom really kicks in on times like this, I love listening to people who know alot more than me spin yarn on different ideas. So this week I am supposed to do my work for Packer, which is ok, just kind of a bummer because I have a job already damnit! Man I really got pissed off at xbox on saturday, for somereason need for speed just decides to cheat you at the most annoying times. The chiefs pissed me off as well, I thought we would put up a fight, but we just laid there like an amish virgin. On sidenote I don't think it is a good idea to own any dogs that have any part of wolf in them. At some point they will start howling and drinking your coors.

Playaz Calander

I just got a NFL Calander at work...I was thinking how awesome it would be have all sports Playaz. Wilt Chamberlin Jan Derrick Thomas Feb Shawn Kemp March Evander Holyfield March Tiger Woods April Farve May Joe Nameth June Ron Franklin July Tiger Again for July Travis Henry Auguest Pete Stoyanovich Tony Gonzalez Sept. Deion Sanders OCT Michael Irvin November Babe Ruth December.

This lady loves cotton candy next to me

I have never seen this before, a lady pulled out a duffel bag full of cotton candy today. awesome

Instincts being in threat (my reaction)

One day a girl came up to me and asked me to be in a relationship. Cool, free make out sessions, someone to drive me around, actually she was more of a baby sister. Wait...this is supposed to be awesome....but I really see some girls on tv and other places that I really want...arrrg! Of course I broke up with the chick I was dating to date other chicks in a string of attempts to satisfy my human ambition to impregnant as many ladies as possible. I felt like when I was dating one girl I lost all the other ones in the world, when I threatend with loss or the fear of losing something in the future, or something I think I am owed (YOU OWE ME BIG VENDING MACHINE) I get fear. Fear leads to wreckless behavior which leads to me being an asshole and not being my best. The answer is going through large amounts of pain, prayer, and talking to people. I was a slave acting on insticts that were millions of years old. I also love instant gratification. I want Love, Excitement, money, fame I want it now and I want it all the time. Well if you accept life on lifes terms you see things for what they are. Helping other people also gets you out of your head, even if it is just at work and saying, wow I said hi to this or that person. I helped that person out.

Character Defect 1 I love emotions

On my long journey to give up my addictions to different substances, mostly funyons. I now know what I am attracted to, and that I need to be steadfest if I feel this attraction to write it out and look at it, pray on it. I love girls with problems, can't pay your rent....ohhh I love you even more. It gives me a chance to get up in the morning and fix other peoples problems, which are easier to fix than mine. It doesn't have to be a woman, it could also be a dude down on his luck, or maybe a dirty puppy...ok I would take care of the puppy. Thinking about this gives me a good guidelines of what I really want to have in my life and stick to those guidelines. It is an easy to set guidelines what you want, but takes extreme amount of pain to deal with it. If Zooey Dechnelle walked into today and told me that she loves my blogs and she wants my as a boyfriend, but then started doing drugs and throwing up cake in my bathroom I would have to pray and really think, do I want this chick in my life? Is she what I really want or am I just addicted to emotions because I am bored at this moment. Just like my answer is to eat or booze when I am bored or unconfortable or know I can feel better instantly, I am always attracted to the wild side of life because it is instant awesomeness. I love instant entertainment or emotions, that is why you see me with a laptop surfing the web, I don't have time to lug around a book. It's much easier to reconize my defects and not act emotional so when the time comes I can kick Zooey out she goes back to the lead singer to death cab for cutie and I enjoy the chiefs playoff win.

Naked Gun 31 Super Troopers 21 final vote

Farva and Rabbit can't save this comedy from being gobbled up at the tons of jokes naked gun throws it's way. ENRICO POLLAZZO

A cheating way to be funny

So you aren't very witty or funny. Just say a quote from a funny movie. I just leaned over and said "nice beaver!" from naked gun and of course my buddy goes "thanks I just got it stuffed. If you can just pick a movie that is hot right now and quote it you will get laughs. LOOKING AT THE HANGOVER EVERYONE LOVES THAT MOVIE USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.

Naked Gun Vs. Super Troopers

ohhh what a good matchup...which to choose. Farva is so much line a dude I know in real life, but the "nice beaver" line in Naked Gun is classic.
I think this matchup is going to be largely generational as most joe's off the street are going to think that naked gun is lame. Reggie Jackson is trying to kill the queen for fuck sakes how can you not go with naked gun.


Supertroopers first 15 minutes an epic chase scene, cameo by Larry Johnson Aka The hotpocket guy

only thing in Texas

Ray 1:Is steers and queers which one are you?

Ray 2: Steers I guess. wait is there some sort of area?

Ray 3: yes a metro sexual cow.

I asked God to get rid of my Sloth

And I then started doing dishes, unfortunately he didn't do anything about this animal I bought in South America

Starting the new year right

Starting the day off and year off right. Watching Sabrina the teenage witch. Well, it is sort of Sabrina the teenage witch, it is cartoon. Whatever happened to that one slut that used to be on 15? Nick Bokai was the voice of the Cat on the life action version of Sabrina the teenage witch. He was funny. The cat just went into the fireplace. This is going to be a weird day.