Tanners Waitresses

I may have already blogged about this, but oh well. I was trying to go through my old jokes, and I came across the time I asked this waitress out at Tanners. She said she couldn't have kids. She said it in a much more vile way. It was something to the effect as "my uterous has dust on it" That led me to inquire more what goes down at the Tanners around here. Evidently there is a Waitress that is like me that gets blackout drunk and tries to stab people in the parking lot with a broken Bud Ice bottle. My kind of woman for sure. I never did come up with a joke for stabbing people with a broken bud ice bottle. I figured that would be funny by itself. Doo bee doo be doo, beware of the waitress.