Game Day

This morning saw me grabbing my crap for the sporting kc game tonight. I was as excited as a dog with 16 peters meeting a dog with 16 vagina's! My day was well exept I forgot a large cup to put coffee in so I am using a bowl that you would ususally put Ramon noodles in to drink coffee out of. It is working surprisingly well. That leads me to a random txt conversation

I was talking about smacking this girl on the butt and it was boring. It only took 3 text's until that texting conversation was played out.

Girl:well I wouldn't want my butt to bore you
Me: too late, your butt is the tylonal pm of texting conversations.