Sporting KC vs. Real Salt Lake review

On Saturday I decided to watch this matchup between Sporting KC and Real Salt Lake. I don't know anything about this Salt Lake Team, on first impression they had a dirty hippie named Beckham (no relation to the bend it like beckham fellow) This dirty hippie named Beckham bitched and moaned the entire game and was annoying as hell. There were some big black mexicans that played for Real Salt Lake and the game got out of hand early. People were getting their ass kicked away from the ball but the refs let it go. The commentators were agasp with how the game was reffed. I didn't really care because I don't know much about soccer other than if it looks like a foul it ususally is, if it looks like your being an asshole you get a yellow card, if your caught being an asshole twice you get kicked out of the game with a red card and suspended. If your an asshole to the goalie you get a red card. If you are a sliding asshole and you get the ball before you are an asshole to the player with the ball it is fair. In general there were a bunch of assholes running around during this game. Real Salt Lake played very well and played defense. I thought it was an exciting 1-0 game as both teams were kicking the shit out of each other. The RSL crowd was rowdy and they were beating on drums the entire game. I am not sure if they were even paying attention to the game, they looked like they had snorted a bunch of coke and just discovered Drums for the first time. I can't remember who scored the goal for Real Salt Lake, but I am sure he was a duechebag. There were no Red Cards for either team so that means I think that SKC will be awesomely awesome the next game out.