John's Wedding

Ok here we go. John got married. That was somewhat strange, but like a dorm room needs a Bob Marley Legend poster, John needs a good woman to tell him what to do. The Elder Statesman showed up with Melody, which was super awesome. I get along with The Elder Statesman so much, I should have asked Mr. Konz to join us for some study hall. The Elder Statesman was a senior when I was a freshman and we had some study hall or academic advisement class together. Anyway all I know is that Johnny Mac would give The elder statesman the business for not popping more 3's during varsity basketball. The elder statesman passes the ball. That is his game. Not doing 360's with bagging shorts like And 1 mixed tape tour. My mom held the baby herbster which...who saw that coming. If someone would have told me on Friday that my mom would hold baby herbster, I would have never guessed a situation where that would take place. I had a good time and got out of the reception fast enough to watch Nascar. It was glorious. I had a good time and my parents got out of the house. My parents work pretty hard eating right and working out, so it is nice of them to get out and strut their stuff in public. Saturday and Sunday both had plenty of English Premier Soccer on. It was glorious. Sunday night Jason had some people over to watch breaking bad. It was a pretty rad get together and he had good food. I ate well all weekend. I have had some good luck with meats and parties lately. Life is going well and it is back to hard work tomorrow. I am just finishing up reloading my computer. It was sucking a bag of D's so I had to reformat it. I am in the process of making a new playlist chalk full of Depeche Mode, Spoon, and Daft Punk.

Vinnie, Bryce, R.J. Dustin Gossett, and Rolla guys did a good job. I was pretty proud of everyone. I knew my mom would like seeing my friends and the actual Catholic wedding. My mom was spinning yarn about her wedding day all day on Saturday. That was cool, because I like hearing stories about back in the day. I know that weddings are woman's superbowl, so I made sure I went to a wedding and made sure my mom went so she could get out and do stuff.

There were a bunch of hot girls at the wedding, I really didn't think about much about them because I was tired. I have tons of thoughts about things but I won't share them right now. I used to have the biggest pity party for myself because I didn't have myself a lady, but right now I am really cool with being single and making sure I watch football, soccer, breaking bad, and Ray Donovan. With everything in this world comes good and bad. I am sure married guys out there wish they could just kick it and hang out and watch sports all they want, and I know single guys want a lady friend, but let me tell you...grass ain't always greener. So for now I am going to kick it and watch Manchester United and Sporting KC do work and just focus on what I have, not what I don't have.