This shit wouldn't happen in Canada

Today I was struggling to pay my premium to Coventry Health care. Now in Canada I heard a soapy moose comes to your door to deliver you your insurance membership ID card. I spent 2 hours on the phone trying to get my crap paid for and get a member ID. I was able to pay money (Of course they were willing to take my money, but were slow with actual customer service). So now I did everything I could to have insurance just in case I fall on the ice and get brokus Dickis (broke dick). Chiefs this weekend and Mizzou tonight.