Sunday, August 22, 2010

Alright...here is your Manual just don't kill us!

When you are going over to talk to a bunch of girls, or you are going on stage for being funny. This is a perfect story that tells what your brain does (I heard it somewhere else but it is so true it is funny). Your brain already has the manual of how to communicate with girls, be funny, or learn or whatever, you just have to go do it before it unlocks that ability. Sooo in your mind it is like two dudes just going to the airport. The first guy is like lets get in a plane! Second guy is like why the F would we do that, we are sitting here in the cafe at the airport! So they go out to the plane. The first guy is like I am flying this son of a bitch, I don't care if you like it or not! The second guy says No you aren't not without the flying manual. The second dude is wearing some suspenders or something stupid. He is a dork and won't give the first guy the plane manuel So The first guy is like well whatever we are flying this bitch right now! They take off and the second guy wets his pants (possibly shitting them) then he finally says "Here is your stupid flying manual just don't get us killed"

so you see this lesson can be applyed to anything, public speaking, taking off a bra, whatever your heart desires. Your brain often has the Manual already in your head) On a side note I keep typing Manuel... which is a good name for someone who speaks spanish.

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