learning how to quckly make out with chicks

Learning NLP. So today's NLP lesson, I learned you can make someone think about something by telling them not to think about something. Like when I say. "Hey....Quit Having a huge crush on me, I am takin'...when I say that to a girl, they have to think about having a crush on me first, then they think about me being taken and how they can't have me. Next thing you know we are making out in the back of my lancer!