Freaky Friday

Well it has been a nice week back at work. No real problems. It looks like I will be getting a small raise next year which is good. A funny thing happened this week. I was talking to my friend and he was talking about how "Gossiping" keeps you from Gods love I thought to myself, I never gossip or take part of anything because I don't have many friends that hang out day to day to yap about. Then the next day a perfect example came into my life of how I could gossip and make the situation about how awesome I am. Instead I worked hard to just keep my mouth shut and keep my side of the street clean. I have been sucking ass at standup lately, but that is ok. I will be doing that shit for life...unless I have a change of heart...I feel like I have been given a special talent for being batshit crazy. I am sick of the cold weather again. It almost ruined ireland if it wasn't for British tv! I haven't been out sarging on women lately, which is good because life is good and I don't need some dame messing it up but I like to dream every once in awhile about going out and really asking a bunch of girls out in hope of working the 1/10 rule swope employed. I spoke to a couple of my friends about the same deal the other day, they were terrified because they can barely get through the day, let alone having some chick messing up their plumbing at home, and I don't mean that in some sexual way, I mean chicks use alot of toilet paper. Sam better not read anymore of this...if she does sorry in advance




What the fuck are the Royals doing? Instead of having a solid atbat guy in left in Dejesus we trade him for some C+ type pitchers. Then we sign Guillen part II in Jeff Francour. Dayton moores ability to evaluate talent makes about as much sense as a pregnant lady trying to ride the orient express. I am going to try to not buy anymore royals shit until the young guys come up in 2013. I expect more of the same shit for 2011, I wanted billy butler to really hit the weights and not eat 3000 calories of Fudge crackers, but it looks like his fat ass loves fudge crackers.




Bowe and Charles have been in beastmode this year, I wish Charles would rip off 50 yd touchdowns, but he has been getting 7-8 yards a pop which is good as well. I am just glad the chiefs are worth a shit again, and instead of patching together a 10-6 vet team we got some young players that project to be pro bowl players. Eric Berry is supposed to be Ed Reed, Troy Poulamalu, and Charles Bronson all together. I think we lose a tight one this weekend to San Diego, but thats ok. Superbowl 2011.

Dollar general doesn't carry shamwows they carry a shammie called "Wow!" and a shammie called "Shamease" I don't think those are made in germany.

After spending along time in Atlanta's airport I want to roll up the SEC football conference in a burrito and punch that conference in the face. Everyone 5 seconds I had to hear about how awesome that conference is.