Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Hollywood is giving Demonpenz what he wants

I am so excited about "The Fast five" I can hardly contain my action-boner. If you were to give me a hundred trillion dollars to make a movie it would have explosions, acdc fueled soundtrack, The Rock, Vin Desiel, a bunch of cars a bunch of cars exploding, a bunch of people exploding, exploding things exploding. It would be 4 hours of explosion porn. Ludicrus is in there as well, pretty much the 5th favorite rapper among white people behind Will Smith, Nelly, TI, Eminem. I love Fast and the Furious. It's quote-able, it's dumb, it isn't anything like real life. Like do you ever see Vin Desiel protien or work out? Biology says he has to take in 3000 calories of protein and work his arms out to maintain those glorious pythons, yet you never see him take a break from being awesome to work out. Why? Because it is a movie and it isn't supposed to be real life. If I wanted real life I would watch the 200 pound pregnant 15 year old fall on her puss trying to serve me a cony-dog at sonic in icy weather.

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