Thursday, December 16, 2010

I don't know what to bring to interviews

I recieved an email from a close and personal friend today asking me if I want to be in advertising. Now I don't know what kind of job I would get but I expect with me being A:) White B:) Awesome C:) Fucking awesome I would be applying for job that would give me full access to previously unrealeased scenes from Airwolf season 2 (Jan Michael Vincent at his best!

Anyway so I like to run scenerios on my operating system in my mind. I can just imagine myself going into a 5 dollar an hour job for an add agency and pitching a Knight Rider Baywatch mashup...all we need is some Just for Men hair coloring for Hasseloffs Grey hair...and his grey hair on his chest.


Vin Diesel is so awesome I guess they had to shut down half the theatres in the new fast and the furious because people were throwing up at the sight of his glorious pythons. As a creator of awesome I prepose we morph vin diesel's glorious arms with Paul Walkers boyish good looks. But as Byrd points out

"That shit would be illegal in 3 states!"

Kansas New hampshire and Atchison.. BANNED!


Paul Walker always gets props for his boyish good looks even though he was roughly 39 in varsity blues and now is 57 years old

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