Brian Cardinal

So there is this big dumb oaf that plays for the Mavs. He happens to have an NBA title now. Brian Cardinal! Now you would think he would have a nickname related to his name, something about a bird or maybe a religious nickname. Well he doesn't! His nickname is the custodian. I guess it is because he cleans up the loose rebounds and balls. The custodian would actually make a good Wrestling name, he could throw sawdust in peoples eyes, then dip Hulk Hogans head into a mop bucket, his finishing move could be the PLUNGER. So to wrap this up, I have no idea why he is nicknamed the custodian, but it is funny to think about him moping up the floor with the Heat.