Wednesday, May 11, 2011

May 11th 2011

Weather for Lenexa, KS
74°F °C
Current: Cloudy
Wind: S at 5 mph
Humidity: 81% 83°F



Today started out ok. I did spill some tea down my white shirt, which makes me look like a carney working the Leblond Carnival's Tilt-a-whirl. I learned awhile ago from a dvd by Steve P on confidience that there are ways to practice this for embarrassing situations. He used to go around malls or public places with various embarrassing Tshirts and hats on and talk to people and ask girls for their phone number. That is the first thing I thought of when I got this giant T stain. Just because this Tea is all over my breast area, doesn't mean I have to fee ashamed or embarrassed. It happens. The Royals lost yesterday, and Arod had 4 or 5 pitches he could have sent into orbit, but he missed on them. If he gets those same pitches tonight, I bet he hits them all the way to Atchison.

P.S. My nipples look like they are giving birth to starbucks coffee.

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