May 20th 2011

Happy Friday everyone. To the working man, every friday is so glorious it makes me want to hug minority children. The Royals bats are in a slump, thankfully the Royals have a true star in Hosmer, so he will take care of everything for now. I hope Butler and Gordon get going so Hosmer doesn't have to do it all. This weekend is when we play the redbirds. I always hate redbird fans. All they seem to do is watch 2 games a year, hit on chicks, listen to dave matthews band, and piss me off. Then their fluke World Series. The only good thing about St. Louis is that The Urge came from there. *intro to some random music* and now it is time for a Royals Vs. Cards Memory. I couldn't find an article, because no one apparently gives a shit about the Roylas or Mike Sweeney, but in 2002 Mike Sweeney hit a walk off homerun to sweep the Cards. Mike Sweeney was always a beast with runners in scoring position. I think his career batting average was .333 with RISP, but you can check the numbers yourself on KCRoyals.com asshole