Kansas game and New Years eve.

Woke up on Saturday and went for a walk. Then just chilled. Life has been lots of work as of late so I was just taking it easy. Every car was around here was packed, but in true Jeep Fashion I was able to find a car wash that was a bit off the beaten path. Then I drove over to Cody's where I met up with Sara and Eddie. We drove to Lawrence and Cody then took us through a journey of how he spent his days at KU. It was fun and KU won but a shit ton, this white guy from North Dakota had two nasty dunks though at our end. 2011 has been pretty good, since I haven't been drinking I really have to get out and try new things. I went to Sporting KC games, made an effort to enjoy Royals games live, and of course watching the Shit Chiefs. I met tons of new people, dated a couple ladies, got a new vehicle and just generally had a good time. I hope to give more of my time and energy back to several things next year. I understand now that giving to people and feeling good about it is a skill in itself.

Wednesday

Not much has been going on. I have been playing lots and lots of FIFA 2012. I am ok, it is a fun game even though I can't score for shit. Lots of resetting the game because I get frustrated when I loose. You know a game is good when you are pissed off at it, but you turn it right back on and try to win again. I need to buy a loan on a player. That is one thing you don't see in other sports is a loan on a player. Last year SKC got Jefferson on a loan and when the loan was up he went back to his shit team. That would be sweet to have that in baseball, like the Royals couldn't afford Pujols but maybe put in a loan for him for 4 months. Nothing has been going on with me with the ladies. It is good to be sober still. It never gets old not being hung over, or waking up with broken glasses. I got new glasses by the way. They have the scratch guard on them with the glare reducing agent on them. I probably got ripped off but I can see better than ever. Which is important when I am playing xbox 360.

Christmas Wrapup

On Saturday Kris and Jason woke up and watched the Chiefs. They blew it and it was a perfect shitty ending to a shit season. I hope next year they draft a QB, and Eric Berry and Jamaal Charles come back strong, until then I am looking forward to Spoooooriting Kansas City. I watched a bit of the NBA on Christmas day and it looks like the Heat are going to be bad ass again this year, it will be upto King James if he can win a title or just be a broke dick choker again this year. I got The Wire, a Jersey, and a bunch of stuff to wash myself with for Christmas. My parents seemed to like their gift cards and my nephew got enough shit to keep him busy until next year. I went over to see Bizzar54 when I was back in St. Joseph and he was doing well. Their house was full off kicks running around like wild dogs. (I said wild dogs not Wild Hogs...just in case Tim Allen follows my blogs).

Reapers16 Favorite albums

I love Reaper16. He gets my humor and feeds my large ego. In turn he provides me various Doom Metal Albums to listen to. He has a great ear for hip hop as well. Das Racist.....I adore that rap group. Anyway...Ole R16 put out his favorite album list. I am eventually going to have to listen to Donald Glover, even though it irks me he is so sucessful at writing jokes and such. Donald Glover is Childish Gambino btw.

50.) Tune-Yards - w h o k i l l
49.) White Willow - Terminal Twilight
48.) Blut Aus Nord - 777 Sects
47.) Blut Aus Nord - 777 The Desanctification
46.) La Dispute - Wildlife
45.) Childish Gambino - Camp
44.) Wolves in the Throne Room - Celestial Lineage
43.) Boris - New Album
42.) Antediluvian - Through the Cervix of Hawaah
41.) Fen - Epoch
40.) Kendrick Lamar - Section.80
39.) M83 - Hurry Up, We're Dreaming
38.) Florence + the Machine - Ceremonials
37.) Wild Flag - Wild Flag
36.) Opeth - Heritage
35.) The Roots - Undun
34.) Vektor - Outer Isolation
33.) Rudra - Brahmavidya: Immortal I
32.) Tech N9ne - All 6s & 7s
31.) Lady GaGa - Born This Way
30.) Death Grips - ExMilitary
29.) Leprous - Bilateral
28.) Mr. Mother****in eXquire - Lost in Translation
27.) ASAP Rocky - LiveLoveA$ap
26.) Hades Archer - For the Diabolical Ages
25.) Cities Aviv - Digital Lows
24.) Big KRIT - Return of 4Eva
23.) Absu - Abzu
22.) Disma - Towards the Megalith
21.) Cunninglynguists - Oneirology
20.) Bon Iver - Bon Iver
19.) Trap Them - Darker Handcraft
18.) Das Racist - Relax
17.) Steven Wilson - Grace for Drowning
16.) Necros Christos - Doom of the Occult
15.) Ulcerate - The Destroyers of All
14.) Cormorant - Dwellings
13.) Symphony X - Iconoclast
12.) Danny Brown - XXX
11.) St. Vincent - Strange Mercy
10.) Hell - Human Remains
09.) Wolverine - Communication Lost
08.) G-Side - Island
07.) Dessa - Castor, the Twin
06.) TV on the Radio - Nine Types of Light
05.) Unexpect - Fables of the Sleepless Empire
04.) Sims - Bad Time Zoo
03.) Doomtree - No Kings
02.) G-Side - The One... Cohesive
01.) Astronautalis - This Is Our Science

Chiefs plus chopper

I really enjoyed that win last week over the packers. Next year if the chiefs get Charles and Berry back they will be an upper ranked team as far as stats go. They blew it as far as getting a Franchise QB, but that was already decided because Matt Barkley decided to Turn Pro. The Chiefs Wide Receivers are great, they just need someone that isn't a broke dick to throw to them. I really wanted someone like Robert Griffin III that could run and throw decent because picking up first downs with your legs is something that is sorely needed in today's NFL. Derrick Johnson and Tamba Hali are having huge years. The NFL is very equal right now with only the Saints and Packers looking good, and we just saw that the Packers are very beatable on the road. Pitt State won the national championship, wait until the Griffons hang that banner next year. Dayton more shit on christmas for Royals by signing Yuni Bentencourt again, but I am not going to cloud my mind by thinking of that piece of shit right now. Instead I am going to think happy thoughts...like feeding the ducks at Krug Park.

Thursday nights

Yesterday was a pretty good night, hung out with Joe P, Kris V, and Jason R. We went to Perkins like we always due on tuesdays and thursdays. I decided to sing Jingle Bell rock at full volume. I got the short stack. It was like biting into a dreamy cloud. My Fifa 12 season is coming along nicely. By that I means I suck total ass at the game. It is a very good game though, I am putting two hours into it probably a day and it is fun, not drudgery as the game BRUTAL LEGEND was.

well that is one way to get through a day

If there is one thing that I am thankful for, it is the fact that I can reconize that sometimes I start trouble just because I am bored. I used to start shit when I was bored, but I did it without noticing it. I would get into arguments or start flirting with girls, not because I liked them but just because I crave drama. I don't even enjoy the feeling it gives me, it just gives me A feeling. Anywho...Kristen gave me the "lets just be friends" speech, citing that she lives in Topeka and I live in KC as the reason, but the real reason is she just has low "IL" interest level. It is all good though, we had a fun run of texting and she is very funny. The times that I would text her about my chinese stickers on my acura were the best.

Friday Wrapup

Kristen (Tina Fey) asked me to go out to the Plaza yesterday. Sure why not I told myself. So I go down there to an Irish pub and it was packed. She had been drinking and her and her brother were hanging out. We mingled for sometime, she once again told me we can only be friends because she lives in Topeka, which is cool. I then got the number of this girl name Sarah who is a nurse and was very very good looking. Tall, blonde, shortish hair, so I know I still got some of my game. I asked Sarah random questions, like if she rides horses, and when she rides horses does she use a English accent. I also explained my scavenger hunt date from which we have to take pictures of a surfboard and a horse and other various items. It was a good day and the plaza was full of dudes that work out and hot ass girls, plus the music and the lights were good. I am too old for all that nonsense though honestly, people were drunk and falling down and spilling shit on my nicest clothes, much like Holts Hall in St. Joseph. It is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to stay there.

On a sidenote KCCAULDRON, Kei Kamara, CJ Sapong all retweeted me, which is pretty cool because they don't ususally retweet everyone. I drew stick figures of Kie Kicking a ball and worms coming out, and CJ Sapong with a briefcase because my nickname for him is "all Business"

Fifa 2012 and other sporting topics (pun Intended)

Fifa 2012 is bad ass. I should have some clips of me playing, but for now I am getting my ass kicked. They got most of SKC correct exept Sapong is way shitty. Of course they probably didn't know he was going to be Rookie of the Year. The Royals are supposed to be getting Roy Oswalt. I guess we we will see about that. Holy shit. If you like Mastadon. Listen to their newest album. Curl OF the Burl...is the best song

Friday

It is Friday, which means the weekend is upon us. Time to relax and get caught up on what has been up. My birthday was last weekend, and I hung out and watched Always Sunny, Boardwalk Empire, and some random Airplane show called DogFights. It was really fun. On Sunday I drove over to Lawrence to eat for my birthday. This Mexican place over there has good burritos and good chips. You don't really know how good a mexican place is until you have a bad one. I had Dos Real over on 75th and Metcalf and that place was below average. Mi Ranchito is bad ass, El Mezcal is ok, and Dos Real is not good. Anthony Bourdain is filming over at Oklahoma Joe's which is awesome. He is an asshole New York (New Jersey?) man but he knows his shit. I can't wait to see a Gas/Station on the travel channel. It was listed as one of the 10 places to eat before you die. The BBQ is excellent but holy dick if you go there and get the gumbo it is good (But spicy.)

Joke Writing

Wrote a story today about a man who takes his old cabinants to a donation center, and how he felt really good about giving away his cabinants because they were worth money. In truth they weren't worth shit, then they didn't act in a way that he felt they should be, because these cabinents were WORTH something. Then Frustrated in the fact of the way people act, he ends up throwing the cabinents away...where they belonged all along.


This might be the most Legit Joke I have made up in awhile I have no Idea how to word it but there is something there

1.) My Garbage is worth something
2.) YOU SHOULD KISS MY ASS FOR MY GARBAGE
3.) Fine you don't want my garbage...I will throw it in the garbage

Pujols

With Pujols getting a billion dollars over in California, I think it is a good time to talk about what Pujols does that sticks out to me. I first saw Pujols back as a rookie, where he hit one into the Royal Bullpen. Deep into the bullpen. I am talking Tim Salmon Territory. That was of course only the beginning. Pujols balance is what sticks out first and foremost. He has the ability to generate insane bat speed while not seeming to over swing. He has a great eye, he hits the ball to all fields, and he hits the ball to all fields with IRON MAIDEN type of awesomeness. His homerun off of Brad Lidge has made for many of internet MEME's. He worked hard on his fielding skills and has played LF, 3rd, and of course 1B. He has put up eye popping numbers year after year and he is a tought guy to hate. I remember Buddy Bell talking about how the most important thing in the upcoming series is to "keep Pujols in the ballpark" Albert hit three homeruns, one on a slider low and away where he seemed to poke it over the right field fence. Where Belly Butler seems to throw all his grits and tits into a swing only to have the ball come up 20 feet short. Pujols nice easy swing seems to always have the ball go 100 feet over the wall.

Wednesday

At work we have been behind since Thanksgiving. Having two days where no one is in our department always sets us back until the New Year. I have been working longer hours than ususal, but they really aren't that long considering other companies. I went to Perkins back to back days. On tuesday, Chris and I chatted and Sonya Sara and other randoms were there. Yesterday Perkins had Cody, Sara, Ann, Wally, Joe, Lucas. We were talking and for some reason Wally really loved that I called someone Paige Turner. Wierd that I can always go on joking just killing jokes but she laughs at the wierd shit. Ann drank tea which is very fitting since she is Asian. I am surprised she didn't order a panda, she did need someone to order for her. Which is funny because I explained to everyone "that is her culture. Asian stereotypes are fun" I called Chris to go to Perkins yesterday, but he declined.

stuff

I don't like to call anyone less of anything. So instead of calling them the less fortunate, I call them the more poor. Or the advanced peasant.

Weekend Update Welcome to Mario world

On Friday I worked really hard, felt satisfied with the amount of work put in then headed home. I then hung out with Chris, Justin, and some other randoms for an hour. I ususally go over and go out to eat with Cody, but I really had to get a walk in. So I walked and just chilled. Saturday I woke up, did some laundry went for another walk, got some chicken breasts from Hi-Vee along with other stuff. I went to baby sit Cortland, he was good, he just watched YOUTUBE videos all night of other people playing mario world. I ate a bunch of chicken strips and watched the SEC Championship game. LSU is an awesome team. Awesome recruits, players, and pretty good coaching (LES MILES EATS GRASS BEFORE EVERY GAME) It was a pretty good night and everyone had fun. I woke up drove back to Lenexa and I listened to the Metal station on SIRUS. I heard old Mastadon song from 2001 which was awesome. Old Mastodon was so Brutal, the new stuff is very progressive, but I like it as well. I ate some Hi-Vee thin mints then I went out to J-Murphs to hang with V, Charlie, Byrdman. We watched the Chiefs take home a Victory. I laughed my dick off when Kyle Orton came in for one damn play and got hurt. The Defense played well especially HALI, Houston, and Derrick Johnson. I home we get Robert Griffon III or a qb, because our team is stacked exept for the one place we need it most (The QB).

Royals News. I guess the Royals have been shopping Will Myers around for more pitching. Will Myers is supposed to have PLUS power and Average...then Just be Ok in the field, on the bases, etc. When he was drafted everyone thought he was going to be the next Rocky Calavito, but of course there was only one Rocky Calovito.

Toughest scenes to watch in movies

On Chiefsplanet the topic came up "Toughest scenes to watch in movie" Saving Private Ryan, Casino, Saw. All these movies had gutwrenching scenes. Along with this move. Below is my post.

When Jack Blacks Character punts Ron Burgundy's dog "Baxter" off a bridge in Anchorman.... I can't take it....Lost my dog the same way.

Jeff Francoeur..Red Neck and Salesman

Ex-Met Jeff Francoeur admits he is not a good hunter, but he is one heck of a salesman.

Francoeur recently went bow-hunting with free-agent closer Jonathan Broxton in Georgia on the property of comedian Jeff Foxworthy, along with Royals manager Ned Yost, and helped convince the big right-hander that Kansas City would be a much better landing spot than the Mets or anywhere else.

I have been keeping a light eye on this situation. I know nothing about Brox the Fox. Will know more once pitchers and catchers report.

Sundays are for watching football?

There is this commercial for Mcdonalds, where this lady yaps about how Sundays aren't just for football.

That is a dude is a chump. Dollar Menu Menu check, woman living rent free in his head check, bowing down to a girl check? He needs to be more Wolverine, less cyclops. Here is how #Demongame works. You tell that lady that Sundays are for whatever I want. I am a man, in fact I am The Man. If that means it's for football so be it. She would probably throw a egg mcmuffin wrapper at ole Demonpenz face and storm away, but she gets it. She knows in her heart that her heart ACHES fo a MAN. Not some Average Freaking Chump. So she will go off and text her wench girlfriends about what a dick Demonpenz is. But guess who comes knocking for some sex later that night? Demonpenz baby. #demongame.

Rock Chalk Jayhawks

I have tickets to the KU game tonight. I am going to see a Championship team play. I am excited not so much that I like KU basketball, I just love sports and there is No place on earth like Allen Field house. That is the Court Wilt Chamberlin played at before he had sex with 1000 woman! I really have no dog in the fight as far as Mizzou Ku anymore. I really only love Missouri Western. The rest of the colleges in America can eat a penis. The only other non penis eating schools are Army, Navy, and Air Force. Goooo Service Academy's.

Tuesday 29th

Good day yesterday and Today. I was very busy, but I got things done. Or as Comedian Mike Baldwin says (GSD) Get shit done. Yesterday I just went to a meeting and talked to Raymond. He is a funny guy. He always gives me the truth, and the truth is sometimes I am ignorant of situations and peoples feelings because I don't know better. I feel asleep halfway through the monday night football game, which is back to back weeks I have done that. I wasn't mad, I am just glad I fell asleep period. I haven't slept very well for years, and lately I have been getting more sleep. I heard someone say the other day "I feel guilty for sleeping in late" I am like "the fuck?" Sleep is supposed to recharge and heal you. Don't feel bad about sleeping, that is actually when your body is doing the most work. On the music scene I am listening to skrillex right now going through the disography. Pretty good so far.

Monday

Chiefs got beat yesterday, I didn't watch any of the games. My friend Brad made ice cream. I was good. Like he is a chef at this place so he knows what he is doing, and it was pretty awesome to watch him in action. Cody and I yapped. I put my foot in my mouth at one point. It was a good day. I went to work today and it was long but I have a job that pays for various video games and sports games.

Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving was very good this year. We went to Ryans Buffet where they didn't have Cornish game hen, but they had fish that was fried. I had to work on shaking out the anxiety all weekend because the drive from st joe and the St. Joe trash usually gets on my nerves. It was a nice day out and it was actually a simple thanksgiving. I went for a walk with my Aunt Nita and my Mom, I watched tv with my dad, and I hung out with my sister and Landon and Cortland. It was fine. I then woke up and took an old guy to Detox that was hanging around one of the sober houses in St. Joseph. I guess this is the time of year where the pills and booze run out. I know lots of Pill Poppers run out of their Flex spending accounts this time of year which means a run to the treatment centers. It was a full weekend. I got to watch some football but I don't really have much to comment about, exept that Flacco is still a bit unproven in my book. He is def in the top 10 QB's but the question reminds, can he move up to the next level? The Model girl I was talking too is not talking anymore so I would say she has ever overdosed or her interest level is down to nothing. I still talk to Kristen (the girl from Topeka) I hope she gets over the party mode she has been in because she is very funny, she helps others, she is smart, and of course she is a nerd, and I love nerds. We will see though, for now I am just thankful I am healthy, sober, and I got nice TV's to watch games on. I feel like my Comedy game has been doing well lately, most of my Facebook jokes have had a good amount of "Likes" and even though I am not on stage somewhere doing comedy. My Comedic outlet is satisfied by posting shit on facebook.

Building a Joke carrying momentum

Nothing I hate worse than a person who kills the momentum of a joke.
This is especially true with Girls that don't understand how to "riff" on a joke and instead go "Ohhh stop being so hard on yourself" pffft joke killers.

Raphael: Could you imagine if everyone used their workbadge on dating websites?
K: Mine would be aweful...though me at 24 would make me look young.
Raphael: ????

K: sometimes can feed me a line, not this time

Raphael: How many pictures does it take to know if a girl looks good in real life? Do you give her a freebee?
V-Foundation: I would think five, in various situations
1-bar
1-silly
1-serious
1-professional
1-black and white (art photo)

See V-Foundation always keeps the ball rolling with jokes. Always accept never say no to jokes.

Weekend Wrapup

Friday seemed pretty relaxing. My friend Kevin kept on itching his side because his wife gave him a haircut. I asked him if he had the Shingles. I don't know if scratching your side is a result of having shingles, but it made me feel good inside. I went out with Cody, Sara, Melissa and a bunch of random people on Friday. Melissa and Michelle kept on talking about random movies that I have never seen. I only have time to watch sports I guess. Screw Cider House Rules anyway.

Saturday I drove back and watched the Griffons piss away the lead against Northwest. Northwest was alot better than Mo West and the only reason it was close was NWMSU made bone headed plays. Mo West kicker kicked three 50 yard field goals with wind being a factor. NWMSU will pay the price next year, or maybe even this year, Pittsburg State is tougher than a D&G steak. Saturday night I went with Cody to a persons birthday party, they had johnnys bbq and it was great. KC BBQ is awesome, but you already know this. I then blabbed about my date with a fashion model in which I got some kissing action.

Ok to a point that I really haven't hammered home, and I am about 31 which means I probably only have a couple more years of prime "dating" time here for the younger crowd is how a woman grades you on a date.

Fail - Quick exit out of the car or situation
Average- peck on the cheek

Friday wrap up and randoms

I strangely got most of my work done Friday and that was good. Someone brought sausage pasta to work and I went all nom nom nom on that. I went to a Mexican place Melissa H, Cody V, and Sara S. We just shot the bull. Melissa kept on talking about some movie about the process of translating "Everyone loves Raymond" to Russian
Today the Griffons play Northwest in an epic battle and I just want to have fun.

Playing the numbers game while dating

First off for all the young guys out there. This is what you need to do. Ask every girl out, ever. You have to get used to handling rejection, communicating with girls, basically you need to stop being a pussy. Pull up your skirt and start approaching woman. You have to get your odds in your favor, if you hit on 10 girls 9 may throw a drink on you, but 1 may like your ability to not suck.

Friday November 18th

Things have leveled out a bit after a crazy week last week. No late night applebees runs, no models pissing their pants in my jeep. Things have been good. I am look forward to relaxing tomorrow and watching some football. The Mo-West Northwest game will be crazy. After a shit start to the season, they have really come on strong. Kind of like "VIOLATOR" by Depeche Mode sucks at the beginning, but really ramps up the awesome towards the middle. This weekend will really tell us the "Policy of Truth" if the Griffons can be National champions.

Tuesday Wrapup

On Tuesday I went to work, I tried for find my nephew this lego thing after work. It wasn't there. I was hungry as hell, so then I came home and ate a bunch fell asleep. Went to a meeting, then I went to applebees to eat with Cody and Sara. I got to break down the girl I saw over Saturday and I let some other guys know what exactly I did to get a girl off of facebook, into my phone, then out on a date. The date went well and I had fun. I think I was of pretty good that service. I am up decently early today on Wednesday, feeling good, ready to go off and run my program for today.

Sunday

Well the Chiefs just got done getting beat by the Broncos. The Broncos offense is about as dumb as buying a TV from Rent-A-Center. They just run Tebow or have Tebow pitch the ball everytime. This team wasn't great to begin with, I hope we make a run to 8-8 but it looks like Haley is on his way out right now. We will be cooking next year if the Chiefs get a good draft and Moeaki, Berry, and Charles back. I watched USA play France on Friday on a Friendly game and they kinda look like shit. I think Sporting KC could probably beat our National Team and that says alot. I met up with a girl on a date yesterday and she was a fashion model. She was ok but there are alot of issues that go along with dating a model. I just think there is more to life than being good looking. So I might have to quit dating models for awhile.

CJ SAPONG and KC ROYALS NEWS

Congrats to CJ Sapong for winning rookie of the year in MLS. He is a beast for sure. I hope he plays on the National Team. The Royals traded the Melkman for some pitching. It sounds like the Giants GM is a complete asshole, so I think we got a good deal. Sporting Lost on Sunday and it was a sad ending to a great season, but as the cold days go by the closer we get to opening day, and opening kick. It was good to get some people interested in Soccer because it is an easy game to follow. Teal Bunberry was elected to the -23 National team. That is cool as well. Smoke and some other jackasses are still racing for the sprint cup, and he chiefs sucked this last week. The griffons won against northwest which is huge. The Griffons are now going to kick so much ass they are going to need a generator to make sure the ass kicking goes on even if the power is out.

Game Days

Once again it is Game Day. Game Days are holidays and should be treated as such. Missouri Western won yesterday, setting the ball in motion for St. Joseph to have the power team in DII. It is really nice because we have pro weight rooms and facilities. Fight on Griffons. Today sporting plays in the Eastern Conference finals. We Love you, we're you go will follow, cause you're the Wizzards, and that is the way we like it.

Scream masks

Yeah this is somewhat scary to me.

Sporting KC Yeah

Yesterday was a nasty day out, I still got out to the park at 5 PM and got some grilling in. I was having a good time just watching the rain and grilling when Cody, Molly, and Sara showed up. I figured Sara and Molly wouldn't eat, because hey my grill is nasty and what not, but they but pulled pork on top of sausages and made some sort of random sausage/dog/bbq. The game was awesome and we won. I am glad soccer is short because I was shivering the whole time. I celebrated by drinking a coffee at Caseys and eating the meat I had cooked. Cody and I got to talk a little bit, that sucks the weather was so bad, Birdman, V-foundation and Samantha had to leave because it was horrible out. That's the breaks. Sporting Plays this Sunday to go to The Cup! It has been a fun season no matter what, spending good quality time with my Dad, and my friends. My playlist for Sunday will be lots of Depeche Mode and Daft Punk.

Game Day

Happy Game day everyone! I remind everyone that game days are holidays and sacred and should be treated as such. It has been a special two game days this week. Once for the all powerful Chiefs, and won for the sporty Sporting! I have to say large, fast, black men with scream masks on....do scare the shit out of me. If you didn't see the game, the Chiefs put on scream masks after the game on Monday and it gave me the creeps. I love Derrick Johnson, he didn't play up to his draft position most of his carrier, but now he is looking like the best linebacker in the league. At Texas he was an absolute baller.

Sporting KC. Yesterday at the Rally the owner of Sporting KC gave a awesome speach. It is too bad that our other pro teams have cock bags for owners. I believe we will win. Also CJ Sapong "LIKED" a photo of a drawing I drew on facebook. That was bad ass.

Halloween

The weekend started out ok. I watched alittle bit of the Cards Whoop ass, Got up on Saturday and went for a walk, hung out with friends for lunch. Then went and watched Mizzou win. That was a good win for Mizzou. I then went to see Cody dressed as "Woody" for a Halloween party. Then I went to Kristens for an outlandish blowout down in the westport area. Girls were wearing no clothes. It was nice. Sunday I woke up. I wished Vinnie and Bryce a "HAPPY GAMEDAY" as Gamedays are sacred days and should be treated as such. Bryce and I then hopped in The Jeep (beep beep) over to Livestrong Sporting Park where Teal Bunberry scored twice and now we are looking good coming back home on Wednesday. Colorado is very down right now, I hope we put them away. CJ Sapong didn't get the ball much but the one time he did he let go a rocket off his left foot. CJ Sapong is going to be a star.

Yesterday

I ended up going out to watch MIZZOU win against Texas Ass TO mouth. It was a great game and Texas aTm ended up winning. I out with Bryce for awhile and we talked how funny Beavis and Butthead is. It is actually a really smart show, comedy while they play the idiots while lesser idiots play the "straight man" the show works because Mike Judge is a funny man, and while idiots laugh at the dumb actions they take, Beavis and Butthead actually have witty comments about the shows they are watching (Or back in the 90's the videos they watched) I then went to a sober party to hang out with Cody whom was dressed up like Woody from Toy Story. He looked great, people doing good to stay out of trouble. My friend Kristen asked me to go the party and there was 20 smoking hot 20 year olds dressed in little to no clothing. That was good, they had a good speaker system too and I really enjoyed it. They played some good dance music and my hands were raised high like a palm tree. People at the end of the night were getting drunk and sick, but I didn't drink so that was a nice to stepping over the Slutty Laura Croft who was throwing up and getting out of there.

Saturday

Woke up and went for a walk. Weather was nice, the leaves are all different colors. I knew from the start it was going to be an E-40 type of day. So I made a playlist of E-40 and Brother ali (and some Daft Punk) then I am currently starting a load of Laundry. I was able to get a couple of games in of World Cup Soccer 2006. I think I won one and tied one. It's going to be a good weekend, and I am trying to savor it because winter is coming. I BELIEVE WE WILL WIN. SKC tomorrow.

Thursday

What a wild finish to the game yesterday. Cards won, bunch of dropped balls, bunch of homeruns, very crazy finish. I tend to think the Cards win tonight and Texas kicks themselves for not putting yesterdays game away. Thats what the two franchises do, Texas loses, and losers lose, Cards win and thats what they do is win. I missed some of the game because I went over to my friend Brads to carve pumpkins, Cody was there and some other hood rats. We watched scream and Paranormal 2. Spooky. Sunday Sporting KC plays, then on Wednesday Sporting KC plays at home ole. The list of people going I know is rather large. V-foundation, Byrdman, Sara S, Samantha, Pops, and Code-Man. Jack Harry has been very anti Soccer all year, and even he wore a scarf yesterday on camera. Ole.

I was able to get up and play some WORLD CUP SOCCER for Xbox 360. I am going to get FIFA 12 eventually (6 years makes a world of difference in grafics) I just can't bring myself to drop the money yet on a new game. I also played Brutal Legend. Brutal Legend has been sitting in my cabinant forever and I am just now getting to play. Some of the game is work, but as far as this type of game, where you power up and move guys around attacking,defending, etc. It is very easy. The game is you are a Roadie, Eddie, and you get tossed back into mid-evil times defending fair ladies from Ozzy Osborne, and Lemmy from motorhead, no I am not lying it is really the game.

Thursday October 27th

630 AM: The Blonde Haired lady in the apartment above me's alarm goes off.
7:20 AM: My Alarm Goes off. Shower, grab my phone glasses, back pack, food, and music and out the doors. 8:00 PM I start to think about sports. The Cards are going to loose tonight, which is nice because they are duechebags. Sporting KC plays this weekend, and the Chiefs play Monday. I think Sporting KC will Tie on the road and come home and win 2-1 on Wednesday. Ole. Sporting Kc was picked by Michael Wilbon to win the MLS cup. I believe we will win, we will follow sporting, ole, and shots shots shots shots shots. everybody.

ughhhh Wednesday and World Series thoughts.

For all Albert Pujols mashing, his error will be what I remember from this World Series. The Cards really needed that game. When you open two games at home, you have to win. If you split the first two games and head back for three away games, it is a killer. They were so close, that one play changed the series. The Red Birds must win to keep Pujols legacy clean.

Chiefs Injuries and Heart.

Cassel is a below average quarterback talent wise. So sometimes
he sneaks up and plays average, but his default game is
slightly below league average. Injuries have killed them,
they still play very hard. Flowers has struggled, Carr has
been good, Jackie Battle needs as many carries as he can
handle, special teams have been below average, tailgaiting
is still #1 in the league, Arrowhead is nice. Todd Haley
didn't do a good job in training camp. He looks like an
idiot now, but his in game managing hasn't been aweful.
They have too many cooks making the soup. Just have Jim
Zorn the qb coach call the plays.

Sporting KC champions

Sporting Kansas City. Eastern Conference Champions.

You ever

Take a shit and wonder How The F that came from your body? That is what kind of look I expect from Matt Cassel he throws his 3rd touchdown against the Raiders this weekend.

Sporting KC wraps up their regular season against DC united on Saturday. WE WANT PLAYOFFS WE WANT PLAYOFFS.

Amped up on Mountain Dew

FIRST OFF I AM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS. MOUNTAIN DEW USUSALLY DOESN'T DO THIS, BUT TODAY IT DID. WATCHED INCEPTION YESTERDAY. GOOD MOVIE, PENGUINS WON, AWESOME, EIGHT SEVEN NEEDS TO PLAY AND SOON. CHIEFS WILL WIN SUNDAY. ARRRRRRRRRGGGG

Winnepeg Jets Logo is Solid

Winnipeg Jets logo is awesome. It is an F-16 Hanging out on top of a Maple Leaf. Just chillin. No big deal, I'm an F-16...am I going to bomb you or kick up my Ailerons or just chill.

Anyway they beat The Pens yesterday and Pittsburgh has been Labeled "weary" not a good sign. They play the wild tonight so hopefully they atleast get a point out of it.

Saturday

Friday was a low key night. I hung out with Raymond, just talked about life. Saturday I picked up Byrdman (he flies in any weather) and we went to The Legends to tailgate and watch Sporting KC. The food was good and we watched Sporting KC win 2-0 powered by C.J. (It's on like Donkey Kong) Sapong and Teal Burnberry. Daddio was there and so was Sargent Morris. It was a fun day to say the least. I even got some trader joes salsa to really give my weekend the kick it needs.

Caps top Penguins in overtime

In the NHL you get a point for losing in overtime. Yay we lose but we are all winners. So makes me feel all warm inside that *Mah Team Trieded Harded* There was an interesting altercation that I can't wait to explain later on, but as Bearcat Described on chiefsplanet.com Beagle vs Asham in the Pens/Caps game... Beagle won't be picking another fight with him any time soon.

Tuesday forgot some details.

On Tuesday my mom was hanging out in Lawrence, so I took the day off to go over there. Queens of the Stone age is the obvious choice for a road trip. We ate at El Mezcals and chatted about the movie "Bridesmades" I then ate my sisters ice cream and drive back to Shawnee for the USMNT game. The whole day was very nice, crunchy leaves, cool weather. Fun days.

Thoughts on Sporting KC's Friendly

Thank you Omar Bravo for setting up this friendly. Mexican fans invaded Livestrong park and the place was rocking. I heard the field looked better, but Loskie wrote on my Facebook that it still looked like shit. The good thing about Friendlys and it gets the young guys in and develops them. The young guys did score, but I don't have the name infront of me. SKC continues their run this weekend against the New York Red Bulls. There is a guy that plays for The Red Bulls named Flurry or something. He is probably a big deal. Collin will probably not play this weekend because he logged an entire game yesterday. Should be the big boys this weekend.

Wednesday October 12th

Yesterday the Penguins won, even without Malkin and #87. That is good. I think they have aquired 9 out of the 10 possible points. That is great considering they are on a brutal road trip. The first 3 penguins games they all played at the opposing teams OPENING GAME. So they had to deal with the fan energy, the players feeding off the fan energy etc. I am pleased. Long way until the playoffs though.

U.S. National team. What can you say? They played like a rolling bag of dicks. Tim Reem was faked out and was beaten by his man on a crossing goal. Everyone else sucked. It was boring. The Mexico Vs. Brazil game was more exciting. The good thing me and Byrdman got out of the house (he flies in any weather) and we met some people from the Cauldren! Good to meet new people. There was a dude named, Issack, Jeff, Elmer, and Erin. So I hope to add them on twitter today.

Mizzou Same ole story

Missouri, always annoys me. Their bubble screens, they have their qb stand 10 yards behind the LOS. They always just rely on one on one matchups. They are getting their shit stuffed by some St. Joseph toughness today. The Blues and The Penguins play tonight. I should be able to get the Blues in HD. So we will see how that goes. Texas got killed today, and there was a god aweful call against an LSU punter. Terrible. Notre Dame is handing Air Force. IRONY ALERT, Air Force always runs the ball. That is ironic because they are the AIR FORCE. Verlander starts tonight, it is just the best time of year for sports.

Thursday

Penguins won yesterday in a shootout. The game was fast, I forget how fast opening night in hockey is and in the playoffs. Malkin looks like an beast, a beast that plays hockey. Looking forward to a good season. #87 is getting ready to come back, but I have a feeling he is going to get hit hard again and that will be the end of his run in th NHL.

The Chiefs play this weekend. Cassel is getting Hot right at the right time. 8-8 here we come. Also Jackie Battle is going to be an average running back, which is a step up from Thomas Jones. Bowe-Beast-Hali-Beast-Breaston-Beast.

Nascar is in Kansas, have't watched it lately, and I am a Nascar fan, they need to wrap up their season earlier than NFL. Yankees lost. Haha. Lose tonight St. Louis and that will make me a happy baseball fan.

Go local team and or community college

Tonight Sporting KC takes on a Mexican Club. The Mexican club is a Futbol team and not a Club Sandwhich. I am in favor of Club Sandwhiches. Extra Slice of bread in the middle, frlizzy tooth picks? Yes go club Sandwhiches, screw Mexical Club Futbol teams. I doubt anyone good even plays for SKC as tonight is a "friendly" I still hope they win. The US National team plays soon, but I am too lazy to look up when that is. Royals offseason is here, that means I am rooting against the Cards and the Yankees in the playoffs. The Chiefs week has been very quiet they play the Colts this weekend. I smell Victory for the Chiefs. Nascar comes to Kansas, and the Penguins open up on Thursday. Sidney Crosby won't be playing, but he may return soon. I suspect a 6 or 7th seed out of the Penguins this year. Dan Byslma can coach and wins even without Sid The Kid and Malkin the...well whatever Malkins nickname is. Testing in nascar this week is in Phoenix. I think they are using fuel injected cars to test at Phoenix, yes...now nascar officially has technoligy that rivals a 1988 buick Rivera instead of a 1970 Camaro. NBA probably won't be playing this year, that means I will be having a closer eye on Tigers basketball and KU. Mizzou is probably going to leave the Big 12, which is good, everyone can now get paid and laid without Texas taking all the money...


Edit: The Sporting KC vs Mexico team is Next Wednesday the 12th.

Big Big Weekend

This weekend is rather large for me. First off Sporting KC goes into San Jose, where they will try to avoid gang members and get out of there with atleast a tie.

"Five Sporting Kansas City players are expected to join their respective national teams for international matches, the club announced on Thursday. Peterson Joseph, Craig Rocastle, Teal Bunbury, Shavar Thomas and Roger Espinoza have been invited to represent their countries during the upcoming FIFA international match dates, scheduled from October 7th through the 11th. "

Ole Teal Bunbury will be playing for USA! USA! So SKC loses some players but they should all be back for the final home game against the New York Subway piss mongers (or whatever the New York team name is).


Ok Missouri Western Plays The Joplin Tornado victims this weekend. For some reason we haven't beat Missouri Southern for awhile. That game is at 2:00 PM on Saturday.

The Chiefs try to Suck for luck on Sunday for the right for Andrew Luck. I will be there enjoying the tailgate and the sweet sweet barbeque smells of Arrowhead. Sgt. Morris got me some good tickets. Go Chiefs, suck or don't suck! We don't give a shit anymore!

Nascar. The Chase continues into Dover. I haven't been following much, but my guess there are a bunch of cars turning left with a bunch of rednecks watching them. Hopefully someone crosses the finish line with the last name Earnhardt so everyone can be happy. #88 Jimmy Johnson is low in the points. He doesn't have his shit together and *gasp* his 6th title is in trouble

Lasting Memoires of the 2011 Royals

What I will remember the most is Hosmer coming up and mashing right away. We had Kila at first, and Billy Butler sometimes at first. It was just pure rubbish over there until Hosmer came up. I also will remember going to a bunch of game down the stretch. The team really came together, it is a young team, really young. The lineup will look like the 29 Yankees in 10 years. People will be saying "That was the best lineup every formed by the end of 2012" Salvador Perez, what can you say about the guy? He is the mexican johnny bench! As a 21 year old rookie he was second in the league at pickoffs and he drove the ball out of the ball park to all fields.

Sporting KC in first place

Yesterday I was excited for the Soccer game between the Columbus Crew and the Kansas City Sporting. The game was hard faught and Columbus missed a couple of brilliant chances. Mendoza from the Crew missed two glorious chances, the game was decided by a header that went off of a Columbus striker and into his own goal. KC got a break to go their way. CJ Sapong also took the ball hard to the goal and was fouled inside the penalty area. Kia Kumara was elected to kick the penalty shot and he scored early in the game. Oh Goodness me was the crowd electric at Livestrong sporting park. Next up is the San Jose Earthquakes who sporting should pound into the cement violently. Teal Burnberry didn't play this game so he should be very fresh for the next game. I bet they start Teal and Bring C.J. in second half. Ole.

SKC

Tonight is a large game for Sporting KC. We are going to have to get 3 points to stay in the payoff hunt. I am excited as all get out, although I can't go I will be rooting once I get off there. Ole Ole Ole! Teal Burnberry, Grant Zuzi, and C.J. Sapaung better score a goal a piece.

Taco Tuesday

Today I woke up, I had a bit of a cold, which I have had off and on for the better part of two weeks. They key for me when I have a cold is just to keep a positive attitude. It's just a common cold, I don't have aids, or cancer, or play for the L.A. Clippers. Everything is going to be O.K. Sporting KC plays tomorrow, which I am sad that I can't go, but that is ok. I should be be able to watch the game, or atleast the second half on metro sports. I have no idea what to expect, Sporting was doing well as of late, but a cooled off. They started the year like crap so maybe they are coming back to where they are supposed to be. The Chiefs, ok so a dude on chiefsplanet had a bunch of .gif files up of Matt Cassel. Holy Shit does he miss some wide open players. It's not like there are defenders inpeeding his view either. Just guys running Wide the F open right down the middle of the field. My Goodness me are some of the dudes open. He also shits his pants once anyone gets near him. Terrible. I never thought a team would be worse than that team I saw the last year under Herm, but it looks like this one is it. I am ready to see Baldwin though. That will be nice to have some weapons on offense with Baldwin, Sexy Dexy, and Bowe. I think Herms last year we had Bowe, LJ, and Bobby Wade. So what we have now even with everyone on IR is slightly better.

Monday Night Football and Suck for Luck

This weekend wrapped up by me playing three games of Fifa 2006 world cup soccer. I never played this game, but it came with the xbox 360 I bought 3 years ago from a dude off chiefs planet. Landon Donovan is good in this game, and it gets my brain off of my various problems and crazy thoughts I have. Cassel sucks, I think he maybe hurt more than we know about, but man he sucked even when he was healthy. He has to do a crow hop just to get anything on the ball. It took a miracle catch from Breaston just to make it seem like the chiefs were in the game yesterday. That game just sucked to watch. With captain swing pass throwing it to mighty midget Dex the only thing I enjoyed was when I feel asleep after eating a bag of doritos.

Vick is getting killed

As I am typing this Vick is getting hit in the head more times than Tina Turner did during her Rollin' on the River tour. Andy Reid is not only bad at dieting, he also doesn't understand that he needs to run the ball more. Nascar second race of the chase is this weekend. Tony Stewart won the last race, which is the point of a the chase. A guy can barely get in the chase and he can end up winning the championship. Just like in most sports it is about getting hot at the right time to win the biggest prize. I don't necessarily like it, but I understand that is what generates hype. What I did this weekend. Ok Friday Byrdman, my dad and I went to Sporting KC. The game was ok, wasn't as good as the others. The tailgate was good. I had some brats, some cheddar brats, some pretzles. It was very nice that day. I am sure I really enjoyed it know that we will have to endure a tornado or blizzard soon. Woah sidenote Victor Cruz for the Giants just broke a huge play. Terrible tackling. Ok back to what I did this weekend, Sporting KC was fun, weather was good. Mizzou covered which was nice. Missouri Western got stomped, Notre dame won so it was an exciting weekend of football.

Game Day

This morning saw me grabbing my crap for the sporting kc game tonight. I was as excited as a dog with 16 peters meeting a dog with 16 vagina's! My day was well exept I forgot a large cup to put coffee in so I am using a bowl that you would ususally put Ramon noodles in to drink coffee out of. It is working surprisingly well. That leads me to a random txt conversation

I was talking about smacking this girl on the butt and it was boring. It only took 3 text's until that texting conversation was played out.

Girl:well I wouldn't want my butt to bore you
Me: too late, your butt is the tylonal pm of texting conversations.

that was ok

Went out to eat with some friends yesterday at Barleys Brewhouse. It was ok, I am sure the food there is badass, but I had already eaten a bit so I wasn't hungry. This waitress kept on staring at me and my friend Cody, a different waitress from a different section. Maybe she noticed my sweet Royals Jacket, maybe she liked Codys thread count on his extra clean shirt? I approached her, but she was confused. I asked her if she was looking our our direction because she is a Royals fan, or because she thought my friend Cody was hot. She was like, I don't remember looking at either of your directions. I am pretty sure she wanted the Scnitzel that wasn't on the menu if you know what I mean, either that or she wasn't looking our way at all. It was all good though, we had a laugh and left. Today I went to St. Joe and got my car looked at. The drive was dumb as 435 is dumb and platte city is dumb. The lady at car city chryster was alittle rough dealing with, but the guy actually doing the work was nice. Needless to say I couldn't get out of st joe fast enough. I fist pumped past Menards just in case Kevin was working. Tonight is Missouri Western game day, and I may get to sit down and read vinnies new blog about point spreads! Daveandvince.blogspot.com

Dirty Talk

Dear Demonpenz. I am having trouble talking to my man dirty. Can you give me pointers.

Demonpenz: I've never delt with a girl that did this well. They would text things like. "I want it bad!" Uhhh Ok what do you want bad? Nachos? Hell I want Nachos bad as well. We could have a 3 some Nachos, Tostada, and some fries or something.


Girl: No no what about give it to me hard. How else are you supposed to give it to me.

Demonpenz: Idk I ususally just say, give it to me randomly and quote the bible. that works for me

Girl: thx I will try that!

Sporting KC vs. Real Salt Lake review

On Saturday I decided to watch this matchup between Sporting KC and Real Salt Lake. I don't know anything about this Salt Lake Team, on first impression they had a dirty hippie named Beckham (no relation to the bend it like beckham fellow) This dirty hippie named Beckham bitched and moaned the entire game and was annoying as hell. There were some big black mexicans that played for Real Salt Lake and the game got out of hand early. People were getting their ass kicked away from the ball but the refs let it go. The commentators were agasp with how the game was reffed. I didn't really care because I don't know much about soccer other than if it looks like a foul it ususally is, if it looks like your being an asshole you get a yellow card, if your caught being an asshole twice you get kicked out of the game with a red card and suspended. If your an asshole to the goalie you get a red card. If you are a sliding asshole and you get the ball before you are an asshole to the player with the ball it is fair. In general there were a bunch of assholes running around during this game. Real Salt Lake played very well and played defense. I thought it was an exciting 1-0 game as both teams were kicking the shit out of each other. The RSL crowd was rowdy and they were beating on drums the entire game. I am not sure if they were even paying attention to the game, they looked like they had snorted a bunch of coke and just discovered Drums for the first time. I can't remember who scored the goal for Real Salt Lake, but I am sure he was a duechebag. There were no Red Cards for either team so that means I think that SKC will be awesomely awesome the next game out.

Dude. What the hell?

The Chiefs are the worst team in the league this year. Worse than Herm. The only difference is with herm they didn't have the horses. This year we have the horses, they are just injured. Charles, Moeaki, and Eric Berry should be thankful they aren't horses or Farmer Bryce would go out there and blast their face with shotgun to put them out of their football horse misery. I sure hope they are just trying to lose at this point to get Andrew Luck. The penguins seemed to tank twice, once to get Mario Lemieux and once to get Sidney Crosby. I don't have a problem with it, if the rules are set up to give you an advantage to lose, then you lose, you would be dumb not too. So get out there and suck balls chiefs. Suck them hard. Suck them one time for Andrew Luck!

The chiefs suck

Never in the 80's or 90's have the chiefs been this bad. Ugh.

Friday and Saturday

Friday was spent at work. Which wasn't too bad, this week we weren't busy, but I am sure it will be crazy soon. The Holidays are always busy because people are hanging out off work and getting paid for it. Friday night I met up with my buddy Cody and some other people. We went to a place called Taco factory by Waldos pizza. It looked alright,it just looked alittle cheap. Like one step up from taco bell but a step down from a sit down mexican restaurant. Now that I think about it, I may like it better than a sit down restaurant because dealing with waitresses and waiters isn't all that great. I will get back to that subject later. We came up with lots of jokes sitting around bs-ing. About if this is a taco factory, there has to be Taco factory Outlet Mall, where tacos are half off for being gently used. Or cheaper because they were the "floor" tacos. Taco Factory also sounds like a strip club where the strippers have a low grade fever. It was a good time. Saturday I drove up to St. Joseph to watch Missouri Western play a game of football. I just swung to the stadium earlier and watched them warm up and enjoyed game day. I took some pictures as my dad and I found a way to will the griffons to victory. I was really cold but I made it a point to stay the entire game. I don't know how many Mo West games I am going to get out to this year. I better enjoy them. I am glad I get to spend time with my dad, it isn't as cool as when Bryce and his dad went to spain to chase the bulls, but it is still a good time

Notre Dame notes

Last week Notre Dame went under the lights for a tough test against Michigan. Notre dame wore flowers on their helmets like idiots. They got beat like a bunch of idiots as well. Early on Notre Dame played with in the trenches, but like most games these days, the games are decided by the P-L-A-Y-M-A-K-E-R-S. Coaches blab about trenches, but if you got a guy who can go get it at WR a guy who can chuck it, or a guy that can tote the rock. You are going to tote a W to the Win column.

Positive Attitude

Over the years I have noticed myself getting more and more positive. I think it is awesome. Makes my day so much better. Yesterday I had my computer set up to come home and watch the eagles game. The game was choppy. Ok that sucks, lets try to work on it. No luck still choppy. Woke up this morning installed new drivers deleted some of the start up crap. Nope still choppy. I was frustrated for awhile, but I know wiether or not I get it fixed. I am still closer and closer to football. Either I willget this fixed, or it will pass the time until football comes on tv. I hope to have it fixed atleast by tuesday or wednesday so there is a game to watch that night, but for right now every day I can keep myself entertained and happy, is a day closer to gameday.


People in Lenexa and Olathe are different from St. Joseph. Whenever I see second grade pictures of peoples kids down here they are ususlly wearing polo's or sweaters. In St. Joseph kids would be wearing a Kovacs Fireworks T shirt with a Sack and save Hat for school pictures. Hell I wouldn't doubt it if half the kids wore their Barrel of Fun baseball Jerseys for their second grade pictures.

Blue Wednesday

Tuesday started as any other day. With me worried about a bunch of stuff that doesn't really matter. I plugged through it anyways. I got up and did the work thing until noon when I drove down to Brookside to get my teeth cleaned. Brookside is alittle bit of a drive, but I like the dentist and the people that worked there. Some younger lady cleaned my teeth and it was somewhat embarrassing because it seemed like my teeth were pretty crappy, but overall the dentist said my mouth was good (whoa I never want a dude to say my mouth is good) I left and headed out to see what I could do next. I wanted to go to the Royals game, but that was like 5 hours away. Well I headed into independence and hung out at a bookstore, I walked around, got a awesome Rueben at Clancys. Clancy's rueben is like Westport Fleamarket burger and OK JOES burnt ends, it is legendary. I ate there and I went to the game. I was inside the parking lot for what seemed forever, but it wasn't stressful, just boring. The game was fine exept for these dumb kids and parents letting their kids lean over the railing on the top row. I always hate it when kids fall to their death. It is the worst. My mom played on her cell phone, my dad and I cheered, Bruce Chen kicked ass. I missed a Gordon homerun when I was taking a piss, but that is ok. He will hit plenty more next year. Moose Tacos hit a long homerun that he barely swung at. Melky and Gio had nice plays. Just a nice win on a cool night at the K. Parking sucked after the game as I got lost and I drove around Raytown for awhile, they sent me out some way that I got turned around. Next time I am going to use my compass. Next year we are going to take home the World Series and it will be because my hard work in cheering on the team. Your welcome kansas city.

Fun posts from around Royals message boards

From kcroyals.com

Leftfield… Gordon has been locked in all year! Not only has he shown the talent that was supposed to be there for an number 2 overall pick, he is having one of the best seasons by a Royals of all time… tied for 17th at the moment with George Brett’s 1976 and 1981 seasons at a 144 OPS+, and per Baseball Reference, a 5.4 WAR, it would seem Carlos Beltran’s 2001 5.9 WAR will be passed… now he just has to stay healthy and do it again.



.......As long as Butler is in KC, we have one of the best designated hitters in the game... sure it would be great if he was faster, hit more home runs, or knew what hand to put his fielding glove on, but Butler is a lock to be one of the best hitters on this team the rest of the time he is in Kansas City.

From Ranyontheroyals.com

In almost every Royals game of the last 25 years, there has been at least one player in their lineup that didn’t deserve to be there – someone who was washed up, someone who was still productive but was too old to be a part of the next good Royals team, someone who had youth to dream on but not the talent to take advantage of it, or someone who was never that good in the first place. Whether it was David Howard or Jose Lind, Chuck Knoblauch or Neifi Perez, Terrence Long or Doug Mientkiewicz, Mike Jacobs or Jose Guillen – there was always someone in the lineup who it was difficult to root for. There was always someone in the lineup who deep in your subconscious you wanted to fail, because the more they failed, the quicker the Royals would give up on them and move on to someone who might be a part of a brighter future.

Today, for one of the few times in my history as a Royals fan, EVERYONE in the Royals’ lineup is a part of their future. I want to watch EVERYONE who comes to the plate. There are no bathroom breaks in the lineup anymore. I don’t care what the Royals’ record is – that alone makes this season a success of sorts.

Jokes

I was wondering why behind the seats in the very back of the jeep there is a kids seatbelt. Byrdman says "Well, the farther away from you they are the less they can annoy you"

September 10th and the Start of September 11th

I had a great time yesterday. Sporting KC opened a can of whoop ass on the Houston Dynamo. The Dynamo came out in uniforms that looked like the Tennessee Volunteers and on this particular Saturday they Volunteered to get their asses kicked. The time of possession seemed to be way in SKC's favor and SKC had more quality scoring chances. There were a couple Dynamo shots that came close and one that hit the west post. The Sporting KC is in first place and hopefully makes a playoff game to remember. Bryce and I got in some tailgating and that went well. In my mind I thought it was going to be a cluster F, but as long as I keep tailgating simple to hot dogs or hamburgers that can be cooked quickly, it should be pretty easy to come away with a tailgating victory. We had some Zarda beans to cook but no way to eat them up. So Byrdy said reminded me that "Beans to burn on the grill"

September 11th. I woke up today went for a walk and now just kind of chillin waiting for football to start. I might do some laundry and vaccum but nothing really planned. Falls are obviously a time to really be thankful to be alive.

Mizzou

Got to watch Mizzou on my new TV, I have watched a couple football games so far on this TV. It has been nice. The Combination vizio soundbar and HD work great. Mizzou still looks pretty good even though they lost. Their qb looks like a Wide Reciever playing quarterback, but overall he is doing pretty well for being so young. Blaine Gabbert, Brad Smith, Chase Daniel all are still in the NFL. That is a good place for your school to be at if your qb's are consistently sticking in the NFL.

Switching sports to the Royals. It looks like Country Breakfast isn't going to get 100 RBI's, but it has been a great year for Gordon, Butler, and Hosmer.

It was nice not getting sick for awhile. I always seem to have a cold or something during a good time of the year. I felt yucky on friday, but feeling good now the rest of the weekend is here

Piss my pants excited.

Tons of shit going on this weekend. Mizzou plays tonight. I don't know how they will do. Their new Black Guy QB looked to struggle throwing the ball, but looked awesome running it. I got tickets to Thee Sporting KC vs. Houston Dynamo tomorrow. I am pumped for that. Teal Blackberry will serve his suspenstion for SKC, so that is good that he gets that shit overwith so he can join SKC next week. Chiefs playing the Bills on 9/11 will be special. I am so excited I am almost shitting and pissing my pants while throwing up. I am not sold on Cassel. I think he is a tough guy but he kinda sucks throwing the ball. To win the superbowl you need a top flight qb, and he is not that guy. I hope Derrick Johnson dominates. DJ has had a solid Career with the Chiefs. Eric Berry will be King Kong+Derron Cherry this year. Richardson sucks at right tackle, Gaither will be over there when heathy.

Switching to the Royals to a second. This is what Deeznutz said on chiefsplanet.com "Damn near 20 HRs in a shortened n00b season? No doubt that Hosmer will eventually surpass the club's current HR record."

Thirsty Thursdays

This is a tribute to Ground Rounds Long Island Ice Tea's during my extensive career in boozing. I would bowl with my dad, Kevin, go home then go out with David. I don't ever remember being hungover or getting into trouble. That came later in life haha. I remember seeing Candice our waitress, I probably didn't tip or her enough. Sorry about that Jawhawk fan! It's not not boozing anymore just because I always hated seeing 30 dollar tabs on my debit card. I haven't seen a bar tab for a year or so, and now I see more tabs for cool shit like "ROYALS NACHOS 8:75!" I had the chicken Nachos at the royals game and they were pretty good. I was surprised. The K kicks ass these days, plenty of room, Eric Hosmer, country breakfast.....wait. THEY HAVE TO START SERVING COUNTRY BREAKFAST AT THE GAMES NOW RIGHT? Atleast a Billy Butler country breakfast burrito.

Francour Just threw a guy out from right field

I am surprised this doesn't happen more. I think there is an unwritten rules when you get to the majors you don't have to worry about getting thrown out running to first from the outfield. I get the vibe that it is bush league to even attempt to throw out a slowey from the outfield. I am sure Cecil Fielder would have been thrown out from left field if teams really paid attention or really wanted to show the world what a fat asshole Cecil Fielder is.Today a rookie got showed what it's like to get thrown out running to first from the outfield. It should have been his second hit in the majors, instead he got a large slice of humble pie, and a large slice of Francour WHOOP-ASS

Sporting KC

I have been interested in Soccer since my high school days. My buddies played it, it seemed kinda cool. I was watching the wizzards and now sporting kc as much as I can, because it is our hometown team. If KC had a watermelon eating team, I would probably have 3 jerseys supporting them. Anyway I finally got tickets and got to see superstars David Beckham and Landon Donvan play. The game was rowdy as hell, livestrong park was rocking. I understand not every game is like that, but you got superstars all over the field combines with a primetime game, you are going to get an awesome atmosphere. It was an impressive 2-2 tie. I love the way they come out on the field before the game, it is very FIFA like. Beckham made a nice pass to this black guy with a mohawk who scored right infront of our seats. Sporting KC got a penalty shot in stoppage time when a guy hit the ball with his han inside the box. It was a great time and I can't wait to go again.

Labor Day weekend

I started the weekend the right way, by taking more days off than needed. I first went and paid taxes on my new jeep. The Slogan "Jeep! Go anywhere, do anything!" apparently means I can go pay taxes and go pay alot of them. Thursday was tough, I sat around waiting to go to the Mo West game, then they lost. Blah. Friday my parents and I went to westport to watch my cousin Reed play in this new rock and roll these kids play these days. It was fun and the band was pretty good, especially for high schoolers. I had westport flea market burger and it was tasty. That made it so everytime I burped it tasted like that tasty burger. Saturday I watched Mizzou beat Miami and I went to the Royals game with my dad. Royals won. We went to the Royals game again on Sunday and they lost. Moose Tacos barely missed a grandslam that would have tied the game. Shelly Duncan hit two home runs. Monday is upon me and I am sad the weekend is over, but atleast I did a bunch of fun stuff. I am looking forward to college and pro football!

Welp. Since Salvador Perez is the Mexican Johnny bench.

JUAN BENCHO

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Alot of girls can't help themselves, once they see my leopard skin seats on my 1996 Ford escort, and the free passes to cosmic bowling. The panties just are coming off shots or no shots!

The Dog Days are over.

Even though the Royals lost yesterday, it seems they managed to avoid the late season melt down they always seem to go through. The ones with bench clearing scuffles, dropped pop flies, and Rey Sanchez getting a haircut mid game. Moustakas sucks right now, I don't care if he has a 24 game hitting streak, he looks uncomfortable as hell over at third. The good thing is scouts smarter than me say he will be fine over there, I think 8 hours of day working on baseball (Perfect practice makes perfect) and he will be o.k. Savador Perez continues to be the Mexican Johnny Bench behind the plate. Anyone watching the royals right now has real issues in their lives that they could be dealing with, but instead we do what baseball nerds do, we watch every pitch until the final game because we know it's going to be a long winter before we see baseball again.


btw flashmob has been moved to 12:30

Royals Monday

What is it about the Royals Managing job that makes coaches look like they have Aids. I am watching the post game and Ned Yost Infection looks like crap. The Royals hitters have killing the ball, Salvador Perez is the best defensive catcher since Johnny Bench, Alex Gordon Rocky Calaveto and Hosmer is Lou Gerig minus the terminal illness.


The weekend was OK. On Friday I worked really hard then hung out with some friends after work. People said I looked grumpy, well I was. I sometimes don't want to see anyone after work even friends. Saturday morning I woke up at 6 went for a walk went back to St. Joseph. It was very beautiful drive going through faucet smelling the faint smell of grass, fresh hair, and cow shit. I then met up with my Dad to go car shopping. My dad was really pumped and I wanted a new car. I planned on test driving 1 or 2 vehicles. I actually figured I would just go to ST. JOE AVE motors and buy a Le baron and cruise around the brown bear. What really happened is my dad and I cruised around until I started getting cranky. I was a bit surprised that I got 3000 grand out of my piece of shit car. That car was a piece of shit because frankly I am lazy, but here are some things that were wrong with my 2005 lancer. The large dent in the door from a hit and run, the thing just looked crappy. The Lancer also had hail damage, and shook more than Michael J. Fox after a pot of coffee. I really thought I was going to be the MITZ crossover, but I really liked the Jeep Patriot. It is boxy but I can see and it is comfortable. I really didn't do the numbers on how I am going to pay for this thing, it looks like I am going to eat some RAMON, Beans and wennies, and Tea for awhile. The vehicle is a nice rig and I sit in it for approx 40 minutes a day, so it is def worth it so far.

Hosmers eyebrows look like wasp wings.

Fun series north of the Border. Country Breakfast tore it up. He maybe DH of the year. People are belly aching that he should start to work out more. I say do what got you to the majors. What got him to the Majors? Eating Gallons of Tarter sauce.

Strike Zones in Canada

are large. I love for more strikes to be called, but the last couple games have been retarded. I would love them to call the high strike again, and institute some kind of "SHOT CLOCK" for throwing a ball and a batter being ready. People want to say Wahhhhh it's tradition that there is no clocks of any kind in baseball....well it was tradition to burn people who we thought were witches at the stake. Do we still do that? Hell no. Also baseball needs to stop when football starts period. No one outside of Boston and St. Louis likes baseball more than football. Toranto fans do come out to watch Bluejay games, but it is only until the Maple Leafs start their annual downward spiral to the celler in Hockey. Toronto Maple Leafs are the biggest sporting team in Canada and wow what a fierce Team name they have. You better get me some Sunlight bitches or I am going to turn orange and yellow!

Royals Game Yesterday

Every time I get to see a Royals game with my buddies it is special. Yesterday I hit on all the points to make me a happy Royals Fan. Homeruns By Country Breakfast and Eric Bombsmer. Good game by Chen V-Foundation, Byrdman, and Sammie Sandwhich all watched the game. To top it off I got to watch the game in HD on V-Foundations 62 inch TV. I hardly ever get see the games in HD, but I got to see a 4 foot tall Bruce Chen throw awesome right in front of my eyes. Byrdman and I also talked old school rollercoasters as a person on youtube used AUTOCAD to replicate the Zambie Zinger. Every nook and cranny of that loudass roller coaster has been recreated right down to the fake stone entrance (made to look like a tribe from Africa) or something. We also took a ride on the mamba through youtube, then we talked about NBA Player Popeye Jones and how he always came into camp out of shape. Ole Popeye Jones, never eats spinich and instead drinks gallons of Wine I guess.

I ate out to eat with my Mom, for lunch. It was lovely. I love Granite City. Their chicken Wrap was very tender, had tortilla chips in it, and wasn't dry at all. Very good. I had Brocolli on the side which was fresh and made me feel like I was eating trees.

No Nba this year makes me sad

I don't even care that much about the NBA, but grown men playing 82 games, while trying to party, take care of groupies, and manage how much they are going to spend on neck chains does. I love turning into NBA tonight and see how some dude took the night off against the Charlotte bobcats for "knee swelling" when we all know it was from "Too much Weed and Taco Bell. Speaking of which, Weed causes massive hunger, which leads you to eat stuff like Oreo's on pizza which ironically enough is former Milwaukee bucks player Vin Baker's favorite treat an after game snack.

Joe Randa on the Royals broadcast

Joe Randa just said the highlight of his time at "Royals Alumni Camp" was hitting against a dude in a wheelchair. I guess instead of the rosen bag the guy in the wheelchair went to his colostomy bag.

Friday

I got a new TV. It is pretty sweet ass. I didn't expect it to be this nice, but I would give the TV a B+ the only way it could be better is if it was bigger. I don't plan on getting HD for football or anything, I just got it because I needed a TV That wasn't embarrassing, but the one thing I have to say is I can't stop watching Entertainment Tonight HD because it looks good. Thursday that is what I did was put this TV together. The Royals and Chiefs are sucking balls. Thomas Jones and Baldwin got into a fight. ugh it may be an 8-8 season for the awesome chiefs. Ok back to Entertainment tonight. I am watching the worst dressed list. Woman should just wear black dresses if they are blonde. Red Dresses if they have black hair, and no dresses if they have red hair.

Hi My name is what? My name is Who?

Slim Shady. That is a Slim Shady track that I haven't heard since '99 but the Stolen Winnabagos played it the other day. Kind of weird hearing a Spice Girls Reference in the song. That brings up a good topic. Alter Egos of Rock Stars. Eminem is split up into two. The Chain Saw wielding axe Murder Slim Shady and the poor drug head Marshell Mathers. I like the Marshell Character alittle better than the Horror-core character Eminem created. Which do I like better? David Bowe or Ziggy Stardust? that is a tough call, what aout Beyonce or Sasha? IDK I don't listen to her much, Garth Brooks or Chris Gaines? Green Day or ???? that other band they are sometimes called? Pearl Jam Or Mookie Blaylock? Honestly Pearl Jam never goes by Mookie Blaylock, but I remember them being called that at one point and Wikipedia says that they are "also known as Mookie Blaylock" so I am just stuck calling them Mookie Blaylock.


p.s. Mookie Blaylock.


p.s.s Green Day's alternate band is Foxboro Hot Tubs

Royals Tuesday

Royals were busy yesterday, but I will start it off with this.

Jason Esposito signed with Baltimore for $600K, only about $900K less than what he agreed to sign with KC for three years ago before backing out after the Royals selected him.

The Royals just signed a bunch of guys for over-slot. MLB gives you guidelines for how much players should be paid, and we went way over that to ensure that young kids would sign.

We are so deep at SS and 2nd base and now with Starling the Royals should be trying to package some prospects for a front line starter. For what YOBALDO went for, the price is going to be crazy. If you want to know how much it is going to take to get a front line starter, it is probably going to be 2 or 3 front line prospects. Cain, Bubba, and Colon. (That is a ton!) I am just glad there some talent coming up.

Good Attitude

I remember driving somewhere to do service and it was way in the middle of no where, like over gravel, around barns, just way the hell out there. I remember thinking to myself, this place we are going to, they better have a goose that shits dollar bills. There was no goose though. There was no point of this blog, I just wanted to set up the visual of a Goose shitting dollar bills.

Thursday and Friday.

My thursday was full of bullcrap. Ususally I have thursdays night off so I can do grab-bag stuff like eat steak or tacos and watch sports, but I was pretty tired. I was able to go for a walk and call it a night. Friday I felt much better as I think my body was sick of my crappy attitude and finally just put me to sleep for along time. I feel refreshed today and ready to make Friday the best day of my life. The chiefs open up tonight, the eagles looked awesome yesterday. I am just ready for something else than the stinky royals. I watched an episode of The Wire yesterday and it maybe my favorite show even though it is old.

Wierd Jobs

Byrdman and I were out at Harpos discussing wierd jobs that we have had. Scrubbing pots and pans is the worst. I can't think of a number they would have to pay me today to do a job like that. It would be 6 figures atleast. The good thing at Belt Brewing company is that Aaron worked there, and we could ususally cause hijinks. I used to throw little cups p and shoot them with a high powered sprayer. Like a low risk game of duck hut, or a game of skeet shooting. Or Clay Pigeon blasting. (there are alot of ways to call throwing stuff in the air and shooting it) Our waitress said that the grosses job she ever had was a tanning bed. Sweaty cancer ridden folks being all greesy does sound gross. Ok switching gears. I told the waitress that she had a nice rack and I pointed to the moose Rack (antlers) that were behind her, and she didn't think it was funny at all, causing this silence. I think from that point on she thought I was a jerk haha. I think Byrdman liked both racks, me I just liked the rack on the wall because I don't care of the amount of awesome of rack on girls, if their attitude is not the way I like it, it is a complete turn off. Its all good though. We went on to talk to a bunch of people and later in the night Byrdman put his mack on a lady at a place called Harrys.

The Topic of Driving Genisis cars came up on chiefsplanet

and this is what is my review

"I like Genisis vehicles, there is something about them, an almost INVISIBLE TOUCH!"

Trust The process

I don't know many times I have heard this from Ned Yost Infection, or Todd Haley. Sometimes it gets old, but if you have a solid plan in place and you keep tweaking and making this better. You are going to be successful. Just like the old Parable about the Indian on his way to King Hill.

There once was an Indian. He was thirsty for Busch light and a bowling alley. So he set forth a long Journey from Atchison to St. Joseph. Along the way he ran into Missouri High Way patrol, water patrol, Donkey Patrol, he kept on changing his feathers along the way and he kept on getting by all the patrol. He even dressed up in a Barrel-of-fun softball uniform to fit in with 238ers. He eventually was killed by Mike Rucker, but his soul eventually made it all the way to King Hill Lanes.

Giovetella

Johnny Giovetella is better at the game of Baseball than Chris Getz. Though he is small he can hit to all fields and with extra base power. The royals also have a first round draft pick in the minors that goes by the name "Colon" I hope we package Colon for some pitching. There is some young talent all over the infield. Hosmer reminds me of Lou Gehrig with more power and less disease. Govetella reminds me of Joe Pecci from Goodfelles, but MORE MENACING. Escobar is the cuban drug runner of awesome. Mustakas kinda sucks, but with his good lower trunk (that is the kind way of putting he has a fat ass) he will have some power. The Royals will be awesome for a couple years if they get starting pitching.

Tanners

I had a tanners steak yesterday for 11 bucks. It was ok. I also got fries, nachos and bought Byrdman a couple beers. I dumped my problems on Byrdman. Then he dumped my problems over the wall. Like Billy Butler homerun. I then walked up to these girls and asked them if they were from Topeka. They said no. I said "Because my friend Byrdman and I went to Washburn once" Thought you looked familiar.

I've been feeling blah lately

My attitude hasn't been great lately. I just have to remember the more that I am of service, the better I will feel. Billy Butler has been on fire lately. I wrote some tips for having good text-game with woman. too often guys chit chat with girls over text that they are trying to build attraction with. You have to take your boring self and text your friends with that and be exciting with the girl you are trying to date. Nothing good can come from

Ray: hey whats up
Girl: nothing
Ray: what are you doing
Girl Not much watching tv

you see where this goes. It is boring as shit and you don't want to seem boring. Thats why I just txt byrdman
Ray:sup
byrdman: byrdman
Ray: eating pork cracklins?
birdman: of course
ray: sweet.

The Chiefs are being cheap.

I guess really winning for Clark Hunt is to spend less while maintaining a product that sells tickets, Merch and things of the such. The chiefs should have resigned Shaun Smith, and 2 defensive tackles. Maybe even Asumaugh. I am not a billionaire so I don't know what is going on in Clarks mind, I just wish either the Royals or Chiefs would come out and say "this year we are playing to win it all" both teams are aways building and never making a run. They have fans by the balls because nothing else satisfies me like a bunch of athletes murdering each other on the football field. Football is sacred. The Eagles and Patriots are going for it all, that is for sure. I remember last year my friend Bugeater claimed August was the crappiest Month. He might be right although Februrary and January are not good either. October is the most awesome month out of the year by a long shot. I would rank May Second April third. September forth June 5th July 6th November 7th Jaunuary 8th August 9th November 10th December 11th February 12th.

Dealing with Haters or general Grumpy people

This can often be tough. I know I have to deal with people who may call me "stupid" and I can't spend too much energy on those people because it makes me less effective. I ususally just try to say a prayer for them and move on. Like a shark moving forward (it's shark week btw)

I really like giving myself awards. Xbox 360 gives you awards for various things and they put it in a catchy phrase. Like when you steal a car in grand theft auto a box will pop up "Been Caught stealin" and it will play the janes addiction song. Here are yesterdays awards I am going to give my self

No gutz no glory
Donation is a great nation
Haters be hatin'

Weekend wrapup - byrdman - v -munkytrash

Friday. Wow. Long day. filled with work and tiredness. I was able to make it through. I ate some Zarda which was better than I thought it was going to be. Kansas City average Q is better than most Q indeed. I had the burnt end sandwhich with fries. Went to be around 9:30 because my body hurt. Saturday woke up went for a walk, then I ate something and went back to sleep. I was trying to figure out something to do and I just went down to Westport at around 7 pm to watch the Royals game. Some guys came into Harpos and did shots because they were going to a wedding reception. I told them how random it was for 4 young lads to come into a sports bar with no one in it. Do one shot of jack daniels and hit the road. They were nice and one guy even said he was going to adopt me. I got into other conversations with other people found out how to get to this dance club I had always been confused about. I guess there are chicks out there who like driving muscle cars because there were chicks hanging out with one very nice mustang GT and a Corvette and a Nissan Z. I know L.A. has a Nissian Z but I am not sure any other girl I know has a vehicle with the ponypower to go over 130 mph. The girl with the Mustang lit up the tires much to the delight of everyone watching. Westport fleamarket still has the best hamburgers in town. although |Zach| says they are overated. I was happy with what and how I handled Saturday. I could have done jack crap and stayed at home but I went out and mixed it up and talked to people. It just seems like my ability to be social is like an Escalator. If I am not trying to get better talking to people I get worse. Driving home I debated on to get taco bell, but I passed. On Sunday I went and played Softball with my friend Cody and 20 other guys. It was dangerously hot and we played for two hours. I was about the first one to quit but I stuck it out until someone else called it quits. I was glad I played because it is important to get out with friends and work together even if it means being out in the heat. I then went to dollar general and had a conversation like this

Dollar general: like a peacock
Demonepenz: do you know what a female peacock is?
Dollar General: no
Demonpenz: A peahen.
Demonpenz: Every other animal the male dresses up with sweet feathers, not humans though, guys put on a trucker hat nd a clippers jersey and call it a day.

TV ON THE RADIO PART 2

"You" steady beat very much still TV on The Radio. Now is when you really get used to the sound of the band. Sort of annoys me the song is called "YOU" as there is no less than 44 billion songs called "YOU" including about 10 songs Candlebox put out called "YOU"


"No Future Shock" This song is very catchy. Maybe this one was they were trying to get on the radio. Often people around the office sing this very catchy hook. Good song.

"Killer Crane" Here it is. The TV on the Radio song to really get the day going.“Killer Crane” is a six minute thumping, mountain climbing, emotionally driven piece of intensity. Even amongst its quietness there is much awesomeness.


"Will Do" another pop song. Good beat, good mix of vocals, Synth and song writing. I could see this being on CSI Miami when they are doing a montage of police work.

TV ON THE RADIO.

TV on the Radio. A band. A group of guys with some random stuff going on in their songs. Their most "Rock" song is "Wolf like Me" I am just starting to warm up to their album Nine Types of Light

First song called Second Song starts out with a voice that reminds me of chanting, off beat, not exactly in key with the strings in the background. The song then Evolves into a song where the lead singer sings really high. Yeah it takes awhile to get used to the singing.


Second song is entitled "Keep Your Heart" Steady Slow back beat Hip Hop drums. Slow pace. Very high singing (again) sounds alittle like a soulful hip hop version of the popular rock band "The Black Keys" once again there is nothing mainstream to really compare TV ON THE RADIO to.

Long frickin day yesterday

Some days are very tough for me. Especially when I really wake up in a bad mood. Yesterday I was already grumpy and didn't want to do work. I grinded out a long day. I did feel very proud to get through the day. I was alittle wound up when I get home, but some good old fashioned junk food made sure I was too exhausted to really do much else. I found my Kiss album and was able to listen to Love Gun. I then met some friends out at Kelly's and that was ok. I went into a bad part of town and I said "Wow this place is so creepy, even Clowns stand around on the corner saying "lets get the hell out of here, this place is creepy" Overall in my progress as a human I am glad I can change modes from being running around at work like crazy, to not letting it run over into my personal life. I like being able to have crazy days but go into easy going mode when the day is through. Kellys patio was nice, bunch of lighting to look at, along with cats going through the trash at a local tatoo place. There was a Hen party going on at Kellys. They were sitting around doing jack shit. That was wierd. When I walked in I saw a bunch of Birds just sitting around a table. Hmmm I wonder if that is a hen party, wait no way that is a hen party, not enough inappropriate items around any of them. Then I saw the sash that said Batchlorette. I should have asked if it was a PTA meeting, that is how boring they were.

Chiefs-Penguins-Bruins-Royals-Pirates

The Chiefs signed Steve Breaston..He is a stud. The Chiefs are going to have a stud WR core. Can Cassel deliver? We shall find out. Nothing like getting Breaston plants.
The Penguins, C'mon man next year, we have to make sure the Boston Bruins never win anything ever again. The Royals, are back to sucking wang, but Alex Gordon is having a season to remember. The Pirates, are doing what the Royals can't do...stay above .500.

Malkin-Crosby should be healthy for the Penguins next year.

FMK (FMT for V and Byrdman and I)

Have sexual relations (F), (M)arry, or (Kill) that is the game that we have been playing lately. I personally call it (F) (M) or Truck, because the way I imagine you would kill one of the ladies is to TRUCK them over. I pick out 3 ladies vaguely related in some way like 1:) Cheryl Miller 2:) Sheryl Swoops 3:) Jackie Styles. You have to pickone you would have sex with, one you would marry, one that you would kill.

These are some highlights!

V-Foundation would Truck Jackie Styles! No Love for the Lady Bears!


Jessica Rabitt would get trucked by Byrdman, he sad Red heads be crazy.

Dannica Patrick, Mia Hamm, Hope Solo. I would truck Dannica she doesn't seem fun in the sack or fun to marry. Just because you are hot, doesn't exclude you from getting trucked in this game!

Atchison Times Writer Strike is over

300 pound football players weren't the only ones not doing shit this summer. The writers at the atchison times were also hard at work doing less than nothing. "If Matt Cassel hits a goalpost from 15 feet away in an empty arrowhead, is that racist?" a Out of work Mason Sicklock wrote about. "I had to keep my blog upto date just in case the strike ended early" Mason said while chewing on what appears to be a big league chew stawberry. "My BBQ website Q weekly did real well, highlighted by the 10 hits we got for our AVOIDING BBQ BLUNDERS DURING MEMORAL DAY article" We caught up to senior writer Raphael Raffle and Editor Titty Twizzler to discuss being back! "It feels good to be back, my kids were sick of eating Dairy Queen Brazzer Chili dogs, they were sick... as in they were tired of the idea of eating hot dogs, but they were physically sick as well, I am still shoveling shit out of the plymouth voyager. Twizzler and Raphael have worked over a decade at the Atchison times since 2009. "I can't wait to get back to covering the chiefs. I think they are going to switch to a 4-3 since Vrabel retired. We may also see a special teams improvement! Raphael told us. The chiefs were semi average in special teams last year highlighted by kicking the ball and running the ball until being tackled. "I was also Excited that I had a date yesterday, although it was wierd that we both had the same last name, and the members at Sosuave.com told me that going to the HALL OF RECORDS to see if we are related...is not in fact a date" Raphael's smile was ear to ear. "It turns out we are loosely related, but I am cool with it!" Atchison Times doors will begin it's calander year September 1 2011.

Any questions Raphael@atchisontimes.com

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Raphael Raffle is full of crap. He ran for a seat on the chamber of commerence last year and lost. He couldn't hide the fact that he consistantly put hydrox cookies into the blizzards instead of Oreo at the Dairy Queen HE PARTLY OWNED, saving him thousands and screwing customers.
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I don't care if Sicklock works in this town, but Zubaz isn't something you should wear to church.
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Royals and Other Randoms

Between talking about morgage rates, boobies, and how kenny loggins was running hot in the 80's, V-Foundation went on a long rant how the Royals are not out of it. Now I think the #1 thing you need in baseball is starting pitching, the royals have terrible starting pitching, but maybe they were pitching below their average, and now it is starting to even out. The Royals have won 4 out of 5 and Alex Gordon is startng to be a leader. He has even stated that they sometimes come to the ball park not ready to play. I really like Jeff Francour. He doesn't walk, but he plays hard and hits homeruns sometimes. I would actually take him at this point over the pouting Carlos Beltran. Carlos Beltran never had a great attitude, but now he is complaining he doesn't want to DH in the American League. This dude is a trip, he used to play with his remote control cars in the club house, then would go out and be the finest 5 tool player KC has ever seen. Arm, Speed, Defense, Hitting Power. Anywho. I hope they keep Melky trade Cain and Will Meyers for a starting pitcher. I always put a premium on proven MLB talent over projected Major league talent. Either way the deadline is coming and the Royals Have to do something, Cain does no good rotting down in the minors.

Han Solo badassery

Han Solo is a bad ass. The half good/half bad John Daly of the universe. So I was talking to one of my nerdy friends who's name I will leave out. I was talking to Sargent Matt, who's name I will put in. I was telling him how a girl told me she "loved me" and I felt it would be awesome if I put on a vest really quick and said "I know" then jumped off a curb. This would simulate the uber bad ass scene in Empire Strikes back when Han Solo says this to Princess Leia.

Leia: I love you
Han: I know
*Han gets frozen into Carbonite*
Chewy: ARRRRGGGGGGG

So I told Matt How this girl told me that.

K: I love you!
Ray: I know
*puts on vest and jumps off a curb or something to simulate the empire strikes back scene*

Sargent Matt then replied with the nerdiest thing a nerd could say

Sargent Matt: You know Han wasn't wearing a vest during that scene......

Royals Game, Batman, and John

On Friday my dad, V-Foundation, Byrdman, and myself went to the Royals game. It was very hot, but not unbearable. The royals won on horrible mistakes in the field by the Tampa Bay Rays. Some noteable things happened during the game. First off Chris Fold took a Chunk out of Escobars leg going in spikes high, Hochaver then struggled the next inning and then dripped Chris Fold. I think a warning would have been issues but Yost Infection (Ned Yost) was already halfway out of the dugout to take out Hochaver. Also Desmond Jennings came up mid game from AAA for the Rays and BJ Upton came out. So everyone on twitter thought BJ upton had been traded. The fireworks were nice, there was some dueche guys sitting behind us, but I was a dueche when I was 21 so I understand that age. Hotdogs were gross, but I still ate them, pop was good, home was very long because of a car accident. The next day John cooked us food, he liveds downtown, it was very nice. His girlfriend seems like a sweel lady. We went out to buzzards beach and saw a bunch of rad chicks with tattoos.


Byrdman: That Girl looks like Amy Winehouse
Ray: Naw...she brethes way more than Ms. Winehouse.

This is Trent Williams necklace. It is made of black diamonds. It is supposed to be a Silverback Gorilla, which is his nickname. I would be willing to bet he wouldn't like anyone calling him a Silverback Gorilla other than his very closest of friends. I love the fact that this Giant Million Dollar necklace Ape has the state of Texas in it's mouth. The Gorilla has Texas in his Mouth. The State of Texas.....in his mouth. the gorilla also has some pretty sweet earings. The back of the necklace has a cage so you can see the back sides of all the diamonds to "let the diamonds breathe" I am not sure diamonds have noses, so I am not sure why they need to have air. Anyway I thought it was very awesome and very dumb to have this necklace, but it I cannot deny that I would love to have a giant Necklace of a Honey Badger. My necklace would be a golden Honey Badger with Diamonds for his eyes and diamonds on is ears, and the honey badger on my chain..would also have a honey badger chain.

Off topic. Remember when Josh52Te had a diamond earing? Wow that was along time ago.