glad i got a hair cut today

This big black lady gave me a haircut today. She smelled like pork ribs but she cut the hell out of my hair. I saw her cheers thong and it wasn't great. The girl I like texted me to go out. I made sure my expectations were very low. I was just glad that I got a haircut and that I had semi hipster clothes to wear. Black jeans and black checkered shirt. I really need a tat or two to really set that look off =[ oh well.