some of the small things make me the most happy

Some of the small things in life make me happy. Like a puppy licking my face, sunshine on my bareass, a favorite song that takes me back to my twenties. Also winning the lottery would be fucking nice

some more float trip stuff

So yeah I finished off a bottle of jim beam at the end of the float trip. Nothing quite hits you in the chest than bourbon. This is this girl that sits by me who is all skinny and stuff and she claims she loves whiskey. I dare to say that she has to water down the whiskey then put it with water then eat a bannanna then sip it only after she has eating 5 pancakes. I am still dreaming of that damn float trip. that was awesome. no offense to the lady folk but I am glad it was only a couple of us that went because there was no drama and no random hookups. Well other than me and the 15 lesbians (and not the lesbians you see in girls gone wild) lesbians you see shopping for carhardt jackets at town and country lumber supply is more like it . I am moving into my new place. It is pretty nice. I bought a couch and about had a heart attack spending that much money at one time. Usbank actually called me to see if that was reallly me (which i requested they do for any purchase over 20 bucks. As I have typed this the royals have won 2 out of 3 from the redbirds which puts a smile on my face as I hate those dave matthiews white popped collar old navy wearing son of a bitch fans (no offense). I may go to this rib festival to see blue oyster cult tonight and some other bands. (more cowbell)

float and randoms part 2

On to the float trip. Mike did a great job driving us down. Ashley put up with my ramblings and Kevin and I got halfway down and started drinking. I won't lie when I say it was one of of the best couple days of my life. It was fun. I drank alot but never really got sick. I got real stupid though and put a ton of sunscreen on to get a laugh and that shit got all in my eyes. It burned like 8 bitches on a bitchboat. Kevin and I tipped over a couple of times mainly because I was getting stupid. I have learned about my past experiences to do several things while floating. Keep my glasses and cell phone 20 miles away from the canoe. Make sure you have everything in your tent to keep you from getting wet. Always bring guitar so if you don't have any chicks to make out with you have something to do.

float trip and other randoms part 1

So I kicked off the weekend with some fun by going on with Sunshine and rainbows and Jamie. They are litterly crazy. It gets to the point were I am actually worried about their drinking because I know what kind of shit I get myself in. They failed to dress up for me which is cool because they still looked snack-cake-errific. One was in a t shirt that may or may not have been a big johnson t-shirt the other one was in short shorts and a tank top. Body shots went downand surprisenly enough I didn't drink exept for one pbr just to wet my whistle. I ended up staying up most of the night playing guitar and drinking. Pretty much what I have always wanted to do.

Knot done with the topic

So back to this KNOT THEORY. I have recieved messages

"Ray they are called fisherman" -Mark S from St. Joseph
"Ray they are called Sailors" Matt M from st joseph

I will address these seperately at the same time Fisherman is a man who fishes for fish
sailors are people who sail ususally on water but sometimes on salsa.

Also we will be having a knottery club every thursdays

knotty by nature is our name

Today I end myspace blogging

Today is the first step in the rest of my life. By life I mean my blog life. I finally drew the line in the sand...the internet sand when I started to recieve this spam... Would you add me? Do you want a free Ipod? Free Matchmaker black jews! Find black jews everywhere you want to mate with! You have won chickenplanks from long john silvers! Ok if myspace offered free chickenplanks I may stay. I am going to blog here for now, but don't be surprised if I just get my own domain name Demonpenz.net so I can throw up my own banners and finally FINALLY get paid for my ideas. It has been along trip. From uploading txt files to geocities.com/demonpenz to friendster, to facebook, myspace, ok cupid. I am going to settle here for now