Hen Party

I always called the cock block, or the bitch shield of a group of girls or a gaggle of girls "Mother hen" well they call Bachlorette parties Hen Parties. YOU LIKE THE HEN PARTIES WITH ALL THE NOISE. Why yes I do. Thats why when you are married you are a hen and not married a chick. Hense us americans call them CHICKS

Ireland pt2

Today started out with Crabtree driving like the people in "the italian job" he was working the wheel like 4 time winston cup champion Jeff Gordon. We saw some meth head chicks over here and my thought process went like this

Whow those girls look like they are on drugs they are so skinny, I bet they will SMD for 5 dollars, but I would rather see them eating a bananna.

The Cab Driver was like thats the hotel U2 owns and I then asked what hotel Thin Lizzy owns. He said no no Thin Lizzy has been gone along time.

Comedy Wrapup

I decided to give my gift back to the world, which is the gift of laughter. Exept most people don't wish to accept my gift. I open mic'd at the vous in St. Joseph. that was fun because St. Joseph Jokes are in my DNA. Trading 6-pack and a pound for blockbuster "old" rentals. Joking about that stuff is awesome. I am def getting used to the grind and the routine (pun intended) of doing comedy. The first months the day I was planning on getting in front of people I felt sick all day, now I just feel semi sick. Ok then I went out to Mingle in Lee Summit and did comedy. That was fun. A dude named Del Iliff really grinds to make shows happen. He is getting really good at comedy. Tuesday I did open mic at Standfords and I got crushed, haha that is apart of the deal is sometimes people aren't going to think you are funny. I have to give it up for Mike Porkenoy. Hard working comedy guy. This one dude Brennan? I dunno this one dude crushed. It's hard to believe this but sometimes when you don't want to get on the Mic because you are tired or whateve, well when you have a gift like that dude has, it's not about you. It's about sharing your gift. Which most the times Sharing a gift is giving herpies, or my gift to ho's is slappin them.

Aug 11th

So I attended an event called the 11th annual Softball chili cookoff, but it should have been called the 1st annual Lesbian Fartoff. I was wearning my IPOD ear buds, not with anything playing because I don't actually own a IPOD, I can't afford that shit, just the earbuds, just enough so I can ignore people. Anyway I leaned over to get some chili and one of my earbuds fell into the chili. Now I don't know how much crap fro my ear fell into the chili, but I know exactly how much chili went back into my ear when I put the earbuds back in.

History of my Video games

Ahhhh my love for video games goes back along way. My earliest memories with the ole golden joystick (like a video game joystick not my penis) is using a phone looking device playing the smurfs video game. Little known fact is that Smurfs was a french comic book. How do you get baby smurfs? Well you pull them out of smurfette of course. Some crazy things going down in smurfville or whereever the smurfs are from. I love Mad Men, John Hamm is one funny dude. I am listening to a podcast called "the nerdist" funny stuff. I think my dog is about ready to die, which sucks, but that is what dogs and old people do. Dang it...blue was old...and that's what happens to old people do. That is a famous quote from the hit movie OLD SCHOOL. Ok back to video games. My first video game system was a coleco vision, which came with an attachment to play atari 2600 games on. That is CARAZZZY by todays standards. It is the equivilant of your gamecube being able to play playstation 2 games. I don't know why I didn't use playstation 3 and xbox 360 for that last comparison, probably because I have an unhealthy love affair with gamecubes.