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StanziShouldStart
I was joking about this not too long ago. I've never used, always pissed tested in the military and as a cop it's highly frowned upon to do illegal things. But when I'm 55 or 60, retired and still able to get around. I do plan on getting stoned to high hell, and getting in a low speed pursuit from the cops. I don't want anyone to get hurt, but when I'm caught I want to say, "I've never seen it from this angle before, had to try it once"

picture perfect Saturday!

The weather is perfect today. I am hanging out at the black dog cafe chatting up KU fans. Chatted up some ladies at Hi Vee earlier. Things going good for me righr now. Feeling good, I was able to get to my moms birthday dinner earlier this week..She is a gpod woman! Ryan is a new guy that I got eye on. He seems like he could be a big deal someday.

Pictures

Kevin, Gilpie, Byrdman, V-Foundation, and I out for a Day of Golf!

No Short Cuts

Man there are so many times in my life that I took short-cuts. Not finishing a work out, not finishing a day, not finishing my homework. I forget that the way you grow and you learn is by that extra mile that can be painful. No Short Cuts.

Why hello there!

Probably the best and latest pickup line is "Why hello here!" People love to mess up the first line to a woman at the coffee shop or airport, but it is simple. You just have get started. Speaking of getting started, when the F is the Royals going to get going? Already started is SPORTING KC. They have won 3 out of 3 and are ready for heart stopping excitement all summer!

Eye of the Tiger

It is Tuesday. That means Monday is over. That is good! U.S. Mens National Team U23. You suck. I hate it when teams play not to lose. That is what they did yesterday and they gave up a goal in Stoppage time. You have to play to win. Sporting KC won their game on Sunday in dramatic fashion. Great plays by Chance Meyers and Kei Kamara led to a dazzling goal. I was glad to get in town to see Kris, Jason, and Ryan. We are going to have a great summer.

Wrap up

Vacation went really well. I had tons of fun exept for one round of golf. Actually I had a good time on that round when I quit and drove the cart around. I really liked one night we went out and I had an impromptu date with a lovely lady. My friend Ryan had an lovely time as well. I think I have matured and it was great to see everyone working together to have a great time. I don't think I pissed off Vinnie and the only thing I would take back is eating their dorritos. I went out to Arizona to watch the Royals and I got to see plenty of them. Giovetella is getting sent down and that sucks because I hate Yuniesky. Sporting KC had a great win with a great final goal. Roger Espinoza and Chance Meyers had a great game. Kei Kamara had a rough game. He screwed up a penalty kick and he missed an open net, but he put away the game winner and man it was exciting. I got to watch it with Bryce and I am glad I got to spend the week with him. I am lucky to have friends like Kevin, Vinnie, Bryce, and Gil! It is nice to have friends who can travel and be awesome.

Wednesday

Arizona....very nice during the day. The nights are like our Fall. So overall the weather is perfect. Went to the Royals game today and In-and-Out burger. Both were awesome. Lorenzo Cain continues to impress. George Brett walked past us! Old George still has it! Willie Wilson, Bert Campenarous and another guy were there. I got to play some video games and just hang out today. Very fun....We ate chinese buffet. That was good as well!

Tuesday

Tuesday the gang and I went to play golf. I shot a 100 or so but the greatest thing is I went out to a nice course with jeans and stroked a 140 yard T-shot while the cart-master guy watched. I am pretty sure if any of us had F-d up really bad we would have gotten thrown out....let me back up why..... Ok we get there and Bryce takes the Cart and Takes it over this curb and hill Dukes of Hazzard style. Causing a loud boom and all these old farts to look at us like we were crazy. We then went to Five Guys to eat. It was good, then we watched the Royals win. Hosmer, Butler, and Francour all hit well. Vernon Wells from the Angels hit well as well. Pujols hit a ball over my head and I tried to get out of my seat and get it but I tripped over a different seat and just belly flopped on the concrete. It scared me a bit because I haven't had the wind knocked out of me for a long ass time. The boys went out to paint the town drunk and I am just chillen as of now.

Out golfing

Spring Training day 1

The day started at 4 am. Luckily no one is hungover so we get to the airport on time. To my surprise my friend Kyle is on my flight! He is going there on business though. Also My friend Brett is on our flight and I he didn't know we were going. Also Toby Cook the marketing advertiser for the Royals was on our flight. Southwest and the Parking spot proud sponsers of the Royals. Toby had a sweet all star jacket on and his luggage had All-Star things all over it. We went to an Italian place for lunch and it was very good. The hotel we are staying in is averqge but there is a Dennys and waffle house close.

Sporting Kansas city New England St. Pats day

I headed to get Joe P at 330 PM with Kris. We talked about various subjects on the way to Livestrong Sporting Park. I brought scarfs for everyone! The tailgating was hampered by large wind gusts. My dad showed up and we grilled sausages, brats, and my dad who is on the low carb deal..well he cooked hamburgers. Sarah B pumped Dubstep music and it was a good time. We headed to the game and Sporting KC looked good. They got up 3-0 and called off the dogs. New England kinda sucks but Sporting KC did their jobs of just putting those chumps away. Goals by Zuzi (1) Kamara (1) and Sapong (2). The bathroom lines were small, the weather was fantastic, and the win was very awesome to see. FC Dallas is next week. Happy St. Pats day. Kiss me I'm Sporting!

Game Day

Oh Mizzou. I hate the Tournament sometimes. You can have 10 future NBA players and get bounced by a team that has one hot game. I think that was Mizzou's best chance for a Final Four, but I am sure they will be back in bizzaro world playing Florida and Alabama. Nascar is at Bristol this weekend. It is called the Bull Ring or as I like to call it Nascar's Mosh pit. Greg Biffle is on pole. Kayce Kayne qualified 11th. Dale Jr 18th. Sporting Kansas City opens up at home today. I am packing up some shit and heading out there at five or so. I am guessing goals by 1.Sapong 2.Sapong and 3. Espinoza. Sal Perez got injured for the Royals which sucks. I bet he was already injured before he signed that deal, that is why he didn't wait to sign a large deal. He needed his family taken care of right now before surgery.

Happy Friday

Today is Friday. I am glad it is Friday. I am pretty warn out, but I know it doesn't take long for me to regroup and get back after life. I don't have much planned tonight. The Jayhawks are playing and so are the Tigers. Tomorrow is opening day for Sporting KC so I am looking forward to that. I have had a good life and a good time as of late. I signed this guy with a giant mullet to play defense on Fifa 12 and so far he has broken up the Chemistry of my team (possibly because he stinks of Old Spice and hits on high schoolers?) My SKC team on Fifa is a defensive team which is wierd, because that sounds like boring as shit. But I have A.Colin, this Mullet guy, Besler (played for the USA team), Espinoza, and Seth Meyers. I just won the MLS cup which only took me 3 months to win and now I am just trying to keep a solid franchise going. I like to scout young guys over in Ireland and the US. I even started a dude who was 16 in a friendly match. It is a great game. Up top today I have a picture of Rookie of the year C.J. Sapong. He is a great player and we have him for a couple more years until he gets a billion dollars from an English team like Chelsea or Manchester united.

Hello and happy Thursday

Rolled around Lenexa with my friend Ryan yesterday. Things are going ok. Just one day at a time one thing at a time. Ready for vacation. It will be epic. Supposed to rain for Sporting KC on saturday. That is a bummer but I will deal with it.

So Yesterday

Was a very interesting day indeed. I went down to LSP and watched the SKC game. It was close throughout and C.J. Sapong came off the bench and put in a header with little time left. Very great start for Sporting. Especially with L.A. looking like shit. I was also excited because I got my Scarf. The one like at the top of this page. Zach C. Worked really hard to get them passed out. Getting three points on the road is nice. That franchise is so good compared to the shit that the Chiefs put out there. Mizzou is doing great, they won their tournament. Anything can happen from here on out. I ate some buffalo chicken dip today, it was great. It was awesome because I actually baked chicken to go into it. Now chicken can be bland but when you got sour cream buffalo sauce around it. It is delicious. I have 40 more hours of work until my Vacation and I am ready. I really have been putting of some level of happiness at a chance to have a real get away planned. I saw Vinnie and Bryce on Saturday and I can't wait to spend time with them. They are very good friends, the kind of friends that can only be forged by growing up in an ass backwards place like St. Joseph. I watched nascar on Sunday with Kris and it was very nice. Tony Stewart won the race and it was in HD on my TV. It looked and sounded great. The Penguins won as well today, Malkin looks great. The Pens even without Crosby look great.

First Kick 2012

Woke up today and went for a walk. Not really thinking about sports or anything. Just wanted to get my walk and some diet mountain dew in me. Trying not to think too much about anything. I get all excited for Spring Training and Sporting Kansas City and I can't enjoy the day. Kasey Kayne got the pole for tomorrows race in Vegas. It should be a good one. I am rooting for KK, Dale Jr, and just because I like old people and I have a shirt with him on it. I want Mark Martin to run good. I really haven't written anything funny as of late, I just ponder many things. Like how people rush to get a house, car, wife/husband, then all the stuff they have just stress them out. Whats the point if you can enjoy the shit you have? I also think of the hours and the stress people went through in High School and College and how I partied a bunch. It's like I have to catch up now and go through some pain to get where I want maturity wise. I have some examples but I am not going to share them today. I will probably get the Jeep washed today, hang out, and go to the members club to watch SKC take on D.C. United. The only thing I really know about D.C. is they play at RFK. That place is a dump. Go ahead D.C. and sing. We can't hear a thing...Go Sporting KC.

Goo Goo Dolls

Picking up chicks at Dunkin donuts with the goo goo dolls playing in the background. No big deal....here comes the acoustic guitar solo.

another reason to watch the royals

Originally Posted by KCUnited

Don't forget swaying arm and arm drawling Friends in low Places at the top of our lungs. /Omaha road trip fan

Reading the Lyrics to "Welcome to the Jungle"

If you just read the Lyrics to "welcome to the jungle" it actually seems like a very nice story. Why thank you...thanks for welcoming me to the jungle. Oh you got fun and games? Damn it is nice in this Jungle! You take it day by day? That's just damn good advice. You want to watch me bleed? Well that is very wierd, but maybe there is a special nice language here in the Jungle. You want to hear me scream? Scream for excitement? That sounds nice!

9 reasons to watch the Royals this year

10:) They aren't the Chiefs.....The Chiefs will no doubt screw up this offseason. They will upgrade the entire team but of course Cassel...Cassel Reminds me of the kid who screams to his parents "I don't want to go on the Orient Express" Then he goes anyway, then spends the entire afternoon crying and riding the Bamboozler.
9:) The K is a beautiful ball park. Lets face it, coming up with your own party is hard. Lets all go meet at the K and spend a shit-ton of money.... that is simple effective way to get people together.
8): Salvader Perez....We actually though John Buck and Miguel Olivo were decent catchers. This dudes arm reminds me of level 5 in mega man.
7:) The Kiss Cam. It is always good fun to see some old geezers tounge it out on the scoreboard at the K. Especially funny when they put Arod and Jeter on there.
6:) Watch J. Soria....He is coming off a down year by his standards. He will either blow up this year or go back to being lights out, either way there will be fire all around the K when he comes out. Lets not hope it is because he brought a gas can to the mound.
5:) Ned Yost...Won't bunt as much as prior managers. Trying to get out is the dumbest thing in all of sports. It like a running back just saying "naaaa I am good" after running 3 yards
4:) Billy Butler is a great hitter. He might win a batting title this year. He squares the ball up better than 99 percent of the people on earth. He is also slower than most of the Bro's in the crowd
3.) I'll see Deez.......He will turn some double plays this year that would make Ozzie smith Clap. He will also wear braces, which makes me feel better about my teeth situation.
2:) Alex Gordon....lets face it ladies...he is easy on the eyes....he has popeye forarms. He hits for power, steals bases, gold glove outfield. He is from Nebraska...and Nebraska is almost awesome...Right?
1:) Eric Hosmer. If Eric Hosmer was an Insect he would be a 20 foot tall Wasp with a RATT tatoo and Lazers for arms. He would have the ability as a wasp to blow up any doubters that the Royals aren't the best team in the world. He will hit 40 homeruns drive in 100 steal 15 bases play gold glove defense all while you down 20 dollars worth of nachos.

Tuesday

Tuesday went ok. I was very tired when I got off work. I met up with Kris and Jason for awhile. I was so tired I left early and went home and had that exhausted feeling where you are so tired you can't sleep. So I am ready for Wednesday. Rany has an article about Salvador Perez that is getting me pumped up. I have a feeling we were missing out on what a good catcher can do. John Buck, Miguel Olivo were slightly below averaage. Matt Traynor, Kelly Stinett, Brett Mayne sucked.

St. Joseph and Soccer

SPORTING KANSAS CITY AND MISSOURI WESTERN GRIFFONS. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, BUT NEITHER DOES THE NICKNAME "MIDLAND EMPIRE"

Tuesday Morning

Well counting down the days until Sporting KC opens up. Kris posted the LMFAO song Shots and that reminded me of my days down at Living Strong Sporting park! The Chiefs placed the franchise tag on Bowe, which I don't know what that is..I am assuming it is like a cow tag they pierce through his ear with some sort of biochemical agent to help him from dropping poorly thrown Cassel balls. I came up with a text based game over the phone called "Weekend Simulator 5000" first you choose your character. Middle class worker, Lumberjack, NBA player, or stripper. You can go to various places like the Ironically named casino "No Dice" or you can go to the strip club "Dam Beaver" basically it is awesome.

Nascar notes

Denny Hamlin has a good looking race car and he won the Sprint Cup race. The Subway 500 was overall pretty boring but looked good on my awesome TV! Penske will switch to Ford. Dale Jr. finishes mid-pack, Kasey Kane got into the wall early. A couple years back Elliot Sadler was hotter than donut grease, now he can't get a ride in Sprint Cup. He did get a win in the Nationwide race, so good for him. I enjoyed the pre-race radio brought by sirus radio in my vehicle. It was pretty informative. I guess subway provided free food all weekend and everyone was eating the crap out of it. I am not a big Subway fan, but I am a big FREE subway fan.

Monday

Monday started ok, pretty relaxed. My legs started hurting because I walked an hour on Sunday so it was catching up to me a bit. I fought off the need to take an advil and went through my day. My day was a bit crazy, but I was well rested, when I am well rested I can see the world as a good place. If I am tired I will be irritable and pissed. I went out to Dennys with Kris and Jason. It is way cheaper than Perkins but I am sure one of us will be getting food poisoning. Overall I feel better than I have felt in awhile. Sometimes fear of losing what I have creeps in and it takes awhile to let that go. God always gives us what we need to survive. Shelter, Love, food, water, in America these things are pretty easy to come by. My problems the last couple weeks were mostly I feel disrespected. So I am at peace for today. I did drive my Jeep around and eat gummy worms today. That was awesome! I never noticed this before my the shit times in my life are ususally the same points. January and Feb usually suck because the holidays are over and it is back to work or school. Aug always sucked because it was back to school or back to football (UGH) I don't know why I never think about this but that was probably the shittiest part of my life was being in High School, that sucked enough, then getting the shit beat out of me by Matthias and Bentrop in 100 degree heat. I loved Milky Way Dark and 64oz of regular cokes back then. That made me feel better. Anyway sometimes I forget the big picture. I went through a bunch of bullshit like high school and college, this is supposed to be a good time in my life! Today is just that.

Weekend

Friday started ok. I went for a walk. I was pretty tense. I was going to go straight home and just try to relax, but I talked to a couple of friends. I looked hard at what has been bothering me of late. I take things to personally and I am a people people. So those two things can screw up my happiness. My basic thought is that over time I will stop caring what people think and I will become less sensitive to people bitching at me. This has already happened as I find myself not feeling hurt less and less, still sometimes people do things that burn me up and make me sore. Whew so Friday was good I stayed out of trouble. Saturday I woke up and went for a walk, I then went shopping and got some chicken, I went and bought junk food from dollar general and finally put in hours and hours of work washing my jeep. When I say hours and hours I mean I put in money at the car wash and robots washed my jeep. Kris came over in the afternoon while I was watching basketball. It was boring but we caught up on what was with life. My time warner cable went down, but it came back up. I spent the night watching hoops and just enjoying my life. It was awesome and I fell asleep peacefully. Sunday I got up watched some Walking Dead, walked, I then went to see my parents, my sister, my nephew for lunch. I had a chicken wrap and broccoli. It was very good. I bought a mattrace from Nebraska Furnature Mart. It was nicely priced and my Dad helped me put it in my apartment. So in the last year I have gotten a new Jeep, new glasses, Smartphone, and TV. I am not going to lie. My life is good!

Saturday

Today is Senior day. Great day for Mizzou and Kansas as their regular season comes a close with two great seasons. I am currently watching Duke and North Carolina. It is a good game. Elliot Sadler won the Nationwide race in Phoenix and the Sprint Cup races tomorrow. Kris came over and we watched some of the Missouri Valley tournament today. It is very very funny because they call it "arch madness" because it is played in St. Louis. In non surprising news Rick Majarous went to the hospital. He is 400 pounds, he scratches his head until it bleeds, he is always sick and going to the hospital. I got up and went for a walk today. It was ok, it was really cold for being March. So it was more painful than being refreshing, but I got it done and that is what matters. Working out or going for walk is about putting in work and getting results.

Happy Friday

Feeling better today. I live this bizarre life in recovery where people live by a code that "normies" don't live by. It basically says to be helpful whenever possible, but what I find out is people only are "helpful when they want to" Yes I am a butthurt child sometimes. That is ok though! I am going to have a good Friday. The weather is supposed to be shit, but I got some video games and some TV to catch up on. Lebron and Wade teamed up for a sick dunk yesterday as the Heat Won. I am ready for Vacation so here is hoping for a quick couple of weeks.

Thursday

Thursday was alittle bit rough. Just stuff getting on my nerves. Ugh...atleast I am in America and I have shelter and clothes. I kinda get tired of people saying that they do things for other people bla bla bla and they are the ones that are the ones that just run around screwing people. It's a long story all I know is I can't control people I can just control my attitude and actions. So I will work through it.