Powerful conversation

03/26/10 Seemed like a normal day.... There is a young lady, that I truely admire. She has faith, always smiles, smart, confident. I learned today that she will be leaving the insurance world to be an RN. There are so many shitty nurses out there, it is refreshing to see a young person getting after it! My advice to her was to write her core values down and when that long long frustration week comes along go back to it. People here this advice but unless they have hit rock button, or are ready to change, they never listen to it. Write that shit down! What you are about, why you got into this job, and always be honest with yourself. Sounds like yammering, but it took me 6 years to finally hit bottom to really get back to what you believe in. I have even shortened my list to just have a symbol. My symbol is a Penguin, Penguins are unselfish, they dance, they don't give a shit when they dance btw!, they endure harsh climates, they spend half their time in water/half their time on land. I am an Emperior Penguin. Good luck Z. Learned more in chit chat than I have ever learned ever ;)

Good Luck Bad Luck..who knows?

I put my diet coke 44 oz on my car roof and it fell off splashing me with a bunch of awesome pop. Good Luck? Bad Luck? Who knows?

I then forgot my passenger door wide open and went into work, causing embarrasment when over the intercom i heard "a Mitzu (i can't prenounce this..) "A RICE BURNING BLACK CAR YOU LEFT YOUR DOOR OPEN! MORON!" Good luck? Bad Luck? Who knows.

Portly fat sweaty but great basketball coach rick Majerous loves girl scout cookies. He was talking on the espn podcast with Doug Gotlieb that he used to love thin mints, now he loves Samohans. Majerious feels like an NBA owner when picking out girl scout cookies. DON'T WE ALL COACH... DON'T WE ALL Coach! You are the best thing about St Louis! A tiger only succeeds at catching prey 1 out of 20 times, about as much as Jason Kendall Makes contact with a white round sphere called a baseball. Oh Boy David Bowe day on 101.1 the fox....is Max tanna and Moffit going to make me watch Labrynth after work? George Bernard Shaw one the Noble peace prize, but refused the money! They are called wonderbra's because when you take them off you wonder where her boooobies went! Andre Miller is going to be a good basketball player. Sugar Free Red bull, sunflower seeds, and a pat on the back, these things keep me going! My goal is to have 1000000030002000.4 peole following my blog and facebook. With God anything is possible! I wish there was an edit button so I could just add on the red headed woman on facebook. I would then put on a red wig and post on their wall "WE ARE TWINS EEEEZ" This Irish newletter i got at Waxy Oshay's smells like Cigars and Guiness. I like 4 fried chickens and a coke, both the stuff you eat and drink, but also the band. Post It's do not work well on cleaning up tomato soup. "keeping guys in line" does not mean inviting the group to an inline. skating group. I tried to get everyone to call me Mr. Boombastic today, they politely declined . I don't really want to know where St. Pats beads have been before they get throw at you by a bouncer. I do really want to know why the bouncer threw me out (I thought the patrons had left, and it was ok to enjoy some the left over plate fries!) Me getting thrown out of a bar. Good luck? bad Luck? who knows>?

Post script

True story, I just put in 50 cents to get some skittles and it got stuck in the vending machine? good luck bad luck who knows? Then this dude came in with a ball on a chain wheeling it around his head and said "THE NEXT PERSON I CATCH EATING SKITTLES WILL DIE.!!!!

Edit: the point of saying good or bad luck? who knows? is to get out of your head...OR if you do think about an incident. To convience yourself it was good luck.

Getting even with Alanis Morissette

Many things have been written and said about Alanis Morissette. I feel with with all my heart that the Senior writer at the Atchison Times said it the best. "Alanis Morisette is the worst person.....of all time!" She is like a nuclear bomb of suck" writer Raphael Miller said about the sucktacular female artist. So now you are wondering....Demon....Dp... how can I get back at this lady. This canadian lady *shudder*. Well I got something Ironic for ya.... use her music to dupe woman. Dupe woman toooooo MAKE OUT WITH YOUR MALE FACE! HEY HOW ARE YOU TODAY.... LOVE YOUR SHOES! DO YOU LIKE Alanis?!?! (no need to even say the last word, if a woman is a woman ((you my want to doube check)) there won't even be a need for saying Satan's last name. Play her albums, pretend you know what woman are about, talk about what a butthole dave coulier is! Just make sure you take advantage of her appeal to woman, by ABUSING IT. takig power woman rock, to take the power away from woman ALITTLE TOOOOOO IRONIC DON'T YOU THINK?? It's like rayyyyaaaaaiiiin.

They say the mark of a crazy man is.....

Is that he makes a pitcher of iced tea and fills a 2 liter bottle of mountain dew with it! Well I must be Crazy?!?! Speaking of which...does anyone else just randomly scream out "CRAZY TAXI!" Whenever they see Taxi...or crazy stuff or hear the Offspring? CRAZY! That taxi was driving faster than a woman posting an awe comment about a newborn on facebook! . Our team name for Tuesday Irish Trivia was Joseph P Randa. Ole sweet #16 still lives on in our hearts and in all star baseball 2000 or n64. I love Katie Horner, her outlandish comments and risky garb make her the Milk of my CoCo Pebbles. I follow WDAF on Facebook and today I wrote this. Katie Horner....rooooawwwwww Tornado in my pants (I think they deleted it...will check when I get to a basement, under a sturdy table). This is like the superbowl for Irish Themed bars. Hi Ho, The Palms, Burny's, Snake bite, Kelly's, the bone, Race Car bar, Norty's, Jumpin jacks bar, Magoons, Hammerjacks, buffalo bar, Jerry's bait shop. All these bars are irish bars and I bet they are happier than Jason Kendall reaching first base (only to get picked off). I just remembered that it is not OK to dance to Master P, because everyone starts saying Make'em say UHHHHHHH NOOO.......NA NA NA NOOO NA NA NA NOOOO. Every cheat/money play in madden that I can think about involves sending a player in motion. The computer should just not be magintized into blockers. Hard to explain. Well I better get back to adding as many people in facebook as possible.. in hopes of being famous and rich and getting some chili cheese fritos'

Hi...Hope to see you at saints add me as friend!
Yo...it's Demonpenz comedian, blogger, video blogging, you've seen me on myspace..now check out my friend
Hey... I need help in farmville!
I got a strawberry cow in farmville
A loney Demonpenz Has wondered onto your farm in farmville. H
Hope to see you at HammerJacks 2 nite
Trying 2 see how many numbers eye can put into a sencence 4 u!
I am also on OKCUPID W/webcame...check me out pleyer
Ice is important when drinking crown royal. if you just crack it out of those green and blue ice maker dealies, it tastes gross.
Talcom powder! I NEED SOME
Stop stealing toilet paper from the mall rest rooms. People at the brass buckle now can't whip correctly.
Joe Randa Joe Randa Joe Randa.
If you are going to pee into a bottle make sure it is a 1 liter of mountain dew. The large mouth redueces the risk of pee pants by 25 Percent.

Acceptable nicknames for me aka Demonpenz

Raph

Raphie

Raffle

Rod

Rodmanavich

Rodzilla4u (from AIM)

Demon

Demonpenz

DP

Penz

The Penzer

Penzanelli.

Beef Penzeroni

chicken fried Penz

Bacon n' penz

Raph a Roni

Raphaelz

For real raphaelz

Road Dog

Ray-dog

Ray-ray

Lil Ray Ray

Biggon

snack cakes

You

Hey you

Hey you asshole

Hey you jerkoff.

Ray

Rayfield

Raymucher

Raysteak

Steakavitch

Chucksteak.
steak n eggs

Columbus sailed the Rayflower

RayDay

Dr Ray and snoop doggie dog

Ray

Sports in Cargo Shorts Vol 2

Jim Boeheim said on P.T.I that Kansas is the team to beat in this tourny. That is what My bracket and I like to hear! Beckham tears his achilles...oh noes! Now the only time you will see him on TV is on TMZ.. (unless there is a sports channel ESPN Europe Classic) I watched the ESPN movie about Spike Lee and Reggie miller. Wow! That brought back some good memories. Rik Smits was and forever will be criminally underated. A center that could hit jumpers outside of 10 feet in the 90s was unheard of (outside of that dude that had to starve himself every damn playoff game arrg!) What the hell was Derrick Mckey doing to me in nba live 96? He was costing me a title every time I played in the finals. Dropped passes, missed free throws, 45 rating in defense awareness, God I hate you virtual Derrick Mckey for Super Nintindo! Reggie Miller was a video game badass in NBA live 96,97,98, wow. What the hell were the folks at EA sports doing in 94? Man they had a "special move" for Chuck Person...AKA The Rifleman. What was his special move you ask? You would think it would be a Jump shot or 3 pointer...that's what Chuckie P do, but nOOOooOOoooO he throws a fickin alley oop to himself if you pressed Y while driving the lane. Let me tell you Non Video game nerds out there at this point in his career Chuck Person was older, fatter, shorter, and blacker than me, DEMONPENZ. FO SHO!.
I got to peep some of Aaron Crowe this last week. He is a pitcher for the Royals. I have hopes for him throwing a white sphere past some Men swinging wood sticks. I don't have a java script or anything that tells me how many days hours minutes seconds until opening day...soooooooooo

ELEVENTEEN MOAAR DAZE TILL OPENING DAY!

Extreme hope Demonpenz #45

"Not your time!....Son!"

Changing the way I looked at life has helped me enjoy every morsel of my time on earth. When I was younger (also known as being an idiot) I would pick apart every situation until it drove me crazy. Although my head told me to be thankful for the things I had, my heart did not. It took me time...... time away sober.... to help me realize how lucky I am. I have to drive this home by typing, writing, or having someone else tell me how lucky I am. One chromosome different and I could have been Jason Kendall. NO ONE wants to spend the summer trying to hammer a baseball only to have it travel 10 feet then having your job taken by Brian Pena midseason. One day I decided to take a look on why I was so miserable. It turns out I was just being a wussy. Job sucks? waaaaa quit and work to find another one, unlucky with ladies? Well spike your hair up and hang out at the power and light. I sometimes want a sweet GTO like engineerds have, well then go to Rolla you big wuss. I would be a 30 year old freshman, but you want that GTO soooo bad right Ray? I stopped picking apart why things happen or don't happen. When you finally accept the fact that everything is always screwed up and you can't control hardly any of it, I found myself being about to enjoy life more. So you had a near death experience, don't sit there and examine it. Just take it as.... "God wants you to go back to earth and clean up your shit....."

Dueces!

Demonpenz

Post script. I got a 16 on my act and to get into the business department at Missouri Western you need a 21. So took the test when I was like 21.... I sent tjhe results to Missouri Western Northwest (for possible grad school) and rolla (for poops and giggles) and I must have scored well because Rolla called me. I would sure hop I scored well, I already had grey hair!

Jesus Jukebox

I am always looking for things from God, I have found myself to be quite needy over the years. "Oh Lord, please help me pass this test I will study for Geomatry and spelling" next time! F- and summer school was in my future of course....so I found a different way of Praying that seems to work better and not come off so needy. Pray for general things. Lord, please give me strength, wisdom, more hair on my head, salty snacks that may or my not resemble Onions (that are also quite fun). It is like if you are asking for someone to play music on the jukebox. Just ask for Alt rock from the 90's. Don't be the asshole that asks for Blur song 2. When thanking God, I feel it is ok to pick out specifics though. It helps be more grateful! Thank you for the interweb, thank you for blogspot.com, thank you for warmth and pizza rolls.

Softball 50% fun 20% Work 30% getting struck in the head by objects.

Crabman signed us up for a co-ed softball league. YAY beer, nachos, and having a good time. Boo pulled hamstrings, "strawberrys", and boo misjudging flyballs and having them hit you square in your fat stupid for playing softball face. Now I get a walk or two in daily, but playing softball is different excersize. Standing in a field, forced to chase a round sphere of death while pretty ladies and manly men point and laugh..... yeah you could say this is different than my normal form of calisthenics. One move that has helped me greatly in my social and sporting life is the "tornado position" The tornado position is a variation of the fetal position (made famous by Damon Huard quarterback from the Kansas City Chiefs). What you do is you lie crouched and cover the soft part of your neck with your hands. This prevents cool ranch dorito's to impale your neck while a tornado is going on. This "Tornado" move helps when in softball when you are trying to catch a fly ball, but you trip leaving yourself exposed. Go into the "Tornado" and say a couple prayers that the Reaper ball of deathness doesn't strike your brain and kill you dead. It is a must when you fall or trip during any sport that some jerkface yells "sniper!" Although it is strangely appropriate for paintball. I am calm and excited for the upcoming softball season. My goals are to be outside and run around. With a positive attitude, I can achieve my goals.

#45 Demonpenz LF.

March 13th Special Snake saturday

Well I woke up and it was as cold as an electronic cooling machine that changes water into a solid form I went for a walk. I then hung out with my nephew who now has a black eye. Nice ....well it is snake saturday, so what way to kick off a snake saturday to hang out with a 4 year old with a tough 'tude and a black eye. We then played some excite bike and talked about bo jackson. Flogging Molly and Dropkick murphy's and u2 will play apart in snake saturday for real!

March 12th 2010

I woke up early and worked out today. I was hoping I wouldn't be all crazy pacing in my cube to leave. I am not pacing but I am ready to leave already. I ate some celery and pretended I was a rabit for awhile. celery sucks even with peanut butter, it tastes like some grass got on your peanut butter. I am drinking some rip it Energy drink i got from Dollar tree. Dollar tree sells albums. These albums include Barenaked ladies, Phish, and tony orlando. I haven't gotten to listen to any of these because I hardly listen to cd's. Fish Taco's from callihans rules. I Like the curly haired guy from hall and oats better than the white guy. I once got beat by 5 aces playing poker in toledo. I wonder if I ate cherry chapstick if it would give me a serving of fruit. I find the movie hot rod to be funny and awesomely awesome. When I am eating soup I want something crunchy to go with it. celery does not satisfy my need correcly. Celery sucks I like to write on post it notes "post it baby!" just so everyone understands my enthusiasim for post it notes. I can't believe i spelled enthusuasim correctly. Olathe's water tower is weak compared to all mighty platte city water tower. I wish Platte City's water tower was a bad guy in a video game. Like the final boss, when it destroy it you can get a dilly bar from the brazier there. I've never once saw a horse race where I thought one of the horses looked like they needed to take a piss.

Thoughts about racing TODAY 03/11/10

Kurt Busch looks like my friend Byrd "bryce' John Looks like Juan Pablo Montoya. I wish they would wear some nascar stuff and hang out at Dave and busters racing each other. CLASSIC.
Nothing like old school racers talking....looking at you Ward burton and Rick Mast. That there done. That there had dem. Memories like elephants... That Car of Tomorrow or whatever you call it saved that polish kids Kalowsiki's life! Sharks must swim forward or they die. Slay the dragon, other cliche's! bassmasters

Sports Cargo Shorts 03/11/10

People need to stop dogging on Cole Aldridge for only averaging 11 points a game. The dude changes every damn game he plays. He can just stand there with his arm stretched out like palm trees and be a game changer. Child Please.... Aldridge is the love child of Wanye Simeon and Greg ostertag.
Carl Edwards...please fist fight or hit someone ATLEAST on a pace lap. Don't be a dueche and hit someone going 200 mph. Thanks
If I had a guitar position that is my favorite...it's SHRED EAGLE!
When listening to racing podcasts my favorite drivers liked the movie "stroker ace" now I have to watch this damn movie. Burt Reynolds...check, race cars...check. bad acting? Oh yeah!

Snugga Memories 03/11/10

This one time snugga was mad that his order of nacho bell grande's wasn't correct (MOAR CHEESE! he yelled) So then him and the manager got into it, when the dude popped his head out of the drive through, snugga slammed it against the side of drive through window. Managers Mcmannagers head bounced around like a lottery ball

03/10/10 Randoms

Derrick Anderson ran all over the chiefs in 06, I was watching the game with my dad and Matt. Man I was mad. Trent Green had a monster game too. So I txt'd to see if anyone remembered the game

Do you remember the 06 browns game?

Byrd: nope
Crabtree: was that the one where Ross and Rachel hooked up?
Matt: Why?
Ray: Derrick Anderson ran all over the chiefs
Matt; yep.