The Virus Of saying "sorry"

There is a virus spreading..... queue scary music. It isn't some sweet ass kicking virus that eats your solar Plexes or something awesome like that either. It also isn't a sweet movie involving Jamie lee Curtis (All three of that broads names are MALE names) ((AND I WOULD STILL THROW A BONE IN HER!) Ok this all startd when I went to subway a couple weeks ago. This dude kept on saying he is sorry because my sandwhich was too messy. I finally said dude, it's ok, I understand my sandwhich is going to be messy because I ordered triple everything Bacon, Cheese, ham, meatballs, Zebracakes, oreo's, (but hold the pickles thanks!) I realized right then people say they are sorry for everything. BE A MAN FOR AND ONLY SAY YOU ARE SORRY FOR THINGS YOU ARE SORRY FOR. Like falling down vinnies steps and spilling Jim Beam everywhere, and Voting for Obama. Those things yu can truely feel sorry for. YOU KNOW WHAT? THE VALUE IN YOUR "SORRY" IS MAXIMIZED if you use it less. Just like the Value in saying "I LOVE YOU" to a woman should only be used as currency to attain MAX VALUE. (like before intercourse and recieving breakfest handies at perkins.)