Han Solo is a bad ass. The half good/half bad John Daly of the universe. So I was talking to one of my nerdy friends who's name I will leave out. I was talking to Sargent Matt, who's name I will put in. I was telling him how a girl told me she "loved me" and I felt it would be awesome if I put on a vest really quick and said "I know" then jumped off a curb. This would simulate the uber bad ass scene in Empire Strikes back when Han Solo says this to Princess Leia.
Leia: I love you
Han: I know
*Han gets frozen into Carbonite*
Chewy: ARRRRGGGGGGG
So I told Matt How this girl told me that.
K: I love you!
Ray: I know
*puts on vest and jumps off a curb or something to simulate the empire strikes back scene*
Sargent Matt then replied with the nerdiest thing a nerd could say
Sargent Matt: You know Han wasn't wearing a vest during that scene......
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