Tales From The Comb Forward

What if your friend happened to be gay and you went to get fully loaded nacho's from taco bell. One of the chips at the bottom didn't have glorious toppings on them like the awesome commercials say they do. So you talk to the Manager Jimmy Jack Taco bravo Manager dude and he says that commercial isn't real. You ask him if this is real and you dump fully loaded nacho's right on his freaking british knights. Then John Van Mexi melt the employee of the month comes out from be hind you and sweeps your leg with a wet mop. Then your gay friend tries to make a break for it but the only girl working there Valerie Van Tostata grabs the Sour Cream Squrter deal and sour creams the door shot while Johnny Law comes and arrests everyone in the Taco Bell Fiery Sauce massacre of 08


Lets take another extreme example. You go to lohn john silvers with you and your buddies, you take one of those coupons that you get stuffed in your mail box every freaking wednesday. You have the 2 piece fish and more coupon, your friend has the add a chicken plank for 25 cents and your brother has a free drink. Your brother who isn't retarded but def learning disabled puts on the Long John Silvers hat and sings Margarittaville by jimmy buffett (the live version) while banging his sporks against the high chair. Tries to stand up in the high chair but slips on a hush puppie that was left by the brat kid that was there before you. Do you still use the coupons or do you make an example to pay long john silvers the full price for it


Reminds me of a story, my friend and I went to arby to get the 5 for 5.55 and we were really hungry after downloading and burning the new hoobastank cd. So we go in there looking to munch on some grindage and all the sudden the guy behind the counter started giving us shit. I think he may have been autistic but I saw the drawings he drew on the coloring book "arby's goes to washington" He did a shit ass job of staying between the lines. So we decide we are going to jump the dude. So When he asked if I wanted curly fries i said yes, did I want potato wedges, I said yes, Did I want to be awesome...well he didn't have to ask that because i was 100% grade A freaking awesome. So when he delivered the sandwhiches, fries, wedges, and snugga's mozzerella cheese sticks we surrounded him. I first unloaded on him with potato wedges like ninja stars, snugga then took his cheese sticks, broke them in hand and made a cheesy awesome version of Nunchucks and started to pelt the poor bastard. after that I took a roast beef sandwhich stuck an m 80 in the middle and smashed it against the glass door like a sweet dentonator bomb you would see in Agent cody banks. The whole place exploded all the while I walked a way like thomas jane in the punisher